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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: IronFist on September 25, 2001, 12:58:26 PM
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The reason kids hate school so much is because motorcycles only have 4 doors.
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tin foil antenna\'s dont work either.
and do you know what else?
toaster ovens dont cook silly puddy very well.
Green Elephant Fireengine!!!!
hola!
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Um...
Powdered...Toast...MAN!!!
...and this thread is really weird...
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10 random thoughts
Random Thought # 1- sex
Random Thought # 2- women
Random Thought # 3- beer
Random Thought # 4- ass (female variety)
Random Thought # 5- atheism
Random Thought # 6- Bad Religion
Random Thought # 7- anime
Random Thought # 8- hentai
Random Thought # 9- Dragonball Z
Random Thought #10- Dragonball Z hentai
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Those are for turtles.
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my orange tastes like yours, only the clever was wet with the egyption lottery winners on the open road of life and poodle whiskey. Why do good cards die and the not so good cereal boxes get to ingest my fridges testicluar penis butter. Open the door, but dont let my keyboard daughter suck your third nipple, infested with laxatives and olympic medals. Only firemen look like buttered toast. Except the jelly is mouldy lampshades. Trees. My Italian had an epiphany. Wh does turds. Zed. Yummy yum in my column. Three dollars and ill give you herpies from santas rhine stone cowboy. Bed spread and pillows between slices of bread and colons taste beter than orange boot woman. Cornucopia. Why do diaries?
Suck my fred. Why do antelopes doodle the dudley do right, Call me a nazi!? do nazi\'s wear condoms on their furry heads. I dont, neither do giants. Feet smell, poopie doesnt. Your welcome, as the tripe trucks tickle the purple. Kumquats to Spain are what humans are to dogs. Savew that ozone layer umpire, he was safe. Wave the canadian flag in Iraq, and a poo named Jacob the slut will fart on your brother. Cliche apples are boring, oblong aliens pork my grandmother. Man i need to trim my frosted pubes
sorry if it was a little...crude...but i took all the really bad stuff out. Horsey, wah wah, widdle pop.
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Dear Mom,
Life is tough here at camp. Do cats talk about fences and nightmares? Do I smell good? The dog got loose. When it comes to speakers, oh my tissue, put the cat away. Once I beat up an eskimo and he said "please don\'t take my penguins." The fan smells like cat food. I am a specialized wood thrower. Can I have my toothpick back? My spirokey broke. People throws boxes at me when I\'m naked. I like it when my nipples freeze.
Sincerely,
Raisen Man :hat:
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If there were a god, why does my hair always look gay after I take a shower?
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Originally posted by M4
If there were a god, why does my hair always look gay after I take a shower?
maybe your hair is gay...and god looks down on things homosexual...watch out, it may start having some hair lovin\' with other guys\' hair...and those are knots you do not want to brush out
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I am so not going to be able to sleep tonight..
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Mmmmm. Hair love. :)
The last time a mermaid tried to fly she got arrested for not having an express pass.
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Solid Snake 88: (RADIO) Roger that.
w00t w00t!
The above post does NOT represent the opinions of Solid Snake 88. In 4 out of 5 men, hair loss in the anal region can result in community service. Anyone over the age of 60 may experience drownsiness, fatigue, and extreme tiredness while eating cheese. In a recent attack on Richard Simmons, 2 shemale gorillas were arrested while fleeing from a pack of wild eyedroppers. Cambell\'s chcken noodle soup may cause genital warts in 50% of magical pigs. If you buttocks itches, scratch it. Then proceed to shove your right leg into your mouth and pull it out of your nose. The trademark of the copyright of the legal owners may be voided when bears fly. The warranty lasts for 5 years, except in the event of a flock of elephants sits on your couch. Spam. So good, its gone! You are the averagest link, goodnight!
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cows eat grass and get ass - all day long
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92 KSJO rules!
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
my orange tastes like yours, only the clever was wet with the egyption lottery winners on the open road of life and poodle whiskey. Why do good cards die and the not so good cereal boxes get to ingest my fridges testicluar penis butter. Open the door, but dont let my keyboard daughter suck your third nipple, infested with laxatives and olympic medals. Only firemen look like buttered toast. Except the jelly is mouldy lampshades. Trees. My Italian had an epiphany. Wh does turds. Zed. Yummy yum in my column. Three dollars and ill give you herpies from santas rhine stone cowboy. Bed spread and pillows between slices of bread and colons taste beter than orange boot woman. Cornucopia. Why do diaries?
Suck my fred. Why do antelopes doodle the dudley do right, Call me a nazi!? do nazi\'s wear condoms on their furry heads. I dont, neither do giants. Feet smell, poopie doesnt. Your welcome, as the tripe trucks tickle the purple. Kumquats to Spain are what humans are to dogs. Savew that ozone layer umpire, he was safe. Wave the canadian flag in Iraq, and a poo named Jacob the slut will fart on your brother. Cliche apples are boring, oblong aliens pork my grandmother. Man i need to trim my frosted pubes
sorry if it was a little...crude...but i took all the really bad stuff out. Horsey, wah wah, widdle pop.
is that from a Dr. Octagon song or a Beck song?
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song??? watchu talkin\' \'bout??? are you saying my random outburss of insanity (which are quite frequent IRL) are stolen from elsewhere??? ill have you know, that came from the noggin\', of bobs_hardware
:fro: toot on
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Guest_deadlydave: hi baby]
bobobo920: hi cutie
Guest_deadlydave: asl
bobobo920: 15/f/KY
bobobo920: big boobs
Guest_deadlydave: good
Guest_deadlydave: 21m hous
bobobo920: so...
bobobo920: baby?
bobobo920: ever go to mcdonalds?
bobobo920: i work there
bobobo920: i make the flapjacks
Guest_deadlydave: no
bobobo920: want some flapjackers?
bobobo920: baby?
bobobo920: how bout waffle house?
Guest_deadlydave: sure
bobobo920: mmmm... grits
bobobo920: rhymes with t*ts
bobobo920: of which i have 2
bobobo920: big ones
Guest_deadlydave: lets get in on i mean off
bobobo920: get on it big daddy
bobobo920: are u really deadly?
Guest_deadlydave: for sure baby
bobobo920: with what?
Guest_deadlydave: my c*ck
bobobo920: your c*ck-a-doodle-doo?
Guest_deadlydave: yep
bobobo920: aww yeahhhh!!!!
bobobo920: so...
Guest_deadlydave: so take ur clothes off
bobobo920: what r u gonna do wit it?
Guest_deadlydave: f*ck u hard
bobobo920: theyve been off hot stuff
bobobo920: you know..
bobobo920: im only 15...
bobobo920: want my pic?
Guest_deadlydave: so dont u want it
bobobo920: yup
Guest_deadlydave: well hope on
bobobo920: i wanna slurp your...
bobobo920: comin down from the silo...
Guest_deadlydave: k baby
bobobo920:
Guest_deadlydave: oohhh yes
Guest_deadlydave: im licking u too
bobobo920: YEE HAAAAAA!!!!!
bobobo920: so...
Guest_deadlydave: faster and faster
bobobo920: back 2 mcdonalds
Guest_deadlydave: in out
bobobo920: you really never go?
bobobo920: in out, eh?
bobobo920: FLAPJACKERS!!!!!!
bobobo920: imean "oh yeah, baby. pump it!"
bobobo920: sorry, iget distracted when i think about mcdonalds
Guest_deadlydave: im f*cking you now
bobobo920: cause i work there
bobobo920: u r?
bobobo920: whats "f*cking"
bobobo920: ill ask my daddy
bobobo920: hold on...
bobobo920: WHO THE F*CK IS THIS?
bobobo920: MY DAUGHTER IS ONLY 15!
bobobo920: IM HAVING THE FBI TRACK YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
bobobo920: YOU DIRTY SON OF A B*TCH!
bobobo920: SHE WORKS AT MCDONALDS FOR CHRIST SAKESW!
bobobo920: SHE MAKES THE FLAPJACKS!
bobobo920: oh, im sorry
bobobo920: as long as i s*ck off my daddy ican still talk to u
bobobo920: so...
Guest_deadlydave: bye
bobobo920: baby?
bobobo920: what?
Guest_deadlydave: dont be stupid
bobobo920: i still want your d*ng-a-linger
bobobo920: ill wrap a flapjacker around it!
bobobo920: i swear to god!
bobobo920: syrup and all!
bobobo920: im wearing a cheerleader outfit!
Guest_deadlydave: not in the mood now
bobobo920: with a mcdonalds visor!
bobobo920: i want your chicken mcnugget!
bobobo920: oh well, daddys making me get off the pooter now, so thanks for leaving me all horny.
bobobo920: jerk.
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copying and pasting is cheating...
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HARK.
MY ears smoke cocaine, and I hear FUNNY. The moon smells like gaussian blur! WOOLEN SUNLIGHT AND KALEIDOSCOPIC PENIS! That delicately carved wood could not possibly stop the Whitecloak\'s steel!
SOULGRIND IS A GAY MEXICAN.
I sell my body on eBay for taco shells, and my speakers are made of mineral water! Eat more porcelain! Stand Tall and shake the heavens! The moose and beavers and loons are attacking Mother Canada, we must climb to her mighty borders and masturbate in the slurpee machines after 2AM/1AM Central, check local listings. No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Fish Heads, Fish Heads, roly-poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up YUM. MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT, YOU DUMB BASTARDS DON\'T GET HER MUAHAHAHAHAHA. She wants me to tell you that my penis is larger than all of yours COMBINED. :bounce: HOW FAR DO YOU WANT TO STRETCH COINCIDENCE, Mr. Gates! WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE AT THE INN?
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8:::::::::nerd: <- A nerd penis.
I USED TO LIKE CHEESE. IT IS THE SAME as northbound Interstate 95. IT DIMS THE BURN OF TIRED MUSCLES. I like pulling my groin, and I do it constantly. I just found out my right hand is pregnant, and you can have chewing gum in your poop. Keep out of reach of children. Prices may vary in Canada, cause their money ain\'t worth shit. 19 inches, 18.1 inch viewable. TendoCity 2.0 designed by Ryan Usher, the King of TendoCity and proud new owner of an N64.
MAKE LOVE TO ME SAMWISE.
Videoholic\'s Son: I kick my dad\'s ass at Tekken Tag.
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oh santa claus, why do you cry?
Is it because i poked you in the eye?
Crazy nightmare sends new jersey nowhere
How now brown beaurocrat. If you see John Johnson walking flucking bana, try my bin on for pants you want to go my laughter and air conditioner cause you like the rabbi who flucking lawnmower wear my coat. Sister act 3 is mine for the taking. Who man chew? The bubblegum blue. You flee the scene. I want the fruitday courier. Mail of chunky bits. Who stole my TV Guide. Its a cheese grater from norway. Pubes are criospy and in eyes. Ouch. I can only see a horrible rainbow. My suspenders are sticky with boots and reptillian ape doorss. Zebra boots for doodles noodlesspaceship villainess. Sexy mamma is a graveporcupine. Tits. Nipple. Gumtree or sex
Are you suggesting? Me!? Eat pineapples, die pro-ratial bottoms. I hope, i wish upon a star, mother flucking chocolate bar. Its the good ship Lollypog, chicken kaboodle. Stroke my two stroke lawnmower. Japanese crispies fry my free radical gazundheits
Theres no african like Jesus three. The sequal is indeed better than that Arnie pant holder guy. Cheese! But! I dont know what to write/type/ooze. Please rog gentle on my spanish gallion. Who wants Lionel Ritchie on my open day.
Die bacterial infection on my swollen knob. Great variety. Pick my messiah of tooth doctors and feet nipples, its a protuberance. Is this it!?! Ive finally found a dollar. Which of my rectal nipples shall i sadrifice? This is it, success. Try to penetrate my opening, yes. My knob is Rob Lowe and rob lowe is dead or in a movie, you decide, or dont, fine be that way! Describe my skull. My 8- Track player is masturbating on my knee. Why do they come to me to die, or leave the baseball field with my hair on fire.
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Chicken.
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why the hell talk about this afterburner crap. the chicken noodle soop is grazing while te grasshoppers and the lcd\'s are talking.
the sandstorms are fun, while the f1 hits you from behind.
f-16 fly slower than my turtle at age 2 when it hits ****roaches and sings, you little hunnybumpkin. have a great little happy day rich spaniard. green grass mexican shoes trees arbol terodayctal french bread.
y tu?
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Powdered water is great. What do u mix it with though?
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dragon ball z is gay
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:eek: There is a f*cking number in my eye:eek:
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We all ran through the rain in the sewer and it smelled funny but i am pretty sure it was rain - some drops were hard though - i dont know what was up with that
well we got tired of running through the sewers and we all smelled bad - guess i got sweaty or something
anyway you know whats fun is tasting the rain drops - although some had nuts and corn but thats just something new to ass to the flavor i guess
anyway so we left the sewer and went to the market where they were selling these rats that had boogers coming out of there ass - i sat there and thought damn how does those boogers come out of its ass but then i looked at its nose and saw **** coming out so i figured its tubes were all twisted up - so in an effort to save the poor creature i tried to stick my hand down its throat but it wouldnt let my hand get in so i just kinda worked it in and what do you know it ate me - well anyway so i was inside of this twisted ass nose booger ****ing rat thinking, how the hell did i fit in hear and then i felt someone tap on my shoulder
i turned around and it was Wetall - he said he has been here for weeks and that the only ways out were in its ass but since the tubes were tied we couldnt fit through it - dang those tubes and all - so anyway we sat there and did nothing - couldnt think of anything to do but sit there - and then i thought up this way of escaping - so anyway i got out this toothpick that i was chewing on and started scrathing the rats thoart from inside and then bam it happened - i got coughed out of the rat - pretty crazy because i came out of its ass
anyway i have to cut this story short but the moral is dont get your tubes tied because it makes it hard to **** and stuff like that
:eek:
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Beef.
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How long can your fingers run?
I bet my fingers have the greatest stamina around here!
Piano-playing, boxing fingers. The most muscular fingers alive!
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It\'s about time we get some weirdness into this forum! :)
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I mean swollen \'naughty\' areas slathered in rich white wine sauce and littered with garlic croutons! Someone please help me, I lost one of my lice farms that was growing on my scrotum. Did you check up Weltall\'s ass? I hear that a lot of things end up there. I found my lost puppy in Weltall\'s ass. All the scorpions from this point on shall be hereby known as the "BONSAI KITTIES"!
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*thinks*
Art = Porn
Porn = Woohoo!
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*Gabe Logan, Solid Snake, and James Bond simultaneously rape a live side of beef*
Sorry for the delay folks. You may continue with your regular viewing program.
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Pork.