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Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 22, 2001, 03:53:58 AM
Hehehe, diss is kinda funny, and the forums are dead, so I thought we were in need of some spam...

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Mariah Carey is turning to desperate measures to sell her albums. In the wake of disappointing sales for her new release "Glitter", Mariah Carey\'s Web site is promoting her music as a way to lose weight. Here\'s how it works, according to the Web site: "It has been proven that singing along to Mariah Carey\'s ballads can increase lung endurance... thus modifying the time of the average work out by up to 20% longer."
 To use the rather untested Mariah Carey weight-loss method, the site gives these instructions: "Play Mariah\'s killer tracks Never Too Far, When I Saw You, Forever, Mariah\'s Theme, Without You, After Tonight and Hero at the volume at which you would watch TV and sing over it. You don\'t need to sound like Mariah for this to work, just sing with passion and hold the note duration\'s [sic]," advises her Web site. "A tip: Try to belt out the high notes she does, you probably won\'t get there, but it gives your lungs a work out. Just be careful that you don\'t strain your throat." The site advises people with respiratory problems to "be careful".
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: videoholic on November 22, 2001, 03:57:02 AM
Thanks for helping us out with our previously dead forum.  

This chick\'s a has been freak.
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: SER on November 22, 2001, 04:17:36 AM
She looks FAT in that pic..

She\'s hot though, I would do her.
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: videoholic on November 22, 2001, 04:20:04 AM
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Originally posted by serrano007
She looks FAT in that pic..

She\'s hot though, I would do her.


She\'s Hot???  Blah!!!!

Not many chicks down there in Guam eh?  

She\'s a big ass slob.  She has the most annoying accent.  Her music sucks.  

Other than that I love her.

Gosh, that sounded a bit ubrupt.  Sorry.  There is just nothing appealing about her to me.
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 22, 2001, 04:21:07 AM
She looks butch, like, muscular.

Maybe she has nice abs... Someone needs to tell our fellow abs lovin member...
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: videoholic on November 22, 2001, 04:22:34 AM
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
She looks butch, like, muscular.

Maybe she has nice abs... Someone needs to tell our fellow abs lovin member...



Too bad she doesn\'t have a penis..  She could bench press towels..



OK, I\'m done..
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: ooseven on November 22, 2001, 04:34:38 AM
YEAH RIGHT SHES ABOUT FAT AS I AM AS STONE COLD SOBER !
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 22, 2001, 01:29:32 PM
Hahahaha, yeah right...
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: Sublimesjg on November 22, 2001, 05:32:14 PM
she is hot and seems to be putting on some weight though

 at least from that pic

i dont like her though
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: MaXiMaN on November 22, 2001, 06:07:50 PM
I\'ve always liked Mariah. She\'s a great singer and she looks fine the way she is. At least she\'s not anorexic like so many female stars are these day.
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 22, 2001, 07:28:21 PM
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Originally posted by MaXiMaN
I\'ve always liked Mariah. She\'s a great singer and she looks fine the way she is. At least she\'s not anorexic like so many female stars are these day.


Amen brother!
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: on November 24, 2001, 05:25:41 AM
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Originally posted by MaXiMaN
I\'ve always liked Mariah. She\'s a great singer and she looks fine the way she is. At least she\'s not anorexic like so many female stars are these day.


You want some of dis don\'t ya..

Mariah Carey
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 24, 2001, 05:29:12 AM
I do I do!!!
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: Zolar on November 24, 2001, 12:37:46 PM
She looks fine to me.  Just look at how skinny Alley McBeal and Celine Dion are.  Not attractive at all.
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: SER on November 24, 2001, 03:05:21 PM
Who\'s this "Mariah Carey" character who seems to be lurking about the forums? lol :cool:
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: fastson on November 24, 2001, 03:11:53 PM
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Originally posted by serrano007
Who\'s this "Mariah Carey" character who seems to be lurking about the forums? lol :cool:


Its Racer or Videoholic..
One of them likes to crossdress..
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: ooseven on November 25, 2001, 03:34:20 AM
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Originally posted by serrano007
Who\'s this "Mariah Carey" character who seems to be lurking about the forums? lol :cool:


Well she is our very first Guest that can post, therefore she must be a VIP.

An\'t that right Mariah

love the artwork on the Albums By the way .....
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 25, 2001, 03:51:49 AM
Der, Mariah Carey is a VIP of course, because she is, like, MARIAH CAREY....

Der....
Title: Mariah Carey\'s weight loss formula
Post by: videoholic on November 25, 2001, 03:14:29 PM
WOW...

Racer, I have to know....  Do you have a girlfriend?  Just lie and tell me you do.