PSX5Central
Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: markc111 on July 05, 2001, 06:29:56 PM
-
I was just wondering what everyone\'s favorite Saturday Night Live skit is. Mine is definately the one where Mike Myers and Nicole Kidman are the kids on a playground, and Myers is very hyperactive and he\'s attached to a jungle gym by a harness. It\'s very funny. Not many people know of it though. Anyway, just post your fav SNL skits
-
Who\'s More Grizzled!
Featuring Robert Duvall and Garth Brooks dressed as horribly grizzled old men competing on a game show.
Speed round:
Host: Money!
Duvall:
I don\'t beileve in banks I keep my earnings in a coffee can.
Host: Education!
Duvall: I never had much of a cause for book learnin\'
Host: Immigration!
Brooks: You got a strong back, we can use you!
(Host:
Religion!
Duvall:
The day I set foot on that beach in normandy I never wished more that there was a god in heaven. I was never more certian... that there wasn\'t.
(long pause)
Brooks: Damn you are grizzled.
Host: You\'ve won some salted meats and a bottle of red eye.
Duvall: There ain\'t no such thing as a free lunch where I come from
-
Celebrity Jeopardy! (all of \'em!)
-
ah theres so many.. well i can only narrow it down to 3
1. Short Term memory man
Tom Hanks is in it and he has a short term memory and he forgets everything in like 2 seconds. he is on a gameshow and he meets a celebrity and evert minute he turns to him and is all excited and asks for his autograph and then the celebrity gives it to him and he says " what? whats this? do u just go around handing them out like ur some bigshot?", because he forgot that he asked him for it. that one was good
2. Any of the Celebrity Jeopordy\'s- "BUCK FUTTER!"
"the Penis mightier", "anal bum cover" " febtober"
man connery is hilarious.
3. wake up america with cheri oteri wil farell and chris farley
they\'re talking to farley about his weekend and he says that he met will smith and cheri keeps asking him stupid questions and he is getting anoyed and she asks him when he met will smith like 4 times and finally hes like
"OVER THE WEEKEND U STUPID B!TCH !!!"
man thats good
-
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!
Remember Stalk Talk, a show where they interviewed several compulsive stalkers? "I\'m your little bird, I\'m your little bird, BRAAWWWK BRAAAWWWK!" "There were a variety of charges..."
How \'bout The Continental or the song he performed Boulevard of Broken Balls. Man that hit me ... right here!
-
Anyone of the Celebertity Jeporday......... And the catagory is, famous mothers. Connery: My time has come trebeck!
-
C\'mon people! It\'s spelled:
C E L E B R I T Y
J E O P A R D Y
-
Originally posted by Troglodyte
C\'mon people! It\'s spelled:
C E L E B R I T Y
J E O P A R D Y
lol.ok ok i fixed mine i like square_markers : celebertity. lol tity.
-
Yup yup, the SNL that was hosted by Christopher Walken is one of the best episodes of modern-day SNL.
As for my fav skit- Hmmmm, I\'d have to say Robot Repair with Phil Hartman. It\'s on his best of Phil Hartman (SNL) video so rent it if you get the chance. :)
Oh oh and when Norm introduces his brother Gary MacDonald to do the news one time. That skit is on the SNL 50th Anniversary VHS/DVD.
btw- Great topic!
-
Originally posted by Coredweller
How \'bout The Continental
Amen - Christopher Walken was bloody hilarious, the census skit in the same show/episode was a riot too.
-
I agree there\'s too many of em. A few other people might not know of some of the classics. Kevin Nealon\'s Newsbreak and the Hollywood minuite are awesome. Anything with Chris Farely, expecially the motivational speaker. The various.. Mr.\'s. (Mr Casual Sex, Mr. Masturbation, Mr. Robinson\'s Neighborhood.. ect.) , Toonses the driving cat, celebrity jeopardy, Waynes World, Daily Affrimation, The original Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, and of course the Sinbad episode with the Gloria Brigade skit. Oh, and lets not forget the Samurai Tailor!!
Customer: "What\'s this?"
Hippy Clerk: "Oh that\'s a kabuki terror mask. It\'s used in ceremonial pubesence rituals to initatiat the young men into the tribe."
C: "Really?"
HC: "and you put your weed in here!! See it flips down and you can stash it."
C: "I see.. so this really was used in puberty rituals?"
HC: "Yeah.. and you put your weed in here!
Heheheheheh classic. :)
-
well the one show i liked alot was the show - dang it whats his name - the guy from 3rd rock from the sun - the tall bald one - anyway i liked the Acting skit that he did with - damn i am at a lost with names
anyway i also liked the BuckFutter skit on Celebrity Jeparody
dang there is also the Da Bears - Da Bulls skits
hell SNL is great
-
Originally posted by Sublimesjg
well the one show i liked alot was the show - dang it whats his name - the guy from 3rd rock from the sun - the tall bald one - anyway i liked the Acting skit that he did with - damn i am at a lost with names
John Lithgow. Was it a sketch with Jon Lovitz, where they were both great thesbians trying to outdo each other? "ACTING!!!!" I seem to recall that.
-
Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy.
Alex T: Mr. Connery please select the next catergory.
Sean C: Uh, I\'ll take the rapist for $100.
Alex T: Uh, that is "therapist"
:D Great!!
-
Celebrety Jepordy ownz!!!!
-
I swear, you all are misspelling Celebrity Jeopardy on purpose, aren\'t you? Just to get under my skin I tell ya!
-
C\'mon guys you all know Celibretee Jepharty with Burt Reynolds and Sean Connery is the funniest.
Anything that came on in the late 80\'s to mid 90\'s is utter garbage. I can\'t believe someone mentioned Toonces the driving cat. BLAH.
BTW, I think "In Living Color"(In its prime) was funnier than SNL(In its prime). No one can mess with Homey the Clown; cuz he don\'t play that.
-
Originally posted by Gohan
C\'mon guys you all know Celibretee Jepharty with Burt Reynolds and Sean Connery is the funniest.
Anything that came on in the late 80\'s to mid 90\'s is utter garbage. I can\'t believe someone mentioned Toonces the driving cat. BLAH.
BTW, I think "In Living Color"(In its prime) was funnier than SNL(In its prime). No one can mess with Homey the Clown; cuz he don\'t play that.
Hardy har har. . .
Oh, and I think you\'re right \'bout the Living Color thing.
-
Originally posted by Gohan
BTW, I think "In Living Color"(In its prime) was funnier than SNL(In its prime). No one can mess with Homey the Clown; cuz he don\'t play that.
True, IMO :D
I like the skit about the bum living in the cardboard box! :D with his jar of "Stuff". LOL
-
How can I forget about the McHerlehy (sp.?) Boy\'s dog sitting service. Adam Sandler is a boy pleading to people to let him watch their dog while they\'re away and do various things, like sleep in the owner\'s bed and put sweaters on the dog. Chris Farley is on the side screaming stuff like "For the love of god just let the boy sleep in your bed! What do you care, you won\'t be there. God!" after every request by Sandler. Very funny stuff.
There\'s also Head Wound Harry. The one where he went to the party and the dog was chewing on his head wound was great.
And Rob Schneider being "Richard" sitting by the copy machine. I think all of them are great.
-
I don\'t remember much about the episode but I know one I liked was about this woman with blonde hair and she kept talking about her 8 cats.
Another one was the pokemon one with the parents calling their kid a dumb@ss.
-
Originally posted by Troglodyte
Celebrity Jeopardy! (all of \'em!)
-
Originally posted by markc111
There\'s also Head Wound Harry. The one where he went to the party and the dog was chewing on his head wound was great.
Speaking of which, Remember the In Living Color skit called "The Head Detective"? It was about a detective who was in an accident and doctors put him back together as just a head with Mr. Potato-Head feet and arms. Very Funny.
-
Originally posted by Coredweller
John Lithgow. Was it a sketch with Jon Lovitz, where they were both great thesbians trying to outdo each other? "ACTING!!!!" I seem to recall that.
yea that was it - for some reason it made laugh i like John Lithgow as well too
and Hell Yea Gohan Living In Color rules
i remeber Jim Carreys Women Warroir Horse Character and what not - i would always watch that show when it came on - also the Prince Jeans that had your butt showing - they always made fun of prince on there
-
celebrity jeopardy ones and almost all of the old skits with Sandler and Farley and others
-
the one with Matt foley...or Chris Farley, what ever that motivation speakers name was that good ole chris played, always slamming into tables and ****. He was FUNNY AS HELL most of the time:P