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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => PS3 Discussion => Topic started by: w1ngman on October 27, 2001, 10:20:07 AM
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First...who writes this stuff?!!!
LOL when I looked through the "Welcome To Liberty City" manual some more while sitting in the *library* at my home... Near the back of the manual are some advertisements. Most are funny, but one in particular:
Make That B1tch SHUT UP with tasty bonemeal, chicken carcasses, the scrapings off the abatoir floor and lots of other nutritions goodies. NO WONDER SHE\'S SO HAPPY!...[brought to you by] B1TCH \'N\' DOG FOOD
Second...why can\'t I swim?!!!
Okay, so maybe bad-a$$ gangsta types never had mommies that taught them how to swim...but geez, seems I ought to be able to thrash around or something. Its like I\'m made outta lead when I hit water... Just count me out as soon as the car hits the water...
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The funniest one is the Military ad:
DO YOU ENJOY
SHOWERING WITH
OTHER MEN, BUT FEEL
THE NEED TO PICK ON
SISSIES?
YOU JUST MIGHT BE PERFECT FOR
THE MILITARY!
Visit your local Liberty City area Army/Navy
recruitment office today
You just might be perfect for the military!
visit your local Liberty City area Army/Navy
recruitment office today
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Originally posted by w1ngman
Second...why can\'t I swim?!!!
Okay, so maybe bad-a$$ gangsta types never had mommies that taught them how to swim...but geez, seems I ought to be able to thrash around or something. Its like I\'m made outta lead when I hit water... Just count me out as soon as the car hits the water... [/B]
Well the reason for this is to stop people cheating and swimminf from island to island !
also i find\'s it makes the car cases nexto a river or the sea even more exciting :D
a true test of your nerve and driving (esp in the WET or heavy fog !)
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i think you should have a limit to how long you cxan swim like a 5 seconed swim limit, so if you just fall off the docks or your boat catches on fire you can swim back to land