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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => Gaming Discussion => Topic started by: Weltall on June 27, 2001, 07:51:22 PM
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In an interview with programmers of Nintendo\'s latest Super Mario game for the Nintendo GameCube, and the venerable Nintendo Icon and creator of the series, Shigeru Miyamoto, Miyamoto-san disclosed details on the company\'s re-tooling of its mindset to capture the ever-growing adult gaming market that has all but shunned them.
"Basically, what we are going to do is to have the very symbol of Nintendo grow up," Miyamoto said, "We have not finalized any name yet for the game, but the working title is Super Mario Gangbangaz. While the gameplay will be recognizable to all Mario fans, being the innovators we are, we are taking Mario and friends to places no other videogame has ever gone before." Gameplay footage shows Mario in FUBU, doorags and slick new Timberlands, having shed the blue and red trademark overalls. It is interesting to note that "It\'sa me, Mario" has been duly replaced to fit his new style with "Drop them Nikes off yo ass before I BLAST you mutha****a!"
Other familiar co-stars to join Mario in his quest include "That corner ho\' Peach", who has traded in the gowns of royalty to venture into the world\'s oldest profession. She\'s been kidnapped for ransom by Mario\'s old nemesis, Bowser Abu-Rakim Muhammad. It will be Mario\'s job to form up his gang and hit Bowser where it hurts most: His primo Columbian trade. Levels will include the Mushroom Brothel, the Po-lice, and South Central, corner of Blackwell and Mosely at 2am. Stay away from the mushrooms.
Luigi has changed the most, he even has a new name: Juan Manuelo de Arturo, the head of the Oscuro Pene gang. Mario will either have to eliminate or form an alliance with the rival hispanic thugs, which adds an entirely new level of gameplay.
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I want to see Mario drinking a Fosters "Oil Can " and smoking a doobie
that would perk my interest some, you can leave the corner Ho biatch.
Maybe a Mario Plaformer we\'re the goal is to pick up coins and use them to buy Corner Ho\'s
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LOL! A ghetto Mario...simply hilarious!
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Who would not buy this game?
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Lesiure Suit Mario:p
"That princess skank gave me syphilis".... Mario.
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Can you provide a link to where you got this? :cool:
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is this a joke? i think that nintendo is doing the right thing by trying to shake the kiddy lable but they are going about it the wrong way. they cant just instantly change classics like mario into mature games. i bet some older people still enjoy mario. they need to develope a whole new game all together not change decent characters into scum. this sounds horrible and a lot like conkers bad fur day (even though i liked that game) . Marios reputaion will be ruined.
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damn, i knew Mario wasn\'t frontin\' after all,
he grew up, and started gang-bangin\' in the hood. :D
he doing\' blunts and brew at his crib :D
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Well, in my opinion, if they want to attract older gamers, using that idea will not work. Personally, I think they really need to get some emmotionally engaging, gritty, involving games like Metal Gear Solid, not some bizzare "adult" Mario game. Mario is for fun...not for intelligent, tense, mature gaming really.
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A Mario Murderer.............. Yes.............a mario first person shooter..........same story line yu gotta save your ho though instead of the princess a little bit more blood, gore and violence. Some meaner baddies, IT WOULD BE THE BEST FIRST PERSON SHOOTER EVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Originally posted by cloud345
A Mario Murderer.............. Yes.............a mario first person shooter..........same story line yu gotta save your ho though instead of the princess a little bit more blood, gore and violence. Some meaner baddies, IT WOULD BE THE BEST FIRST PERSON SHOOTER EVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Er, no.
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Er, no.
Er, yes.
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Er, nes