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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on October 06, 2001, 02:48:38 AM
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Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle
Sam are out walking together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that\'s
three wishes total,"
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie\'s eye, \'POOF\' the land
in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a
wall around
Afganistan, so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie\'s eye, \'POOF\'
there was a huge wall
around Afganistan.
Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I\'m very curious. Please
tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it\'s about 15,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country; nothing can
get in or out--virtually
impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water"
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I stopped at "Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle ..."
Good story so far. :o
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it wasnt that bad of a joke...
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Not all jokes have to be dirty.
They do have to be funny...
That\'s why I called it a STORY!!!!
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Four old guys are golfing and talking to eachother. One has to leave for a few minutes to pick up a package for his wife. During the course of their conversation, they come upon the topic of what their kids are doing, now that they\'ve gotten older and such.
The first man talks about his kid. "He\'s been very successful. Currently an expert carpenter, he\'s been making a huge amount of money. So much, in fact, that he was able to buy a house for his best friend."
The other men shrugged. The next of these three men talked.
"My son has been more successful than that. He\'s a stock broker, andhas made enough money to where he\'s been able to buy his best friend 2 very nice cars."
The third then spoke.
"Well, my son is currently the CEO of a large computer company. He\'s made enough money as to where he gave his best friend a great PC, fully equipped with technology the world has yet to see. It\'s currently valued at some 60,000 dollars. A lot for a damn computer, eh?"
Still bickering about which of their sons was the most successful, the fourth man finally got back to them. The three men turned to him, and asked him how successful his son had been.
The man looked upset, but he spoke anyway. "Well, my son hasn\'t been too successful. He\'s been a hairdresser for years, and I just recently found out that he has turned gay."
The other three men tried to restrain their laughter.
"He must be pretty good at what he does, though--his last three boyfriends have given him a house, two cars, and a very, very nice computer."
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*giggles*
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Lol, thaat wuz pretee funee M4
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:laughing: That was funny. I liked that joke.
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I\'d heard it before but it is still funny.
I\'d be gay if I could get all that stuff :D
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yea i would be a happy person too :D
lol both were pretty funny imo