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Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: videoholic on July 29, 2001, 05:19:59 PM: My dog has started pissing in the house right next to my computer. I want to scream. I can\'t breath. This sucks. I have to go beat him.

Overheard at Vids house....
"Can you Please Freaking Pee Outside!!! That\'s all I Freaking Ask!!!! I feed you. I pet you. I buy you toys. You freaking suck. This is the thanks I get!! You piss by my chair!!! I hate you I hate you!!!"

What my dog Stanley Hears....
".........................................................toys.............................."
Title: Re: I\'m going to puke
Post by: Kimahri on July 29, 2001, 06:17:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic
What my dog Stanley Hears....
".........................................................toys.............................."

roflmao:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

man thats funny....... o ya,... that must suck, i hate any kind of excretion and im sure everyone else does too..... except maybe milk.... milk is good....
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Post by: FackinKubuss on July 29, 2001, 06:22:01 PM: ".....toys..." ahahaha omg my dogs are the same way... tahts rite... DOG SSSSSSSSS ..... they are madd fun though..
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Post by: Weltall on July 29, 2001, 06:56:34 PM: Weltall: You two stop running away! It\'s time to bathe you guys! Get over here or no food for a week!

Weltall\'s Dog Rush: Hmm, perhaps it would be most beneficial to my immediate comfort and well-being if I were to suffer the shame of bathing for a mere 20 minutes.

Weltall\'s Dog Howard: ......duh...i like pork chops........
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: Kimahri on July 29, 2001, 07:07:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Weltall
Weltall: You two stop running away! It\'s time to bathe you guys! Get over here or no food for a week!

Weltall\'s Dog Rush: Hmm, perhaps it would be most beneficial to my immediate comfort and well-being if I were to suffer the shame of bathing for a mere 20 minutes.

Weltall\'s Dog Howard: ......duh...i like pork chops........

sounds like your dogs have what we like to call " pinky and the brain" syndrome.

do they show any signs of having the urge to take over the world?

:D
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: on July 29, 2001, 07:13:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ps2gamer_59

sounds like your dogs have what we like to call " pinky and the brain" syndrome.

do they show any signs of having the urge to take over the world?

:D

To whom is this "we" you are referring to?

You can substitute the word "child" for "dog" in any of those stories and they will still hold true:

_______________
"Can you Please Freaking Pee Outside!!! That\'s all I Freaking Ask!!!! I feed you. I pet you. I buy you toys. You freaking suck. This is the thanks I get!! You piss by my chair!!! I hate you I hate you!!!"

What my CHILD Stanley Hears....
".........................................................toys.............................."

_______________

Weltall: You two stop running away! It\'s time to bathe you guys! Get over here or no food for a week!

Weltall\'s CHILD Rush: Hmm, perhaps it would be most beneficial to my immediate comfort and well-being if I were to suffer the shame of bathing for a mere 20 minutes.

Weltall\'s CHILD Howard: ......duh...i like pork chops........

_______________

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

But seriously, ps2gamer_59, who is this "we?"
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Post by: Samwise on July 29, 2001, 11:51:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Troglodyte
But seriously, ps2gamer_59, who is this "we?"
Um, we is just a generalization (sp?). He\'s talking about people in general (yes, I know he doesn\'t know what other people think, but it\'s just a saying ;)).
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Post by: Darth Joyda on July 29, 2001, 11:58:09 PM: Dogs.

I can\'t live with them
But still I would want to live with them.

I loved my dog but he was pretty annoying from time to time. Especially when he peed on some important magazine.

Aggression.
It is a beautiful word.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: on July 30, 2001, 03:52:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
Um, we is just a generalization (sp?). He\'s talking about people in general (yes, I know he doesn\'t know what other people think, but it\'s just a saying ;)).

I know, but he could have said something of the line of:

That\'s what we elite of the Waner Brothers psychology group call "Pinky and the Brain syndrome."

Im just messin\' with him.

:clown:
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on July 30, 2001, 03:56:15 AM: I have a potty mouth.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: videoholic on July 30, 2001, 06:45:58 AM: UPDATE!!!!!!!!

Preface:
Dog sleeps in our room. We have a dog door that goes outside. If he gets up then usually it\'s to go outside the dog door, so I hear that.

Last night:
I heard Stanley (The Dog) claw at the bedroom door and he went out to the kitchen. I sat there at the door and watched him eat without him knowing. He then proceeded to walk over to my computer area. I saw him begin to squat and I made my move. You have never seen a dog so scared in his life. He hightailed it to his kennel which we leave right next to the dog door. I then propped the kennel up to the dog door so the only place he could go was outside.

That little bastard.

Respect my Authority!!!!
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Post by: StAnZo on July 30, 2001, 07:45:39 AM: kick it in the spuds j/k :D
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Post by: Kimahri on July 30, 2001, 09:27:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
Um, we is just a generalization (sp?). He\'s talking about people in general (yes, I know he doesn\'t know what other people think, but it\'s just a saying ;)).

exactly, sure i could have thought up something smart , but....... well you know.....i think the word is LAZY
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: EmperorRob on July 30, 2001, 09:39:20 AM: Me talking to my GermanShepard

EmperorRob: Taz, that is the neighbor\'s cat; don\'t kill it.

Taz: F*ck that, he is mine.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: nO-One on July 30, 2001, 11:46:46 AM: For my dogs it goes something like this

Me: OK see the bad cat,go get him.
Dog: Fu*k that,give me food,then I\'ll think about it.

Then my other dog who is incredibly stupid it would be something like that

Me: Hey see that cat,go get him
The other dog: *he wouldn\'t actually say anything since he\'s a dog,and a stupid one at that,he would just end up running all over the place in search for nothing*
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: Starr on July 30, 2001, 11:47:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Weltall
Weltall: You two stop running away! It\'s time to bathe you guys! Get over here or no food for a week!

Weltall\'s Dog Rush: Hmm, perhaps it would be most beneficial to my immediate comfort and well-being if I were to suffer the shame of bathing for a mere 20 minutes.

Weltall\'s Dog Howard: ......duh...i like pork chops........

Your Dogs my ass... Who the hell feeds them? NOT YOU.. Anyways.. Actually our dogs are either smart or pissed off at us they keep running away (digging holes under the fence and playing limbo to get under. Then thinking it would be fun to run from me when I am chasing them to bring them home. They run the neighborhood pissing on everyones yard. Damn dogs :p!! :shy: )
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Post by: EmperorRob on July 30, 2001, 11:59:55 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Starr
Your Dogs my ass... Who the hell feeds them? NOT YOU..
Whoah, I sense a domestic dispute coming on.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: Starr on July 30, 2001, 12:05:17 PM: :laughing:
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Post by: FackinKubuss on July 30, 2001, 12:06:56 PM: Starr do you have a picture of yourself.. i jsut read your sig and I wanna see...
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Post by: Starr on July 30, 2001, 12:08:27 PM: yea I do ^_^ I dunno how you want me to get it to ya though so hit me back and let me know.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: FackinKubuss on July 30, 2001, 12:09:54 PM: Can ya send it over here..
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: Starr on July 30, 2001, 12:28:02 PM: It won\'t let me I dunno how to make it smaller and it says it is too big or something like that.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: jp6666 on July 30, 2001, 01:14:54 PM: hey i wanna see your picture too
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: FackinKubuss on July 31, 2001, 07:42:48 AM: Lol send it to lilkubbs@hotmail.com if you want
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: videoholic on June 12, 2002, 05:49:05 PM: Back on topic you bunch of horn dogs.

Stanley has not peed in the house in quite a while. I guess the beatings have finally taken.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: ROL Jamas on June 12, 2002, 05:58:11 PM: ...what happened to Trog, anyway?
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: videoholic on June 12, 2002, 05:59:34 PM: He got to be way too good for this forum. We are way below him and a total waste of his time.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: ROL Jamas on June 12, 2002, 06:01:23 PM: Wow, that\'s too bad. I hope his superior Russian Techno music bides him well in his quest of being superior to us...or...something like that (Though that music was damn cool, anything with Russian and Techno in it is bound to be awesome).

Anyway, yeah, that sucks. He was cool. Yeah.

See Yuz.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: videoholic on June 12, 2002, 06:03:44 PM: He was cool, but he seemed to rag on people in a very hypercritical way. Hmmm. Maybe that was me.
Title: I\'m going to puke
Post by: kopking on June 13, 2002, 11:32:14 AM: ehhhhhhhhh

reminds me of my mum and dads dog, everyday it would **** in the kitchen when bill ( the owner ) was in, he went away for a bit, someone watched the dog, think it was his dad, so his dad stayed at his house, the dog didnt do a **** indoors once, when bill got back, the dog done it again