project....a couple months ago, I was with my girlfriend playing a video game while she read a book. My dog was right next to me, sleeping.
I think I was playing Dynasty Warriors 3.
And then my dog wakes up and smells his butt. And then he looks at me for a second. He whines. Then leaves.
Then the smell hits my nostrils, nearly made me pass out. My girlfriend shuts her book and says "YOU ARE SO RUDE!"
And she leaves in a huff.
My dog rocky comes back with a leash in his mouth.
Damn dog made me look like I farted!
Up to now, my girlfriend still doesn\'t believe it was the dog.