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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Animal Mother on June 04, 2001, 06:20:36 PM
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While going to a Texas Chainsaw massacre site, I stumbled across this.
http://www.manbeef.com/home.html
You have to apply for a membership to get human products. But I ask... Is this real? Do they really sell human flesh? processed and unprocessed?
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hmmm *nO-One get\'s hungry*
But really I don\'t think it\'s real,it\'s to damn illegal
But I would really like to taste human meat,I think we are made from some juicy stuff.I always thought we tasted like cows meat,but pigs are said to be the most like humans when it comes to farm animals,so we might taste like pork.
Damn I really want to taste human meat :facelick:
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er...this thing gross me out...
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Don\'t get any ideas!
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judgin\' from the look of the site, it\'s kinda real. Who would put up that many crap if it\'s not?
kinda expensive if you ask me though.
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ya it seems like a lot of work to just waste on a joke site
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(speaking with mouth full)i love this web site(swallowing)visit it all the time
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hey pass me some of the good stuff jaropkls - yea give me that toe over there - no not the small one the big one - yeaaaa *droools* thats the one - come to papa now
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That\'s... interesting. At first I thought "this is a joke, most definetely," however after reading through their processing page, I started wondering a bit.
I won\'t be so naive as to think this is real, though, unless it\'s proven so.
On another note, it doesn\'t sound like too sickening of an idea. But that\'s just me..
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hmmm.... i can\'t say it sounds too apetising myself.... in fact I can\'t believe someone made a page about that. Ah well... there\'s always a few :D
(speaking with mouth full)i love this web site(swallowing)visit it all the time
hahahah... I found that quite funny :laughing:
anyhoo... I doubt that\'s real folks, it\'s elaborate, but probably not real. If it was real I\'d be a lot more disgusted in it...
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Heck, even the name warns it\'s supposed to be humouristic site... but is it?
We might be in the middle of a large conspiracy... this just might be a mystery we\'ll never solve...
Pieces from the FAQ of the site:
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Q: Do you really use real human meat?
A: Yes, all of our products are made with 100% human meat. We do not add any other meats or "fillers" to any of our products. When you order from us, you can be assured that you will only receive the highest quality human meat.
Can human meat be frozen and retain its flavor?
Human flesh does not keep its high quality long in the freezer because changes in flavor and texture occur. If freezing any ManBeef product is necessary, it should be kept in original wrapping or after heated tightly sealed and stored at 0 degrees F for no longer than two months.
Is there an easy way to tell when human meat on the grill is cooked through?
Cook human meat to the well-done stage. ManBurgers and ManBeef steaks should have no pink in the center
We cook manburgers on the grill almost every weekend. Sometimes they taste dry and bland. What am I doing wrong?
For juicy manburgers, remember these easy pointers. Avoid overmixing ground human meat because excessive handling can make it tough. Grill ManBeef burgers over medium heat . And resist the temptation to press on the burgers while they\'re grilling, as this squeezes out the juices and makes them dry
Ever since ManBeef was established back in 1982, we have maintained our reputation for high quality meats. We monitor the quality of our meat at every step, from purchasing of the body, to packaging the finished meat products.
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Dear lord! They buy dead bodies and cut pieces of meat off them... the site... well, if it\'s a joke, then I raise a hat for the creator of the joke - as it\'s TRULY convincing one...
"pay people a specific amount of money to donate their body once they die"
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There was a story about a site like this on my local news awhile back. I can\'t remember what they talked about though.
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what ever u guys do dont order the hot dogs......unless your\'e into that sorta thing
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or the meatballs
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solid_snake87, "Drools" over the rotting intestine track lieing outside of the dried body on the side of the road.... :)...
Anyway, this couldnt be real.
If it was, someone would be going to prison..
WOLFE
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It is illegal. Consumption of any human meat is illegal.
You can however import human skulls and other various body pars with perfect legality. As long as the body part has been properly dis-infected, and they know its not from a murder or what not. Example, if you want, you could go to a medical research center and buy one of the skeletons there, if they would sell it to you. You cannot however import most animal bones, due to import animal control laws.
If by some reason , you are curious about buying human skulls, I can give you a URL and e-mail to a guy who sells \'em. I won\'t post the URL here, just in case some people are grossed out by it (I sorta am.. ) .
Just PM if you need the info ( tho I\'m not sure why anyone would buy one).