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« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2002, 11:01:11 AM »
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I guess anybody would rather smell the ones that have little odor to them but what’s the fun in those? I say that if you can hardly smell it…eat more beans or broccoli or onions or something. If your gonna fart, you might as well burn a few nose hairs doing it right?:D


Man...if I ever meet you, it better be in an open field on a windy day. :D

Burn some nose hairs....that\'s worse than nose bleeds! :D
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« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2002, 11:06:56 AM »
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Man...if I ever meet you, it better be in an open field on a windy day. :D

Burn some nose hairs....that\'s worse than nose bleeds! :D

Ahhh grass hoppa…you too may learn the ways of nostril inflammation. With fire power like that you can do no wrong in the eyes of most friends. If anybody tries to give you sh*t, you just point you’re a$$ in their direction and whalla! They back down, just like that!

Don’t worry man, I would never try to injure a real friend or any innocent civilians for that matter.:D
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« Reply #47 on: May 07, 2002, 11:11:08 AM »
I\'ll send you a can of beans and a pickled cabbage. :D

You may want to keep yer windows open. The concussion from the fart blast have been known to make shards of glass cut people into ribbons.

Here :

http://www.gibbleguts.com/fartingdog/fartingdogs.html

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« Reply #48 on: May 07, 2002, 11:21:46 AM »
I have seen that one time and time again but it still makes me laugh my ass off!:laughing:
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« Reply #49 on: May 07, 2002, 12:06:28 PM »
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project....a couple months ago, I was with my girlfriend playing a video game while she read a book. My dog was right next to me, sleeping.

I think I was playing Dynasty Warriors 3.

And then my dog wakes up and smells his butt. And then he looks at me for a second. He whines. Then leaves.

Then the smell hits my nostrils, nearly made me pass out. My girlfriend shuts her book and says "YOU ARE SO RUDE!"

And she leaves in a huff.

My dog rocky comes back with a leash in his mouth.

Damn dog made me look like I farted! :mad:

Up to now, my girlfriend still doesn\'t believe it was the dog.


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« Reply #50 on: May 07, 2002, 12:08:07 PM »
Thats a funny story!
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« Reply #51 on: May 07, 2002, 02:11:36 PM »
GmanJoe and CygnusXI, great stories!  :laughing:

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« Reply #52 on: May 07, 2002, 02:19:45 PM »
lol, thats made me laugh
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« Reply #53 on: May 07, 2002, 03:34:51 PM »
Hahahaha. Those are some great stories, made me laugh the whole time. I\'m still laughing just thinking about it. I think i\'ll read them again.
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« Reply #54 on: June 06, 2005, 10:27:49 AM »
Oldie but goodie!
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« Reply #55 on: June 06, 2005, 10:49:50 AM »
first time i read it..funny stuff gman! :)..i think the farts that smell like rotten eggs are THEE worst...and on a hot summer day noless..;)
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« Reply #56 on: June 06, 2005, 12:16:32 PM »
Holy crap how do I remember this thread name?  I still haven\'t read it :)

Maybe I will now.  Damn necromancer

edit- gay filipino.  like richard pryor i make sure i be cleanin my colon for 3 hours and ish
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« Reply #57 on: June 06, 2005, 03:15:37 PM »
Hahaha I still remember this story. Good days they were.

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« Reply #58 on: June 07, 2005, 06:01:32 PM »
Me remember too.
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« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2005, 06:42:32 PM »
Garlic farts are pretty bad. At work, there must be something in the air that makes me want to fart. But it gets worse when I go out for pizza. I enjoy my pizza with garlic powder and crushed hot pepper. Its really good. The only downfall is you need to fart, and they smell really bad sometimes. One day, I had to work register. I didn\'t see anyone around, so I let one go. It reeked. As soon as I started to smell it,two really cute asian girls came up to my register. It was pretty embarrassing but funny when I told the story. There was another I had pizza with garlic and peppers again and I was in the office with a coworker and a manager and we were talking. I let out a silent but deadly and everyone got silent. Heh, work is fun sometimes :)
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