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Title: Subject: Clear Understanding
Post by: luckee on October 14, 2001, 11:49:45 AM

What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn\'t believe in retaliation:
     1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate.
     2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
     3. Wait until he says something to the effect of - "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we
     should not cause more violence."
     4. When he\'s in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
     5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that
     would be awful and he should not cause more violence.
     6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional violence.
     7. Punch him in the face again, harder this time. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to
     punch back. -

     Author unknown

Title: Subject: Clear Understanding
Post by: Luke on October 14, 2001, 12:36:42 PM

DAMN STRAIGHT!


Thats putting it real simple, I like it.

Title: Subject: Clear Understanding
Post by: Jar O Pickles on October 15, 2001, 07:33:18 PM

yea im gonna try that on you luke you damn tree huggin\' hippie

Title: Subject: Clear Understanding
Post by: videoholic on October 16, 2001, 01:53:21 AM

Great idea.  I\'m going to go try that on my wife right now.  If I don\'t come back for a while it\'s because she beat the crap out of me.

Title: Re: Subject: Clear Understanding
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on October 16, 2001, 02:06:54 AM

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Originally posted by luckee
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn\'t believe in retaliation:
     1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate.
     2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
     3. Wait until he says something to the effect of - "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we
     should not cause more violence."
     4. When he\'s in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
     5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that
     would be awful and he should not cause more violence.
     6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional violence.
     7. Punch him in the face again, harder this time. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to
     punch back. -

     Author unknown

Then when he runs home, follow him home and punch him again..
Then attack the rest of his family because his related to them.

Welp. My point of view is. Get the bastards that attacked the usa. Not the people that didn\'t. :D

Title: Subject: Clear Understanding
Post by: videoholic on October 16, 2001, 07:12:14 AM

My wife got pretty pissed.  I\'m going to go try this theory on my dog now....   brb