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Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Solid Snake 88 on June 22, 2001, 07:55:36 AM
I\'ll just let you see for yourself.
Click the link:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/19875.html

Unbelievable.
Some people...
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Toxical on June 22, 2001, 08:13:00 AM
I think the end of the world is coming,
repent!!! :D
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: CygnusXI on June 22, 2001, 08:28:29 AM
They should be grateful....... they can play even with no legs.
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Deadly Hamster on June 22, 2001, 08:53:20 AM
why do people not want free mini--games?
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Toxical on June 22, 2001, 08:59:47 AM
I just fu@Xing hate Political correctness. :D
some of this sh!t never makes any sense,
What is next? You won\'t be able to drink alcohol in a restaurant? :D cause it might disturb some point-dexter mofo?

Damn, i\'m in a bad mood. :D
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Post by: Rick on June 22, 2001, 09:09:31 AM
For the next version, they could always show a picture of someone gettin blown up when you loose! I love p!ssing people like this off!
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Sublimesjg on June 22, 2001, 09:53:01 AM
i swear why is it that the goverment has to catter to everyones needs -if i was microsoft i would be like shove and shut up
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Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on June 22, 2001, 10:20:15 AM
:nut: hey, i never thought of it that way but thinking about it, it is kind of sadistic but still a great time-waster:nut:
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Darth Joyda on June 22, 2001, 10:38:19 AM
Oh no!

I think Microsoft\'s Paint is mocking those with no hands, or talent to draw! And it was included with the beta-version of Windows XP ( I believe ). But they will still have enough time to remove it! The replacement should be Mouth-Paint, wich would automatically draw you a picture along the parametres you enter.

Some people...
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Lavan on June 22, 2001, 11:31:03 AM
Actually, windows and the internet in general have been found to be insulting to blind people - take our main forum for example and some of the thread names; "Look at these FFX pics" -  I can understand why the blind, just like those who work with Landmines, would be upset.

From 12:00 pm tommorow, the internet will be shut down, and Microsoft will be releasing a braille version of the Windows OS. Apple and Linux will surely follow suit.

Of course, I now understand why Polyphony don\'t include car damage in GT3 - they don\'t want to offend the victims of car accidents.

We\'re all just so insensitive...
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Deadly Hamster on June 22, 2001, 11:34:58 AM
no more mario! its making fun of midgets!
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Lavan on June 22, 2001, 11:47:31 AM
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Originally posted by Deadly Hamster
no more mario! its making fun of midgets!


And plumbers!
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Darth Joyda on June 22, 2001, 11:47:32 AM
You know, every 3rd perspective game ( a la Tomb Raider ) should be forbid, as they can hurt those who don\'t have legs to carry them.

Tomb Raider is mocking every fat female. It should be banned.

The only game I don\'t find gripes about is Quake. The player has no legs - and all the player shoots are dead people - and we can make fun of dead people now can we?
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Solid Snake 88 on June 22, 2001, 11:57:27 AM
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Originally posted by Lavan
Actually, windows and the internet in general have been found to be insulting to blind people - take our main forum for example and some of the thread names; "Look at these FFX pics" -  I can understand why the blind, just like those who work with Landmines, would be upset.

From 12:00 pm tommorow, the internet will be shut down, and Microsoft will be releasing a braille version of the Windows OS. Apple and Linux will surely follow suit.

Of course, I now understand why Polyphony don\'t include car damage in GT3 - they don\'t want to offend the victims of car accidents.

We\'re all just so insensitive...


And then on course they\'ll have to release a special Braille Monitor whose screen can change shape to mold the braille dots.

In fact you can buy an early prototype version of the new monitor at http://www.imafreakinretard.com for the low price of $1650.00*!!!




















*After mail-in rebate.
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: CygnusXI on June 22, 2001, 12:04:35 PM
Hey!! Let\'s do it in reverse for them!!!

Oooo. I never get to use the handicap toilet, or parking for that matter, I feel so ashamed.

How come I can\'t poop in my pants while wearing adult diapers, I\'m deprived of warm squishy.

My back hurts from having to bend down sooooo low to get a drink from those handicap accesible drinking fountains.

Any others??:)
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Lavan on June 22, 2001, 12:09:10 PM
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Originally posted by CygnusXI
How come I can\'t poop in my pants while wearing adult diapers, I\'m deprived of warm squishy.


LMAO! Classic!
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Sublimesjg on June 22, 2001, 09:15:38 PM
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Originally posted by CygnusXI


My back hurts from having to bend down sooooo low to get a drink from those handicap accesible drinking fountains.

Any others??:)


how true how true

here are some:

why can\'t i play in cardboard boxes it won\'t hurt the homeless\' feelings

why can\'t i ride the little moto chair in the grocery store - i am tired of walking too

i am tired of people stepping on the ground the ground has feelings too

why is it ok for babies to suck on boobs and not me - i always get slapped
Title: Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!
Post by: Weltall on June 22, 2001, 10:10:15 PM
I\'m tired of people farting into their chairs. The chairs have asthma. Why do people slowly burn cigarettes to death? DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THAT IS? And when you bastards wash your hands, you are PERPRETRATING GENOCIDE on those harmless little germ colonies? WHAT THE HELL DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU? They didn\'t even get to your hands by choice! YOU filthy saps touch everything and KIDNAP germs from their rightful homes, only to deport them to the bathroom sink and kill 99.9 percent of them with the death camps of Dove hand soap. YOU HANDWASHING NAZIS DISGUST ME. DIE, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.