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Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: Halberto on October 25, 2001, 01:46:32 PM
Well first I beat up an old lady. Then I was driving at a pedestrian and stopped at the last minute to make him jump for no reason, then got out of the car and beat the **** out of him. :D
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: fastson on October 25, 2001, 01:49:47 PM
Ill give you my stories tomorrow.. :)
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Post by: Bladez on October 25, 2001, 02:16:30 PM
Man this game sounds VERY FUN!!!!!  Think I should get it maybe Saturday(if I have the choice)???
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: Seraphim Pride on October 25, 2001, 02:40:09 PM
Ok I have a few by far my most cowardly thing has to have been when I drove up on the sidewalk and ran down four people.  I got out of the car to loot their bodies then the ambulance came to get the bodies.  After ther paramedics left to get the people I jacked the Ambulance and drove off.:laughing:

Another was was in a taxi and stopped in the middle of the street and got out.  Once a sizable traffic jam built up I walked up to about the third car with shotgun in hand and started blasting it till it blew up causing a chain reaction taking out like 10 people and 3 other cars:D

This game rules
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: Halberto on October 25, 2001, 02:42:35 PM
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Originally posted by KrillinX
Ok I have a few by far my most cowardly thing has to have been when I drove up on the sidewalk and ran down four people.  I got out of the car to loot their bodies then the ambulance came to get the bodies.  After ther paramedics left to get the people I jacked the Ambulance and drove off.:laughing:

Another was was in a taxi and stopped in the middle of the street and got out.  Once a sizable traffic jam built up I walked up to about the third car with shotgun in hand and started blasting it till it blew up causing a chain reaction taking out like 10 people and 3 other cars:D

This game rules



:laughing: And I thought I was creative! Jacking the Ambulance like that... lol
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Post by: Black Samurai on October 25, 2001, 02:57:45 PM
Well my PS2 is still in Wisconsin getting fixed so I have propped my GTA3 box up in front of the TV and I point at it and laugh like I am enjoying myself. I then beat my closet door with a bat and act like it is an old woman. This game is great!!!!!!!!
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: Solid Snake 88 on October 25, 2001, 03:12:29 PM
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Originally posted by Gohan
Well my PS2 is still in Wisconsin getting fixed so I have propped my GTA3 box up in front of the TV and I point at it and laugh like I am enjoying myself. I then beat my closet door with a bat and act like it is an old woman. This game is great!!!!!!!!


LOL! :laughing:


Awwww, hopefully you\'ll get your PS2 back soon...
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: Bozco on October 25, 2001, 03:18:45 PM
Well since I\'m saving up for a car I have no money for games, so no DMC, or GTA3, or MGS2 for me, well not for a long time that is
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: w1ngman on October 25, 2001, 03:59:14 PM
A story so far into the game isn\'t really one about something I *did* but rather something that apparently was done *TO* me...

When I first walked away from the back of Luigi\'s club up the alley and onto the sidewalk/street (picture the camera directly behind me aimed up the alley & pointing at my back)...a hooker walks up from my left, stops right beside me, proceeds to bend over at the waist, whereinwhich her head "disappears" from view with my waist blocking the view and she seemed to stay there in that position until I moved...  Did I just receive what I think I received???!!!:eek:   Ah, joy!  No wonder I feel like runnin\' around an\' whippin\' th\' livin\' $hit outta everyone!  Toooo cool!  I love "M" rated games!
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Post by: Seraphim Pride on October 25, 2001, 04:19:30 PM
I\'m not sure if you go that you "thought" you got because the hooks bend over like that when  you\'re in a car by the sidewalk.  It could have just been a glitch making her think you were in a car and was leaning into the window.  :nerd:   Either way this game is gonna rule for a long time
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: w1ngman on October 25, 2001, 04:43:10 PM
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Originally posted by KrillinX
I\'m not sure if you go that you "thought" you got because the hooks bend over like that when  you\'re in a car by the sidewalk.  It could have just been a glitch making her think you were in a car and was leaning into the window.  :nerd:   Either way this game is gonna rule for a long time


Ah well, thanks for "blowin" a fantasy for me KrillinX:laughing:
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Post by: jp6666 on October 25, 2001, 04:50:41 PM
i saw a old women coming toward me :D ( so i tough ill jack her car and beat her up ) so i get in front of the car to make her stop like they always does :D but the old lady said OUT OF MY WAY and runned me over !!!!! i died i was so pissed i did drive-by on every old lady i saw in the street :D
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Post by: ddaryl on October 25, 2001, 04:58:47 PM
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Originally posted by Bozco
Well since I\'m saving up for a car I have no money for games, so no DMC, or GTA3, or MGS2 for me, well not for a long time that is


Mr. Practical here has to have a car

Get you priorities straight son, you\'re all messed up ;)


KrillinX that Ambulance thing was the best. Thumbs up on that one
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Post by: Bozco on October 25, 2001, 05:03:25 PM
You guys are gonna drive me to stealing, I can\'t handle not having these games
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Post by: Seraphim Pride on October 25, 2001, 05:04:45 PM
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Originally posted by ddaryl

KrillinX that Ambulance thing was the best. Thumbs up on that one


Thanks I\'ll try to find more outrageous stuff.  Speaking of which i completed one of the insane jumps.  I got $5000 for it.  It was cool.  and so far i\'ve only found 4 of the hidden packages.  Man you really gotta go out of your way for them well I haven\'t played the game at all today cuz I had to study so I might play it after I watch some anime.  Later:cool:
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Post by: Kimahri on October 25, 2001, 06:36:30 PM
This game is the best!, bought about 5 hours ago and i have been playing for about 4 hours

The best thing i have done is block an intersection and create a chain reaction of exposions

also, on one of the ramps i used a Kamura car of whatever its called and i ramped onto the rail trains tracks and the car exploded up there and i was free to wall around the area:D

best. game. ever.
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: w1ngman on October 25, 2001, 06:55:24 PM
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Originally posted by ps2gamer_59
...also, on one of the ramps i used a Kamura car of whatever its called and i ramped onto the rail trains tracks and the car exploded up there and i was free to wall around the area:D


You aware that you can actually take some stairs up to the train loading/unloading platform and as it comes by press [triangle].  Train will stop and let you get in...then take a visual ride all around the city!:bounce: ...and then, of course, get out of the train and beat the snot out of anyone nearby!

BTW, I\'ve found out I am not only a thief, but I now seem to have an "MO"...I enjoy picking up fares and taking them to their destinations...and then after they pay me my $350, etc., I...well...I...um...:shy: ...mug them:laughing:
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: Nate on October 25, 2001, 07:03:52 PM
This game is the best.  Pull up next to a hooker and proceed to honk the horn untill she gets in.  Then pull into an alley and stop the car.  The car will then shake while a little money dissapears.  This will recover some health.  Then when the hooker gets out beat her ass with a bat and recover your money.  If you do it with the Banshee sports car(found inside a showroom at the car lot near 8-balls garage) your health will go up to 125%

I\'ve really been playing this game way too much.  But I can\'t help myself I think it is my favorite game for the PS2 so far.
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: ddaryl on October 25, 2001, 07:07:34 PM
Nate

Thats a classic too, I can\'t wait to play this game
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: w1ngman on October 25, 2001, 07:09:21 PM
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Originally posted by Nate
This game is the best.  Pull up next to a hooker and proceed to honk the horn untill she gets in.  Then pull into an alley and stop the car.  The car will then shake while a little money dissapears.  This will recover some health.  Then when the hooker gets out beat her ass with a bat and recover your money.  If you do it with the Banshee sports car(found inside a showroom at the car lot near 8-balls garage) your health will go up to 125%

I\'ve really been playing this game way too much.  But I can\'t help myself I think it is my favorite game for the PS2 so far.


You\'ve kinda got a similar line of attack to my way of thinking, Nate...that is, the "mark" has cash (in my case I figure, if a fare just gave me $350 to drive across town, s/he\'s gotta have more to dish out).  And yours...with the hooker thing!  Woohoo!  Ouch!  That\'s like even better than having your cake and eating it too!:surprised  You get: "ahem", and health, and money, AND you get to whip the snot outta someone!:fro:

Nice to have you in the forums!  Funny post!
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Post by: SER on October 25, 2001, 09:46:12 PM
Cool, sounds like the GTA of old. Except for the hooker thing. That\'s all new! :)

Did you ever steal a fire truck yet? Is it possible to steal one then use the water to spray everyone? LOL... I loved doing that before!

I have to get this game.. :(
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: kopking on October 26, 2001, 12:01:54 AM
well the funny thing that happend to me is this, i had four stars after me,  i was hiding in the train staion, a helicopter over head and little life. i got on a train hoping to lose the police, but they just followed when i got off the train i made a run for it, somehow i ran on the track instead of on the stairs, i thought i was gonna die abut i didnt get electrocuted... i was running and jumped out of the way of the train behind me, the next thing i knew there was a cop car that had jumped on the tracks, rolled on its roof and exploded behind me....... then i got a kill frenzy and ended up not throwing my grenade far enough and died!!!!!



it was soooooooooooooo funny:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
other things i liked doing was nicking a ambulance and trying to save people, or fire truck and putting out the fires......gonna nick a cop car and then u get money for killing gangstas ( to do this press r3, push down the anaolouge stick)
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Post by: Darth Joyda on October 26, 2001, 01:40:15 AM
Those stories are VERY funny - and very enjoyable to read :)

Nothing better than reading them and building up the excitement.
I will get the game today, if it has arrived to the local market. To the place where I pre-ordered it from, it comes tomorrow or monday.

I will perhaps wait \'til tomorrow, play the whole day and then post my impressions :)
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Post by: Gman2 on October 26, 2001, 03:41:36 AM
Ok I have a VERY cool thing that happened to me in this game.
I was on he mission where you have to pick up 2 gangsters and take them with you to
Cap the Chinese mobsters. Well we all get out of the car, we spray bullets everywhere and finally (after loosing one of MY gangsters in gunfire) I run back to the street to jack a fish truck. Ok now the damn guy in the fish truck is giving me a hassle about giving up his truck so right in the middle of trying to pull his ass out, the other gangster who followed me to find a vehicle walks right up to window, pulls out his gun and puts it right to the guys head point blank and says “get out of the car asshole!” and shoots the dude right in the face!!!! I was like DAAAAAAAAM!!!! This game is too awesome!
He was totally not screwing around, just walked up and plugged the guy in the head. Needless to say he gave up the truck! I just tossed his dead ass out and we both got in.
Man, too cool.
I played that mission at least 15 times before I beat it and never repeated that incident. It must have been one of those right place at the right time things.
Too Cool!





G.
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Post by: Bossieman on October 26, 2001, 05:45:00 AM
I have been roobed!! I stole a nice car and had a hooker in the car. a few minutes later at a red-light a guy opens up the frontdoor and throws me a way and drives a way with the hooker!! WTF!!
There is one thing that I have tried to do but not been able to do.
Take a car, get a hooker into the car, go to the car-crasher and try to cruch her and the car. the problem is that it doesnt work. When I get out of the car she does too. I have tried this with a taxi and costumers too but it doesnt work. Is there a way to do this???
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Post by: Toxical on October 26, 2001, 06:15:55 AM
1) Beat up old lady at basketball court, (She was in my way) haha

2) Jacked fire truck, and rammed it against the laundry trucks :D

3) Jacked Bus and went to police HQ and "destroyed" some PO-LICE cars etc... :D
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Post by: kirath on October 26, 2001, 06:27:08 AM
Damn it I don\'t need to be buying more games right now.  But this is the funiest thing I have read in a long time..

Going to pick this one up today..  Funiest damn things I have ever heard from a game!
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Post by: Coredweller on October 26, 2001, 07:58:54 AM
Are all you europeans enjoying the American life vicariously through this game?  :D   I don\'t need to play this game, I live it!  Just kidding.  :):)  If you all like this game, you should get the new DVD edition of The French Connection (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005N5SH/qid=1004118940/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_14_1/103-3586187-1699031) It totally rules!
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Post by: FullTilt on October 26, 2001, 09:55:53 AM
The coolest thing I\'ve done so far is take grenades, crash together like 8 cars, and watch the chain reaction.... mwuahaha.
Another cool thing you can do is play "toys in the hood" when you jack the special van. You get to drive around a toy car with a bomb on it, and blow up the mafiosos! Also, I still haven\'t figured out how to use the firehose on the firetruck, can anyone tell me?
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Post by: Ghettomath on October 26, 2001, 09:59:31 AM
I think the funniest story about this game is that I actually told my mom it was educational so she could pick it up for me on the way home from her work one night.
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Post by: user2594 on October 27, 2001, 12:49:40 AM
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Originally posted by Ghettomath
I think the funniest story about this game is that I actually told my mom it was educational so she could pick it up for me on the way home from her work one night.


haha. either she will just find out you tricked her, or be scared of what you are preparing yourself for.
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Post by: user2594 on October 27, 2001, 12:53:52 AM
o yeah, anyone get full Wanted stars?  i just rented it so havnt got that much playtime, but i try so hard to cause hell but i cant get more than 4 stars and then i either die or get caught.  i just wanna see the Army come after me.:(
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Post by: Halberto on October 27, 2001, 04:32:07 AM
Ugh! Joey told me to ktake out Chunky chong and all he does is run like chicken ****! :(
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Post by: Azeroth on October 27, 2001, 05:27:52 AM
The best way to get 6 stars is to get the tank, that thing can really take a beating, plus you can shoot bazooka missles out of it (just press circle) Boy was i thrilled when i found it, the game actually started to slowdown since there weren\'t really any moving cars left it was all carnage. WOW did i love that! :bounce:
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Post by: tomrob on October 27, 2001, 09:23:39 AM
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Originally posted by FullTilt
The coolest thing I\'ve done so far is take grenades, crash together like 8 cars, and watch the chain reaction.... mwuahaha.
Another cool thing you can do is play "toys in the hood" when you jack the special van. You get to drive around a toy car with a bomb on it, and blow up the mafiosos! Also, I still haven\'t figured out how to use the firehose on the firetruck, can anyone tell me?



Just use the Circle button while you\'re still in the Fire Truck
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Post by: user2594 on October 27, 2001, 12:46:05 PM
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Originally posted by Azeroth
The best way to get 6 stars is to get the tank, that thing can really take a beating, plus you can shoot bazooka missles out of it (just press circle) Boy was i thrilled when i found it, the game actually started to slowdown since there weren\'t really any moving cars left it was all carnage. WOW did i love that! :bounce:


hmmm at this rate i dont think i can get the tank.  dont you have to beat the game or something? or is it  toward the end? im still in the first city.
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Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: Azeroth on October 27, 2001, 10:30:51 PM
No you don\'t have to beat the game. It\'s pretty hidden, it has been in every gta you just have to find it.
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Post by: SER on October 27, 2001, 11:45:19 PM
Just got the game.. It\'s pretty cool. lol. Still trying the missions out.. Right now I have to bomb those laundry trucks...
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Post by: DJ Tiesto on October 28, 2001, 03:48:00 AM
i just shot down the helicopter..hehe...with the rampage gun..
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Post by: ooseven on October 28, 2001, 08:08:18 AM
Doing my First Mercy Mission in the ambulance and this happend,

Driving flat out in heavy rain i skid past the bleeding tramp, i hit the brakes and finally slow down, but unluclly for the tram i mangaed to hit him on the way past.

i then reverse onto him to finish the job off, but all i was trying to do was to reduced the distance between the van and him.

THEN

i lose total control and cause a 5 car and van pile up, the last thing that i remember it running from the smash before the combined explosions take out the entire block !

and Yeas both me and Miss Money penny where pissing ourselfs  :laughing:
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Post by: square_marker on October 28, 2001, 03:17:59 PM
Well i was getting bored so i decided to kill 4 poeple in the middle of the road....then the ambulence game and started reviving them but while they were doing that i made a circle of cars around them so they were all stuck.  It was great then i moved a car and rammed a gang memeber in there and he killed all 6 of them lol. it was great
Title: GTA3
Post by: Dangerslut on October 28, 2001, 03:45:12 PM
This game has my vote for game of the year.I have spent the last 7 hrs having sex with hookers,then using the sniper rile and shooting them in the head.(blood gushes everywhere).The best car is the Banshee.
I havent found the tank yet. Cant wait. I also shot down the police chopper too....Good fun.I love this game .Its as sick as I am.
You can kill,have sex and make money......
I know Im going to hell.I will be diving the bus...HEHEHEHE
Buy this game.
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: ApeX on October 28, 2001, 03:58:46 PM
well what i did that i found extremly funny was, ok i went on to that one bridge in stanton island with the water under it, the bridge has a side walk to so there were people on the bridge. ok so i took a car backed about 1/3 of the way off the bridge, then pushed it in to  the water, then i looked down at it(1st person) and then it blew up then all of the sudden people started jumping in the water after it it was hillarious. the best part is when the old lady with the bags jumps in waving her arms..........................god i love this game!
Title: What funny things have you done in GTA3?
Post by: Halberto on October 28, 2001, 05:54:01 PM
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Originally posted by ApeX
well what i did that i found extremly funny was, ok i went on to that one bridge in stanton island with the water under it, the bridge has a side walk to so there were people on the bridge. ok so i took a car backed about 1/3 of the way off the bridge, then pushed it in to  the water, then i looked down at it(1st person) and then it blew up then all of the sudden people started jumping in the water after it it was hillarious. the best part is when the old lady with the bags jumps in waving her arms..........................god i love this game!



:laughing:

I had the exact same thing happen!!!
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Post by: ApeX on October 28, 2001, 07:15:18 PM
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Originally posted by ViVi



:laughing:

I had the exact same thing happen!!!


did the cops come after you. they came after me cause when i was backing up i guess i hit and killed a few people, so when the cops came i pulled out my uzzi and popin the cops till i had 4 stars, then i jump alittle to the right on a little piece of land sticking out then ran under the bridge and then i saw like 3 cop cars fly off the bridge and they blew up in the water and there were more people jumping after them ahh it was great!