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Title: Garlic farts
Post by: SER on November 23, 2001, 04:21:19 PM: Ok well.. I ate at this Italian restaurant last night called Capriciossa..

I ordered a bowl of Spaghetti.. Which just had tons of red peppers and garlic.. I ate all the garlic whole. :) yum.. I also had a ton of garlic bread.. This is not no cheap garlic bread, this is real real garlic bread.

So I woke up this morning.. And being lazy to get up, I stayed under the sheets for a while.. I just farted and I got a "GARLIC FART".... WOHOO.. It smelled exactly like garlic.. And for the past few hours, I\'ve been farting garlic smells.... ooooo.. I can\'t wait till I head to the crapper.. I\'ll have GARLIC POO. yum. :laughing:
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 23, 2001, 04:23:48 PM: THis is just too disgusting...

SPAMMER!!!
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Bladez on November 23, 2001, 04:25:13 PM: lmao :laughing: I can\'t help but laugh. Garlic farts? I hate beef jerkey farts cause those smell like rendering trucks. And when NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS LOST I had a celebration fart which was an SBD( Silent But Deadly):shy:
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: SER on November 23, 2001, 04:26:41 PM: LMAO..

Racer: This is just my type of humor.. I bet someone else will find it interesting as well. :o

Bladez: I never got farts from beef jerky.. Those don\'t have a strong enough smell for me I guess. :)
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 23, 2001, 04:28:41 PM: I think your taking spamming to completely new hieghts!!! Good for you!
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: SER on November 23, 2001, 04:31:31 PM: This isn\'t spamming! This is "OFF-TOPIC" discussion!

And if you wish to label me as an innovator for taking this so called "spamming" to new heights, then hurray for me! :laughing:
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Bladez on November 23, 2001, 04:36:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by serrano007
LMAO..

Bladez: I never got farts from beef jerky.. Those don\'t have a strong enough smell for me I guess. :)

Huh I guess affects me pretty bad. I really don\'t like pizza farts either cause you wake up throw the covers off of you and it\'s like :sleepy: what the hell did I eat?:laughing:
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Halberto on November 23, 2001, 04:57:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Bladez
I hate beef jerkey farts cause those smell like rendering trucks

OMG! I thought I was one of a kind!

Damn you Slim Jims! You taste so good but smell so bad!
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: fishpie on November 23, 2001, 04:57:49 PM: garlic poo? damn dude thats harsh. i take it u like garlic so dont be tempted to eat this so called "garlic poo".
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Post by: Bladez on November 23, 2001, 05:19:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ViVi

OMG! I thought I was one of a kind!

Damn you Slim Jims! You taste so good but smell so bad!

Yeah I know they are just lush but they take your colon and well uhh:eek: .........:laughing:
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: SER on November 23, 2001, 05:31:14 PM: No I will not eat my poo... :alien:

And Slim Jims... !! I thought you were talking about the real kind of beef jerky.. The dried up ones... lol
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Bladez on November 23, 2001, 05:43:27 PM: I hate those farts that sound like a machine gun and smell oh so god awful!! I call those like in South Park Tulips like the flower.
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Post by: Psycomantis101 on November 23, 2001, 07:17:31 PM: The worst fart there is is the cabbage fart. Lordy. The night i flew to atlanta my gram made stuffed cabbage and i love that stuf so i ate tons of it. On the airplane i couldnt help it. the stewardst walked by and said out loud "something smells like ****" I just sat there and laughed
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Post by: SER on November 23, 2001, 07:36:51 PM: OMG THAT\'S FUNNY.

Those old ladies cuss? :eek:
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Post by: fishpie on November 23, 2001, 07:38:28 PM: u wont eat ur poo? well i guess thats a good thing, i guess u do things differently werew u live.
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Post by: SER on November 23, 2001, 07:44:31 PM: Are you implying that you eat your own doodoo? SICK! Makes sense though.. I saw some fish eat their crap once.
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: fishpie on November 23, 2001, 08:41:25 PM: na i dont eat my own poo.
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Post by: Jar O Pickles on November 23, 2001, 09:42:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by serrano007
LMAO..

Racer: This is just my type of humor.. I bet someone else will find it interesting as well. :o

this thread is exactly why i knighted you: SIR SPAMSALOT

good job you are a hero to all your fellow Spaminators[/size][/b]
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Metal_Gear_Ray on November 24, 2001, 12:37:21 AM: what about the so called "Club" fart, Whenever you go to a club or disco you take up loads of air filled with the smell of smoke, alcohol amd sweat. The day after you start farting these same smells..ugh

but the wort fart ever has to be the fish/seafood fart, now those smell
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Sublimesjg on November 24, 2001, 01:31:07 AM: how about the "i have to take a huge dump and i cant help but let out the pre odors" fart

yea those are pretty bad - ya gotta take a dump and before you get there you go Bam - with one of those nasty powerful **** smelling farts

yea anyway
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: SER on November 24, 2001, 02:27:40 AM: The SBDs are the worse.

You don\'t hear nothing, but the smell is ACK!
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Bladez on November 24, 2001, 12:19:34 PM: How about the ones that you think it\'s gonna be a fart and it is but you actually get more than you bargan for? Basically those are called the "Oops! I did it again" farts because you\'ve done it before when you were little and it\'s just suppose to be a fart but you get a little more and out pops a river.:laughing:
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: fishpie on November 24, 2001, 12:26:08 PM: i love the burning sensation an sbd gives you before it comes out.
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: SER on November 24, 2001, 03:08:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Bladez
How about the ones that you think it\'s gonna be a fart and it is but you actually get more than you bargan for? Basically those are called the "Oops! I did it again" farts because you\'ve done it before when you were little and it\'s just suppose to be a fart but you get a little more and out pops a river.:laughing:

hahahahahahhhhahhahaha nice name man.
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Post by: Psycomantis101 on November 24, 2001, 04:02:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Bladez
How about the ones that you think it\'s gonna be a fart and it is but you actually get more than you bargan for? Basically those are called the "Oops! I did it again" farts because you\'ve done it before when you were little and it\'s just suppose to be a fart but you get a little more and out pops a river.:laughing:

thats feakin hilariouse man. so true sooooo true...
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Bladez on November 24, 2001, 05:24:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Psycomantis101

thats feakin hilariouse man. so true sooooo true...

Like I said those have to be the worse kind of farts there are.
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Post by: Psycomantis101 on November 24, 2001, 05:36:43 PM: quite embarrasing as well
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Post by: Toxical on November 24, 2001, 07:05:35 PM: LOL good story serrano007, :laughing:
You got to watch out for the silent farts dude,
they just sneak up on ya, and they smell like satans own poo ! :laughing:
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: SER on November 24, 2001, 08:23:46 PM: SATAN?! :eek:

My fart smells like his breath.
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Post by: Sublimesjg on November 24, 2001, 11:44:54 PM: how about those farts that start off as a bubble in your ass

yea those are crazy - you move all over the place trying to make it come out and it doesnt - havent had one of those in a long time
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Bladez on November 25, 2001, 04:32:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sublimesjg
how about those farts that start off as a bubble in your ass

yea those are crazy - you move all over the place trying to make it come out and it doesnt - havent had one of those in a long time

Those are bad to have during school.:D
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: SER on November 25, 2001, 09:02:50 PM: ANY fart is bad to have during school..:mad:
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Bladez on November 26, 2001, 02:08:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by serrano007
ANY fart is bad to have during school..:mad:

Yeah but sitting in those wooden/plastic chairs or desks is terrible since it\'s really loud and can make it sound louder than it really was.
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: MaXiMaN on November 26, 2001, 02:14:27 PM: I once farted in the school assembly hall during a play I was in and it made an echo. The audience laughed because they thought it was part of the sound effects.
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Sublimesjg on November 26, 2001, 02:19:26 PM: i farted on my bus from school once and everyone moved from the back to the front and my friends who was sitting next to me jumped out of the seat he was so loud it scared him

lol it was great
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: SER on November 26, 2001, 10:02:43 PM: Farts rule.

(This reply was sponsored by The Spaminators.) LOL :laughing:
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: videoholic on August 09, 2002, 06:13:58 AM: I was helping my dad move the other day and he farted inside the 26\' truck we were unloading.

That was just uncalled for..

And there is nothing worst than grabbing something heavy while holding your breath. You try and hold it as long as you can till you get out of the truck. You think you are in the clear so you exhale and take a deep breath. DOH. Damn, did he stink up the entire town?

Nothing worse than inhaling big time someone elses butt air.
Title: Garlic farts
Post by: Samwise on August 09, 2002, 06:20:31 AM: You could at least find some new material Vid... you\'re our top poster. Don\'t let us down now.