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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ApeX on November 25, 2001, 10:34:54 PM
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DON\'T FORGET TO RINSE, SPIT, AND FLOSS
A 69-year-old man who tried to relieve a painful bout of haemorrhoids with a toothbrush was forced to have the offending item surgically removed after it was lost in his rectum. The man - whose problems could not be eased by more conventional methods provided by modern medication - was taken to his local accident and emergency department after his doctor was unable to locate the toothbrush. Dr John Heyworth said X-rays eventually revealed that the toothbrush had become stuck in the man\'s pelvis and it was recovered using biopsy forceps. It appears to be the first and only time doctors have recorded a toothbrush being used in this way. But accident and emergency departments have reported similar incidents with other dental instruments, including toothbrush holders, toothbrush packages and toothpicks. Heyworth, president of the British Association for Medicine, told BBC News Online: "It is not uncommon to have people admitted with foreign bodies inserted into their rectums. "A variety of reasons are given. Some say it was accidential, but the force required does not always indicate that this is so. "In some instances, the incidents appear to be rather more recreational than accidental in nature." Dr Heyworth said inserting foreign bodies into the rectum was a "very dangerous" thing to do. "These things can get lodged within the rectum, or they can perforate it and cause serious problems inside the pelvis, or they can damage the sphincters, leading to leakage or incontinence," he said.
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"sphincters"
lol gotta love that word
dang i dont know much about himroids but ill be damned if i would stick a toothbrush in my ass to get rid of em
some people lose common sense by that age i guess lol :laughing:
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Sphincter
That is the funniest word I have ever heard.
The word of the new Millenium
S P H I N C T E R
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LOL, that\'s funny, sick and weird all at the same time. :laughing:
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ROFL!!! That reminds meof the movie Screwed..anyone else see it?
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Originally posted by luckee
ROFL!!! That reminds meof the movie Screwed..anyone else see it?
YEAH i have that movie! that movie is hillarious! dave chapelle cracks me up...yeah when there in the morg (or whatever) and dany divito is talkin about that same stuff
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Originally posted by ApeX
YEAH i have that movie! that movie is hillarious! dave chapelle cracks me up...yeah when there in the morg (or whatever) and dany divito is talkin about that same stuff
heheh..yup..the remote control, hairbrush...comb..I forgot the other odd items on that shelf.
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Originally posted by luckee
heheh..yup..the remote control, hairbrush...comb..I forgot the other odd items on that shelf.
wasn\'t there a harmonica or something there was others but i forget what they were
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Originally posted by ApeX
wasn\'t there a harmonica or something there was others but i forget what they were
yuppers..a harmonica too.
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Originally posted by ApeX
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What the hell you talkin bout?
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Originally posted by THX
What the hell you talkin bout?
... more jacked up news to come
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what exactly makes news "jacked up"?
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UUUUGGGGGgghhhhh. This isnt funny at ALL guys! This is just plain disgusting. I am said that I live on the same planet as this man. I am said that I am of the same primordial ooze of this man!