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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => Gaming Discussion => Topic started by: NVIDIA256 on July 11, 2001, 04:52:19 PM
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To the naked eye, the Playstation 3 looks as one might expect a high-precision, THX-dwarfing, polygon-churning, nitro-burning funny processor would. It\'s kind of, you know, metallic and shiny, with blinking lights all over it, and a lot of really cool and unique looking ports on the back.
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It takes your breath away. It makes your heart feel like it\'s going to fold inside itself with awe. Just when you think your mind will explode from the sheer incomprehensibility of it all, you notice the big glittery "3" painted in the middle of the CD door, and you are reminded that this isn\'t some kind of robotic monster sent from the next millennium to destroy us, but the newest love child of our caring and sharing Playstation family.
Still shaking with the pride and excitement of being chosen from the thousands of members of the press to receive the PS3 to America, I immediately strapped on my headset phone and called the information hotline number on the included memo. Without further ado, I proudly present my exclusive interview with Sony Computer Entertainment of Japan\'s Head of Top Secret Super Lucky Technology, Mr. Johnny Usohappyaku.
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mis: Let\'s change gears and talk about the controller for a minute. This thing really looks fully kick ass! I counted 83 buttons on the device total. Considering the average human has only ten digits, doesn\'t that many inputs make gameplay almost completely impossible?
Sony: The Praystation 3 hava the most advanced controller ever made. Isa more advanced than controls for Concorde airplane! Its use require discipline and many hours of training with a master. You are young and impulsive. You are a weak germ. You are not worthy of the Praystation 3 controller.
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The PS3\'s multi-media capabilities came through our tests with flying colors. The console not only played an old VHS tape of Perfect Strangers, but also The New Adventures of Mary Kate and Ashley for Gameboy, and a 1972 Clue board game.[/i]
mis: Of course. I assume in addition to helping old women turn off their televisions in the middle of the night, the Playstation 3 will also play CDs and DVDs like its antiquated predecessor, the Playstation 2?
Sony: DVD isa old news. The Praystation 3 pray any kind of media.
mis: Well besides DVDs and CDs, what other disc based media is there?
Sony: No, risten: ARR media. Not just disc. It pray DVD, it pray VHS, Beta, it pray SyQuest, it pray record, it pray 8 track, it pray EVERYTHING!
PS, people this is only a joke, thought I would share it for everybody to have a good laugh,
For the full joke, here is the link http://www.misinformer.com/archive/01-01/15.html
ENJOY people!!!!!
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riiiiiightttt......... wtf are u talking about? this is the stupidest post.
edit: k when i looked at the post all i saw was a little dot, not any of that..... lol ya i guess thats pretty funny
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LMAO, so this is what SONY has been up to. Oh by the way I checked out that link, it\'s funny as hell.
Nice find NVIDIA.
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They already have pictures of the real possibility of what the PS3 could look like. I\'ll go find one.
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They already have pictures of the real possibility of what the PS3 could look like. I\'ll go find one
Post them up here, that would be cool to see. Also I remember The possible PS2 designs, they looked way better than the final PS2.
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WTF is this crap? I thought this was a debate forum, not a stupid \'joke\' forum... guess I was wrong...
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Here is a pick of one possibility of the PS3 in it\'s very, very, very early stages. I\'ll post some of the article too if you wish. (It\'s from the Official US PLaystation magazine (June 2001).)
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WTF is this crap? I thought this was a debate forum, not a stupid \'joke\' forum... guess I was wrong...
SHUT UP! Yeah it\'s ok when people post funny XBOX stuff, but when it\'s PS2 related, it always a big no no
I will admit, this probably should have been posted in the off-topic, but none the less, it\'s a funny little joke, and if you hit link and go to the website, they have archives of all the funny stuff they have done.
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Hey Troglodyte did you ever see the pic of the PS2 protoype model where it was grey and had an LCD screen on the top with a bunch of buttons. If sony marketed that prototype, it would have been the best looking console ever to date.
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Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing
Hey Troglodyte did you ever see the pic of the PS2 protoype model where it was grey and had an LCD screen on the top with a bunch of buttons. If sony marketed that prototype, it would have been the best looking console ever to date.
Naw, can\'t say I\'ve seen it.
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Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing
SHUT UP! Yeah it\'s ok when people post funny XBOX stuff, but when it\'s PS2 related, it always a big no no. I hate it when people have double standards.
I will admit, this probably should have been posted in the off-topic, but none the less, it\'s a funny little joke, and if you hit link and go to the website, they have archives of all the funny stuff they have done.
I have no double standard. A stupid joke that\'s in the wrong section is a stupid joke that\'s in the wrong section.
We aren\'t in agreement about what\'s funny, but that doesn\'t matter. You realize it belongs in off topic, so my protest was warranted
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Oh no Krimson, it\'s the end of the world, someone posted a thread that belonged in off-topic in console debaiting, HELP!Help! what shall we do.
I mean big deal, life goes on.
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ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, that is some funny ass ****. You guys have to check out the link NVIDIA put up.
Oh and Krimson dude, CHILL OUT MAN, learn to have fun, sit back and have a good laugh.
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Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing
Oh no Krimson, it\'s the end of the world, someone posted a thread that belonged in off-topic in console debaiting, HELP!Help! what shall we do.
I mean big deal, life goes on.
Yes, it certainly does, but this isn\'t the 1st time. In fact, didn\'t you post a bunch of these jokes here awhile back? If they\'re in the right section, I don\'t care, but this isn\'t. I come to this section looking for a debate, not a (IMO stupid) joke. Oh well, I can\'t do anything except voice my opinion....
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I come to this section looking for a debate, not a (IMO stupid) joke. Oh well, I can\'t do anything except voice my opinion....
Let me step in here for a sec. If you don\'t like it Genius than don\'t bother to read it. I don\'t see how this runes your Console debating please. ***** all you want, nobody really cares.
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krimson has poop breath and this stuff is funny as hell!
relax!
ain\'t nothin but a party y\'all
:)
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Originally posted by astroglide
krimson has poop breath and this stuff is funny as hell!
relax!
ain\'t nothin but a party y\'all
:)
WORD
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LOL.....TOOO funny...so do we all get christmas lights with are ps3? :)
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Originally posted by Pedophile
Let me step in here for a sec. If you don\'t like it Genius than don\'t bother to read it. I don\'t see how this runes your Console debating please. ***** all you want, nobody really cares.
Whatever \'pedophile\', you ****ing moron. It doesn\'t belong here, period.
astroglide and the rest, **** you too. It\'s queer **** like this that ruins forums...
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How come all the Xbox fanboys are defending this ****? This DOES NOT belong in the Console Debate forum. It belongs in the off topic forum. You all know that... and Jesus Christ TheOgodlyThings, you thought those stupids as hell pictures made by 10 year old Xbox fanboys where funny... So I take any even remotly humorous thing you defend as a grain of salt... talk about first impressions. If I ever met you in real life, I wouldn\'t like you...
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Poor old AnimalMother, I see you still haven\'t gotton that anger problem under control. Be a good boy now and go back to playing your war games, leave this forum to us adults.
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I told you, you made your first impression by posting childish pictures made by 10 year old Xbox fanboys, and calling them funny. You are the childish one... And you have proven it repeatedly. Your ignorace is so obvious... You should act like an adult.
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Poor old AnimalMother, I see you still haven\'t gotten that anger problem under control. Be a good boy now and go back to playing your war games, leave this forum to us adults.
LOL!
and Jesus Christ TheOgodlyThings, you thought those stupids as hell pictures made by 10 year old Xbox fanboys where funny..
It seems many other people found them funny as well
So I take any even remotly humorous thing you defend as a grain of salt... talk about first impressions
I have a question, IS THIS GUY ON CRACK?, what have you been sniffing little boy. Somebody ought to inform his teacher that he is sniffing the classroom glue.
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Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing
Poor old AnimalMother, I see you still haven\'t gotton that anger problem under control. Be a good boy now and go back to playing your war games, leave this forum to us adults.
I find it hard to belive your an adult. To call your humor childish is a insult to childeren. To call you dumb is a insult to George Bush.
NVIDIA256-No, really not many people found it funny. It\'s a sad bunch when Ogodly\'s the most respected, well known of the group. The jokes dumb, in the wrong section, and the poster deserves to be dissed.
It\'s crap like this that make XB fans look stupid. As a XB fan, I ask you kindly to stop the ****.
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I told you, you made your first impression by posting childish pictures made by 10 year old Xbox fanboys, and calling them funny. You are the childish one... And you have proven it repeatedly. Your ignorace is so obvious... You should act like an adult.
Man you are one SAD and stupid. I didn\'t even post those pics, second those Pics NVIDIA posted were funny, and others found them funny as well. The child you SON, and I can go back to the archives and prove it. Interesting how you like to call others FANBOYS when indeed you yourself are one(GC FANBOY) what a hypocrite!
Anyhow If there is one thing I have learned it\'s that responding to you is a waist of my time, seeing as you have childish mind that can\'t think for itself.
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NVIDIA256-No, really not many people found it funny
You keep telling yourself that, considering that everyone who responded to this thread, except you and animal-brains, seemed to find it funny
It\'s crap like this that make XB fans look stupid. As a XB fan, I ask you kindly to stop the ****.
You obviously didn\'t get the whole just, this was posted for laughs, not to insult PS2 owners and make fun of it. Even the people here who have PS2 found this joke funny. One more thing when you say this joke is dumb, remember that it\'s only your opinion, others will differ.
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When funny xbox pics are posted in here nobody says nothing. Or when a funny bill gates or xbox story is posted. Oh it\'s all in fun. But when something funny about ps2 is posted in here. OH.....OH....this is bad...well why doesn\'t anyone saying anything when were all laughing at something xbox?
Animal get off the stick. Because you don\'t go screaming this when a funny xbox thread roles in. Your being very bias. If your going to say something about it. Saying all the time just not when you don\'t like whats it\'s abou.
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Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing
I didn\'t even post those pics, second those Pics NVIDIA posted were funny, and others found them funny as well. The child you SON, and I can go back to the archives and prove itB]
Excuse me? it looks like YOU posted them YES IDIOT. YOU POSTED THEM
http://194.47.16.181/forums/showthread.php?threadid=10816
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Animal mother your talking about something else, Here I am thinking were on topic here about these pics and all this time you are referring to something I posted a month ago.
You still keep on amusing me
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No, The OIDIOTthing!
I was talking about those pics, and you know I was. You are an IDIOT. I plan on getting an Xbox... Why does saying this **** isn\'t funny make me a PS2, or GC fanboy? It\'s about the games... idiot... I find it hard to believe you are an adult
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I\'m sorry, even Carrot Top is funnier than this.... putting a bunch of crap on a PSX is not humor, and no one with any real sense of humor would find this funny. And your \'everybody\' is a few newbies ( I wouldn\'t be suprised if Ogodly has a few aliases) and Ogodly. Not very encouraging...
XBOX-I\'ll say somthing when I see a XB joke. I havent seen any since I registered... if you can point out one from the last week, I\'ll surely say the same thing there.
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When funny xbox pics are posted in here nobody says nothing. Or when a funny bill gates or xbox story is posted. Oh it\'s all in fun. But when something funny about ps2 is posted in here. OH.....OH....this is bad...well why doesn\'t anyone saying anything when were all laughing at something xbox?
Animal get off the stick. Because you don\'t go screaming this when a funny xbox thread roles in. Your being very bias. If your going to say something about it. Saying all the time just not when you don\'t like whats it\'s abou.
I have said this before in many posts, yet only few people in these forums have admitted to it taking place here. It\'s called "double standards"
What\'s interesting XBOX(member) is that in the past when XBOX jokes were posted here, that belong in the off-topic section nobody says anything, but when it\'s psx2 we get people like Animal in here *****ing about it.
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I was talking about those pics, and you know I was
No I didn\'t, you did not make that clear.
Why does saying this **** isn\'t funny make me a PS2, or GC fanboy
It dosen\'t, I called you a GC fanboy cause you have proven to be one in the past. It has nothing to do with you not finding these pics funny.
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Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing
It dosen\'t, I called you a GC fanboy cause you have proven to be one in the past. It has nothing to do with you not finding these pics funny.
Now THATS a double standard OG. He can\'t bring up your previous posts, but you can bring up what your opinion was of his previous posts?
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Ok this is so pathetic, here we have a thread with some humorous stuff, and little childish piss-ants like animal come in here and spew there ****.
Another thing I have been reading these forums for about a year now and I can say this. Animalmother you are indeed a FANBOY of the Gamecube, and you are always hot-tempered. There is nothing wrong with Ogodthing calling you a child, since are one, at least I had always thought you were.
My advise OgodlyNVIDIA and XBOX just ignore this war loving psycho, he\'s not worth your time.
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I have a better idea, everyone ignore the Pedophile! You sick freak...
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He can\'t bring up your previous posts, but you can bring up what your opinion was of his previous posts?
Are you retarded??? you must be, forget about the past he still is a GC fanboy, what I was saying to him was that me calling him one has nothing to do with him not finding the joke funny. Also who said he can\'t bring up a previous post, I certainly didn\'t.
Seems to me you either can\'t read or you like to misinterpret things wrong.
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Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing
...misinterpret things wrong.
1-That\'s redundant.
2-I did misunderstand what you had said.
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I am NOT a GC fanboy. Go ahead... find some archived posts... but I am NOT a GC fanboy. I do have a GC and an Xbox preordered, but right now, DC is probably my favorite console. Why can\'t you be more like me, TheOgodlyThing? you\'d be perfect...
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I have a better idea, everyone ignore the Pedophile! You sick freak...
I have even a better idea, why doesn\'t a mod close this thread, so AHOLES like you can stop spamming in here.
zzzzz......this is really pointless people, how about we all just drop it. Continuing on with this will solve absolutely nothing.
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this is really pointless people, how about we all just drop it. Continuing on with this will solve absolutely nothing.
Seems logical as well as reasonable. Night all!!!
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Originally posted by NVIDIA256
zzzzz......this is really pointless people,
More pointless than the original point of the thread? Not really possible...
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More pointless than the original point of the thread? Not really possible...
Not really, the point of this post was to give everyone a good laugh, you obviously didn\'t understand that. If so many other people objected to it, like you, then why haven\'t they responded in disgust( I bet this will get some people in, he, he). It seems only you and animal are on this alone.
It\'s sad to see that things are so tight here, that when someone trys to post something funny, somebody else comes in and try to rune the fun. I mean if you don\'t like it, then don\'t bother to read it. Is anyone putting a gun to your head to come in on this thread and read every word. Jess, I have seem this same joke before posted in other forums and at least over there people were enjoying it and those who didn\'t I noticed didn\'t bother to respond, maybe you should do the same. Nobody came in here with bad intentions, attempting to piss people off. The damn pics are a joke, either laugh or not, but what is up with all this hereafter ****.
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i\'ve never seen so much arguements about videogames....
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Sigh... If I see as much as one insult/flame after this post, then I\'ll close the thread. I\'d rather not because we should be able to laugh about this (or just ignore it) peacefully.
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It\'s an old **** from MSXBox Forums...
You\'re not so original...:D
from "General Xbox Discussion" - MSXBox Forums
http://forums.msxbox.com/showthread.php?threadid=18396
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Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing
LMAO, so this is what SONY has been up to. Oh by the way I checked out that link, it\'s funny as hell.
Nice find NVIDIA.
Nice find? :laughing: ....I don\'t know if NVIDIA and AfterShafter(MSXBox Forums) are the same person....
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Originally posted by Animal Mother
How come all the Xbox fanboys are defending this ****? This DOES NOT belong in the Console Debate forum. It belongs in the off topic forum. You all know that... and Jesus Christ TheOgodlyThings, you thought those stupids as hell pictures made by 10 year old Xbox fanboys where funny... So I take any even remotly humorous thing you defend as a grain of salt... talk about first impressions. If I ever met you in real life, I wouldn\'t like you...
Yes! move this **** in the Off-Topic please :)
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Originally posted by Samwise
Sigh... If I see as much as one insult/flame after this post, then I\'ll close the thread. I\'d rather not because we should be able to laugh about this (or just ignore it) peacefully.
YOUR A BAFOON!!! j/k of course.
Anyways, that pic was extremely lame. I find all these pics making fun of a console\'s design lame. I never laughed at a single pic moking the Xbox\'s or PS2\'s design...well... except the overall design of Xbox. ;)
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krimson a few facts:
1) my first system was an intellivision(in 84?)...i am not new to gaming by any means
2) i have done stand up comedy and have humor pieces published in fairly popular magazines...i have a good sense of humor
3)you have poop breath
4)relax
5)aint nothin\' but a party y\'all
if this post really makes anyone angry you need to get some downtime off the computer...what destroys forums is not occasionally misplaced low brow posts but people being ---holes over nothing.
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This is "Console Debating" not "Maturity and Personality Flaws Debating". Everyone hug and move on to the next thread.