A young man on vacation in China becomes lost in the woods. After 2 days, he finally comes across a small home. Upon knocking on the door, an old chinese man answers who just happens to speak english.
The man explains his predecament and asks the old man if he could give him a ride to the nearest village or town. The old man answers that it is too late to leave, but offers him dinner and promises to give him a ride the next day. During dinner, the man notices a beautiful woman shows up for dinner and asks his host who she is. "She is Yung-Li, my daughter.", he explains.
After dinner, the host leads him upstairs to a bedroom. "You may sleep here.", he offers. "But I must warn you now. I love my daughter very much. And if you take advantage of her, you will suffer the 3 worst Chinese tortures known to mankind." With that he quietly closes the door, and the house settles into a night-time quiet.
The young man settles into the bed, but is unable to sleep. Visions of the daughter stir his mind. "What the heck," he thinks,"he\'s just an old man. He probably never even know." So he gathers up his courage, and quietly sneaks out of his bedroom, and into Yung-Li\'s. The next few hours turn out to be even better than he dared to dream. Some time before dawn he wearily creeps back into his room, and collapses into sleep on his bed.
He awakens later to a strange sensation. He opens his eyes to see a sign attached to a good sized boulder:
"Chinese torture #1: Big Rock on Chest."
The young man lets out a groan and thinks, "This guy is really stupid if thats the worst he can do.". He slowly rises from the bed and takes the rock over to a open window and throws it out. Just as he throws it, he notices a second sign by the window:
"Chinese torture #2: Left Testicle tied to Rock."
"Oh, s.h.i.t!", he cries and leaps out the window. Then he notices a huge sign at the bottom:
"Chinese torture #3: Right Testicle tied to Bedpost."
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