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Title: NED names
Post by: ooseven on July 28, 2001, 03:47:27 AM

ok here in Scoland we have an small element of our popuation who are classed NED\'s.

they are usually about from the age between 10 and 40 and love dressing in kappa gear. their greeting is "alright Mucker!" which stand for all right friend !.

infact here is a quick profile of them.

Alingment = could be classed as Evil if they had any brains

Out look on life = drink cheep drink , start lots of fights and scars are cool

Fav past times= Collecting from the Dole (welfare) , drinking, fighting , stealing and even more fighing.

Ned to english sayings.
NED     = English
Mucker = mate
Bam = not a mate
Heid = Head
Mad Rocket = You crasy fool
hammer = hit you
buckfast = their fav drink (cheap tonic wine)


Ok so now you get the picture you can now get your self your every own ned name from the below site, remember if you don\'t know what your ned name stands for post it and ill translate it for you :D.
Click here to find out your ned name (http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/chewinthefat/nednames.html)

it\'s the home page of Chewing the Fat a very funny Scottish comedy programme that takes the piss out of ned\'s as well as some other stuff.

Title: NED names
Post by: Ace on July 28, 2001, 04:00:34 AM

Fanny Chops  

I don\'t think I am happy about this. :D

Title: NED names
Post by: on July 28, 2001, 04:02:18 AM

My "real name" translated to Alky features.

"Troglodyte" translated to Radio Rental.

So, do these have any particular "NED"  translaions?

Title: NED names
Post by: ooseven on July 28, 2001, 06:01:23 AM

Troglodyte
 
 
yours is "Radio Rental" which in ned rhyming slang  = mental as insane.

Also Alky is short ned slang for alcaholic  

But it\'s worse for Ace seeing that Fanny is Scottish for the female reproductive part and not as the Americans put it the rear end.


my name translated into Shagger yeah baby yeah
:laughing:

and ooseven was "Tool" ! as in mind your tool as in the male reproductive part.

Title: NED names
Post by: on July 28, 2001, 06:06:33 AM

with a name like baw heid i think i\'m going to stay away from
scotland a little while longer

Title: NED names
Post by: Weltall on July 28, 2001, 06:24:24 AM

*renames his \'tool\' ooseven, and smacks it around like the cheap whore he is*

:D

Title: NED names
Post by: SmallLady on July 28, 2001, 06:30:14 AM

Real name: Meltit coupon Gadgie

Small Lady: Big man Naebaws (ironic huh)

Title: NED names
Post by: Samwise on July 28, 2001, 06:43:18 AM

I\'m Clingin\' coupon.

Title: NED names
Post by: on July 28, 2001, 07:52:27 AM

Quote

Originally posted by ooseven
Troglodyte

yours is "Radio Rental" which in ned rhyming slang  = mental as insane.

Also Alky is short ned slang for alcaholic  
 

So I\'m a mentally insane alcoholic.

Boy, those NED\'s can pick up on anything!  They got me down to the letter!

Title: NED names
Post by: Falcon4 on July 28, 2001, 08:03:14 AM

first= Falcon
last=4
= halfwit...

and thats not good. i think..

real name= muppet (good god i never liked the muppets, i always wanted to strangle them..)


glad to see you are still kickin ooseven. there was a thread deticated to you abscence, and i was wondering if you\'s left, whats happening? why were you gone soo long?

Title: NED names
Post by: Phil on July 28, 2001, 08:17:27 AM

Big Balloon

I don\'t know if I want to know what that means

Title: NED names
Post by: Kimahri on July 29, 2001, 06:23:28 PM

ps2gamer_59= Dancer

Real Name= Midden Face

so what do those mean?

Title: NED names
Post by: Deadly Hamster on July 29, 2001, 10:10:03 PM

hell yeah ! i got belter for my real name and Meltit coupon for my login name wich makes me:

Belter Meltit coupon , heh....

Title: NED names
Post by: Black Samurai on July 30, 2001, 12:54:57 PM

Gohan = "Meltit coupon"
Real Name = Trumpet

WTF? These names suck. I wanna be Fanny Chops. lol

Title: NED names
Post by: Ace on July 30, 2001, 02:28:45 PM

Dude, there\'s only one Fanny Chops in this town and you\'re looking at him.
Now get off my back! :D  j/k
F.C.

Title: NED names
Post by: soundifound on July 30, 2001, 03:47:27 PM

Here\'s all of the names you can get:
"Heid The Ba\'","Tink","Numpty","Bawheid","Bampot","Tool","Mockit features","Minger","Hee Haw Baws","Naebaws","Fanny Chops","Fandang","Malky the Alky","Wazzock","Radgeman","Jaffa","Shagger","Mucker","Clatty Coupon","Boggin\' Breath","Manky Scants","Hairy Arse","Baldy Half Incher","Midden Face","Bra","Trumpet","Bandit",
"Numpty","Muppet","Clown","Big Balloon","Wingnut","Merchant banker","Dobber","Gonk","Doughball","Wide-o","Dug","Hound","Warmer","Chieftain tank",
"Git","Bam","Todger","Joe Bananas","Meltit coupon","D!ck","Eejit","Itchy baws","Muppet features","Pure Mental","Radio Rental","Big Gub","Skelly Eyes","Clinger","Clingin\' coupon","Swedger","Big Man","Wee Man","Snobby get","Stoater","Belter","Dancer","Eejit features","Dancin\' Bear","Halfwit","Sad Case","Stupit appearance","Snottery beak","Fat Arse","Alky features","Sheepshagger","Blooter","Big Boaby","Keecher","Dole Mole","Tube","Tetley","Chibber","Goggles","Walloper","Big Walloper","Buckie-breath","Stonner","Gadgie","Jakie","Heid","Basher","Yer Maw\'s a man","Schemie Scum","Pure Quality","Big Blouse","Tosser","The Bear"

Title: NED names
Post by: Evi on July 30, 2001, 04:02:07 PM

EviscerationX=Keecher
Real name=Snottery Beak (...um...:rolleyes: )

What the heck is a Snottery Beak? or a Keecher?

Title: NED names
Post by: Evi on July 30, 2001, 04:29:50 PM

Hehe...;)

Hideo Kojima= "Fanny Chops"

Looks like you\'re not the only one...:)

Title: NED names
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on July 31, 2001, 06:20:38 AM

Real Name: Wee Man
Billy Gunn: Bandit
"The One" Billy Gunn: Big Man

Title: NED names
Post by: kopking on July 31, 2001, 06:49:32 AM

real name= clanger

kop king= stonner