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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => PS3 Discussion => Topic started by: Dante39 on November 04, 2001, 06:23:24 PM
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Me and my friend were arguing about who would win on a one on one fight between Dante (devil may cry) or Solid Snake( MGS). As you can see by my username my Vote goes for Dante. Which do you guys think would win? And why ?
Dante comes out with sword packed and guns blazing while in the mean time Solid Snake hides like a chicken under a cardboard box!
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No, I didnt mean it like that.... you said Rambo versus Snake, and I said "In real life, Rambo would\'ve gotten himself killed!!" "Snake mimics Navy Seals and stuff like that, they dont go around making noise and junk..."
Besides, they dont even exist in the same Universe.. the laws of physics are completely diffrent.
Whatever..... I just like stealth games... fi anyone\'s played Tenchu or any other stealth classic, you\'ll know what i mean.... nothing beats a good stab in the neck.. or a good crack of the 3rd vertabrae!
Thank You! Thank You!
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GUARD: (Humming to himself) ... I sure am hungry... "Yo quiero Taco Bell"
SNAKE: (Pops in behind him)
GUARD: OH MY GO-* *muffled scream* *POP!*
*Guard\'s body twitches involuntarily for five minutes while Snake stuffs him in a tiny wicker basket* O.o
It\'s all about Stealth kids! Stalking your prey like Jason and poping necks without anyone knowing..... stockpiling bodies and bodies in carboard boxes..... think of the horror... and the reek in a few days!!
Oh.. a cardboard box? Thats a fun trick... the guard see\'s a box.. and this HUGE "?" appears above his head... he walks towards the box, then he seiz "Humph!... Just an X-Box"... then when he turns around... *KRACK-POP*
Think of "Commandos!" (PC)..... having all those german bodies hidden in an alley.. then having a one guard wandering about find about 20 or more of his comrades, piled one upon the other.... the guard screaming his lungs out..... while the Commando runs up to him from behind and knifes his guts out!
Well... maybe not as graphic as that.. but you get the idea
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Well, Dante. But thats not really a fair comparison.
They both exist in two totally different universes.
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I say Madonna.
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Better question: Dante vs Alucard
The devil hunter vs. the vampire hunter. Both can transform, both can fight, and both are just badass. That\'s a fight I\'d like to see...
But sticking to the topic, Dante would easily win. He can take a sword through the chest and barely even flinch. I\'d like to see Snake try that.
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Link or Adol! :)
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dante\'s too fast n skilled got too much powers for snake n can\'t even die if impaled by crystals shards or swords or electriefied so it\'s a real stupit question if u played dmc.
but I\'d like to see who\'s the bigger pervert or higher sex drive
Dante:makes out with some1 that looks like his mom
Snake:makes out with a chick 20 years younger
Advantage: Dante
Snake:real gets hard infront of locker posters, n doesnt mind otagon watching on codec
Dante:owns a poster with of a naked chick with stars on her nipples, but donno what he does with it on his spare time.
Advantage: snake
Snake:"if I get back I\'ll let you do a strip search on me""only if I wet my pants"
Dante:"wow slow down babe, nature calls it\'s in the bag"
Advantage: close but I\'ll go with snake
snake:gets to see meryl in her panties
Dante:puts his amulet on trish\'s titties
Advantage: Dante
Snake: get\'s his ass slapped by his woman when he pisses her off
Dante: get\'s pierced by his sword electrified by trish with vibrating effects.
Advantage: Dante
Snake: looks at meryl n she turns red
Dante:makes trish cry
Advantage: Snake
there we go it\'s a draw
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You forgot one.
Snake: Becomes the special pray of a hot chick who loves wolves.
Dante: Gets attacked by a giant smokey lion.
Advantage: Snake.
\'nuff said.
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yep but here\'s a bigger 1, dante get\'s electricuted by vibrating effects by trish 2 times.
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hmmm, richard simmons in the fifth round :D