Sony rep: "Hey Suddam, our sales are a little low in the mid east. What do you say to buying a few thousand?"
Saddam: "No. I no need game playing machine."
Sony rep: "Hey! Just remember who supplied you with all the tools of destruction during Persian Gulf"
Saddam: "But we lost bad to American. And then YOU go make machine for American"
Sony rep: "Fine, no more bombs and missiles from Sony."
Saddam: "No, please, I can change I can change! I buy 1400 of them. OK to you?"
Sony rep: (in Burns voice) "Excellent
Smithers: "Uh sir, your pile of money is on fire"
Sony rep: "Ah yes, so it is. Oh well, looks like Squaresoft won\'t be getting their Christmas kickback this year"
Square Rep: "Mrmph hrph mrrp hrpmh"
Sony Rep: "What did you say? You\'re too far up my ass. I can\'thear you."
Smithers: "I believe he said he\'s much obliged, sir"