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Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: on November 07, 2001, 06:17:40 PM
Q: Will someone post a bunch of jokes!


A: Now it\'s your turn!
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: Big Log on November 07, 2001, 06:36:29 PM
Did someone say "Just a little T and A?"

Where?

What\'s the difference between having sex and taking a dump?





You don\'t have to cuddle with the turd for 20 minutes when you are done.





My daddy told me that one.
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: Metal_Gear_Ray on November 08, 2001, 09:50:30 AM
lol, yeah vid got a good sense of humour :D
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Post by: CHIZZY on November 08, 2001, 09:57:13 AM
guy comes home from work to find his wife packing her bags. "What\'s wrong honey?" he sez. " I\'m leaving you. I\'m sick of never having any money. My girlfriend & I are moving to Las Vegas. We heard you can make $400.00 for a BJ there."
The guy starts packing his bags too.
"what are you doing?" his wife asks.
"I\'m coming with you. I wanna see you live on $800.00 a year."

ba-dump-ching!
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: luckee on November 08, 2001, 10:11:11 AM
u can also do a search for " a funny pt.1" all the way to "a funny pt.9" hope those help:D
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: JerginsSoft on November 08, 2001, 10:19:48 AM
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You don\'t have to cuddle with the turd for 20 minutes when you are done.


You don\'t have to, but it helps.
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Post by: videoholic on November 08, 2001, 10:23:11 AM
I can\'t believe he wrote that joke.  He must have heard me tell it to a friend.  That little guy is nutty.





Pickup line to use in a gay bar:

May I push your stool in?
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: on November 08, 2001, 10:34:46 AM
Bloody hell, you guys are posting sex jokes to an 11 year old kid.  Tisk Tisk.  

I should put you over my knee.
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: JerginsSoft on November 08, 2001, 10:37:34 AM
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Bloody hell, you guys are posting sex jokes to an 11 year old kid. Tisk Tisk


HEY!!  What\'s an 11 year-old doing using language like that??

BTW-Post 500, where\'s my picture?  I WANT A PICTURE, NOW!!!
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: CHIZZY on November 08, 2001, 10:50:08 AM
THERE ARE 11 YEAR OLDS HERE?!?!

crap, I\'ve just violated my parole!  :crap:
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: on November 08, 2001, 10:54:29 AM
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HEY!! What\'s an 11 year-old doing using language like that??


I\'m not the 11 yr old.  Thank God.   :bounce:
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: Titan on November 08, 2001, 12:52:26 PM
Only webhead is 11. But she acts like she\'s 2 :p
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: fastson on November 08, 2001, 03:25:45 PM
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jokes2000.com%2Fpics%2Ftoons%2F7923.jpg&hash=2ace603d94aaaf009085485d3a6e1a21360d44b5)

:shy:
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Post by: videoholic on November 09, 2001, 03:23:39 AM
SHe asked for the jokes.  I only know really bad Halloween jokes.  So it\'s one or the other.



What\'s the difference between a golf ball and a \'g\' spot?





Guys will waste 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
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Post by: Weltall on November 09, 2001, 03:47:22 AM
The New York Yankees.

:laughing:

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcypherstation12.homestead.com%2Ffiles%2Fmari.jpg&hash=f007e866b92efdfa9760f9aa07cae2cbff6e3f32)
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: on November 09, 2001, 04:11:34 AM
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Originally posted by Titan
Only webhead is 11. But she acts like she\'s 2 :p



Thank you TITAN!!!!
 






I do not! And I wanted funny jokes not YUCKY jokes!  

And there are some reallllllly immature TEENAGERS at my school...BTW I am in the GIFTED class!
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: Weltall on November 09, 2001, 04:13:55 AM
Webhead is really Big Log!!!!!!
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Post by: on November 09, 2001, 04:15:38 AM
HUH??
Title: Ok...Just a little Q asking for an A!
Post by: Big Log on November 09, 2001, 05:37:45 AM
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Originally posted by Weltall
Webhead is really Big Log!!!!!!



Say what?


Actually, I was wondering if I could get a little Web Head myself?


oooooooo, I just let a stinky..
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Post by: Weltall on November 09, 2001, 06:04:29 AM
Hey Vid... you realize your kid\'s gonna grow up and hate you, right?

web head...:laughing:
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Post by: videoholic on November 09, 2001, 07:03:05 AM
Dude, Logan is awesome.  He loves me to death.  Of course he hasn\'t started acting up yet.  Wait till he feels the wrath of the Vid on his Bootay.