You said we would never speak or this again,it was between me,you and the elevator.
That was pretty funny!
Anyway, even though we have been together longer than the Earth has been rotating, my wife REFUSES to cut loose in front of me. I prodded her once about it, but, thought better of it when I considered a wife who farted. I\'m glad she keeps it to herself, now.
My daughter, on the other hand, scared me when we first had her. Nobody told us that she would have EXPLOSIVE farts after her first few days. Whoa, she did her daddy proud.