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Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 06, 2001, 02:10:18 AM
Yep, it sure is. I was reading in this months \'Mens Health\' magazine an article where it states that if you do the trick to much, it can damage blood flow, to, you know, your... and that you risk becoming impotent!

Freaky...
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: luckee on November 06, 2001, 02:16:59 AM
Human towel rack trick?
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: videoholic on November 06, 2001, 02:18:23 AM
Some of you call it the human wash cloth trick.

I myself used beachtowels in college.  Never touched the floor.
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: luckee on November 06, 2001, 02:25:40 AM
ok..im still lost or really, REALLY stupid :D..someone enlighten me please
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: videoholic on November 06, 2001, 02:32:32 AM
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Originally posted by luckee
ok..im still lost or really, REALLY stupid :D..someone enlighten me please


Go with the second one on this topic.  Let me put it to you delicately.  

"It has to do with your penis!!!!"
Title: Re: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: nO-One on November 06, 2001, 03:05:12 AM
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I was reading in this months \'Mens Health\' magazine


I don\'t know why, bu this cracked me up.
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: luckee on November 06, 2001, 03:15:06 AM
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Originally posted by Videoholic


Go with the second one on this topic.  Let me put it to you delicately.  

"It has to do with your penis!!!!"


well hmm...I figured that part out....
Title: Re: Re: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 06, 2001, 03:20:47 AM
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Originally posted by nO-One


I don\'t know why, bu this cracked me up.


Why is that funny. For your information, athletic people can also play videogames, geez...
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: nO-One on November 06, 2001, 05:01:02 AM
Sorry, no pun was intended. I just got me to chuckle.
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: videoholic on November 06, 2001, 05:30:23 AM
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Originally posted by luckee


well hmm...I figured that part out....


So then what don\'t you understand about it?

Go into the bathroom, chub it up, put a washcloth on it.  Eventually with practice you will be able to wet the washcloth (Adding weight)  If this isn\'t enough for you then go for a hand towel.  Dish towels will work as well.  Eventually you will be a man like me and can bench a beach towel.
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: GmanJoe on November 06, 2001, 05:58:37 AM
Mine can lift a 25 lb dumb bell....from AT-EASE to TEN-HUT! :D
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: ooseven on November 06, 2001, 06:29:16 AM
Ah Penile push-ups and i am not talking about getting in shape while in prision...............

:laughing: :clown:
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: EmperorRob on November 06, 2001, 07:15:10 AM
Once da wood is primed, you can play Jenga on mine :D
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: Toxical on November 06, 2001, 09:43:12 AM
Amateurs ! ;)
i had a girl swing from mine :laughing:
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: videoholic on November 06, 2001, 10:12:55 AM
Well I didn\'t want to emberrass you all, so I didn\'t mention it before, but I do no armed push ups every night.
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: Jar O Pickles on November 06, 2001, 08:31:39 PM
for this trick i use a comforter
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 10, 2001, 01:05:58 PM
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: videoholic on November 10, 2001, 02:32:40 PM
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...


Sure Racer, you "looked this trick up on the net.";)

We have all noticed that you haven\'t been around for a few days.

Hope the nurse was gentle.:surprised
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: Sublimesjg on November 10, 2001, 04:18:10 PM
heheh well lets just say with some practice my penis can now do break dancing - you know hit the floor and twirl :p
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: Zavijava on November 10, 2001, 04:33:15 PM
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...



Err, there is no cartilage within the penis, but I guess that article in Men\'s Health would have already divulged this myth.;)
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 10, 2001, 09:28:36 PM
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Originally posted by Zavijava



Err, there is no cartilage within the penis, but I guess that article in Men\'s Health would have already divulged this myth.;)


Well, its technically NOT cartilage, its just \'tough tissue\' I think.

Anyway, its gotta hurt!
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: SER on November 10, 2001, 10:18:39 PM
I just did it and mine broke.
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: SER on November 10, 2001, 10:20:14 PM
NOT!







*note to self: quit spamming! :laughing:
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 11, 2001, 12:23:22 AM
##RaCeR##\'s tip #1
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Don\'t use a wet towel or wash cloth. Trust me, I know...
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: RichG on November 11, 2001, 02:55:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...


Ah Hahahahahahhaha. LOL. :laughing: :D
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: Sublimesjg on November 11, 2001, 08:56:22 PM
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
##RaCeR##\'s tip #1
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Don\'t use a wet towel or wash cloth. Trust me, I know...



well see you are just not strong enough for the real thing there buddy

you need more practice - jk i really dont want to know why you know ;)
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 29, 2001, 02:17:51 PM
Well, putting water all over the towel makes it like ten times as heavy...

You wouldn\'t want it to snap...
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: Living-In-Clip on November 29, 2001, 05:17:04 PM
##Racer##: *sitting alone with an erection and looking at a  woman\'s handbag..

##Racer##: Hey, I could, bench-press that with my \'Mr.Rogers\'....Yeah!

*he puts it on and tries to lift it..*

*SNAP!*

##Racer##: OWWW! Oh MY god! Its limp! But not really limp and it hurts!!!

*he tries to wake it up and keeps talking to it..*

##Racer##: Come on man, wake up, your not dead....oh my god..the PAIN!

*dials 911 or whatever the Aussie equal of that is..*

Operator : State your emergency , Sir.

##Racer##: I, uh, well, you see...(in pain)..Well, I sort of broke my \'Mr.Rogers\'.

Operator: Your what? Is this a prank call?

##Racer## : No, well, see there was a handbag and...

Operator : Sir, what is the emergency? Are you in any pain? Danger?

##Racer##: Look lady, I tried to lift a woman\'s handbag with my penis and now it broke and I\'m in massive pain!!

Operator: (laughing) It broke , Sir?

##Racer##: I guess so, I felt a snap and now its limp and I\'m in pain!!  I need an ambulance!

Operator:  (still laughing) Okay Sir, try not to move it to much and we\'ll have someone out there to help you with your little problem...

##Racer##: It isn\'t little damnit! I\'m normal for my age!

Operator: I didn\'t mean it like that!
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: fishpie on November 29, 2001, 05:22:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...




i will never ever try this trick.
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: Majin Prince on November 29, 2001, 06:32:46 PM
Whats the point of this trick?
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: on November 29, 2001, 06:36:01 PM
PLEASE lock this thread i mean there are girls in the forums too.
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: Majin Prince on November 29, 2001, 06:48:13 PM
There is so many girls in this forum i cant even attempt to name em all...:rolleyes:
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 29, 2001, 07:02:39 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
##Racer##: *sitting alone with an erection and looking at a  woman\'s handbag..

##Racer##: Hey, I could, bench-press that with my \'Mr.Rogers\'....Yeah!

*he puts it on and tries to lift it..*

*SNAP!*

##Racer##: OWWW! Oh MY god! Its limp! But not really limp and it hurts!!!

*he tries to wake it up and keeps talking to it..*

##Racer##: Come on man, wake up, your not dead....oh my god..the PAIN!

*dials 911 or whatever the Aussie equal of that is..*

Operator : State your emergency , Sir.

##Racer##: I, uh, well, you see...(in pain)..Well, I sort of broke my \'Mr.Rogers\'.

Operator: Your what? Is this a prank call?

##Racer## : No, well, see there was a handbag and...

Operator : Sir, what is the emergency? Are you in any pain? Danger?

##Racer##: Look lady, I tried to lift a woman\'s handbag with my penis and now it broke and I\'m in massive pain!!

Operator: (laughing) It broke , Sir?

##Racer##: I guess so, I felt a snap and now its limp and I\'m in pain!!  I need an ambulance!

Operator:  (still laughing) Okay Sir, try not to move it to much and we\'ll have someone out there to help you with your little problem...

##Racer##: It isn\'t little damnit! I\'m normal for my age!

Operator: I didn\'t mean it like that!


Hahaha, you should right movie scripts, that was kinda cool...

The emergency # in Australia is 000

Womens handbag, Hmmm, never tried that one before... Though I have tried a ;)
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 29, 2001, 07:04:04 PM
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Originally posted by JesusFreak!
PLEASE lock this thread i mean there are girls in the forums too.


Buddy, I am a Christian (I assume you are too), and there is nothing wrong with this post, so grow up.

And no, I am not a once a year Christian, I go to church every Sunday, so dont you go dissin me about this post.
Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: on November 30, 2001, 12:50:23 PM
I aint dissin...i just thought that it was a gross topic to post about.

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Title: Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
Post by: Living-In-Clip on November 30, 2001, 12:54:15 PM
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Originally posted by JesusFreak!
I aint dissin...i just thought that it was a gross topic to post about.

:alien:  
:D  
:boom:  
:bounce:  
:burn:  
:clown:  
:confused:  
:cool:  
:crap:  
:crying:  
:eek:  
:o  
:evil:  
:eyemouth:  
:facelick:  
:fro:  
:(  
:hat:  
:hold:  
:laughing:
:mad:
:nerd:
:nut:  
:thepimp:  
:rpissed:  
:rolleyes:
:sconf:  
:shy:  
:sleepy:
:)  
:smokin:  
:snore:  
:p    
:vader:
:wedge:
;)  
:yawn:



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