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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SonyFan on January 05, 2002, 04:13:01 AM

Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: SonyFan on January 05, 2002, 04:13:01 AM
What do think is the best way of getting out pent up anger at someone? To alot of us we just turn on a videogame and either subconciously or conciously, put the object of our anger in the shoes of the poor digital schmucks we\'re massacring left and right. It seems the Japaneese have a different of digital revenge... Anal probes. Yes, simply step up to the Arcade machine "Boong-Ga Boong-Ga" with the huge dairy air sticking out of it.. pick up your "Finger" controller.. and choose your target from a list of: Golddigger, ConMan, Childmolester, ExGirlfriend.. and more!

Seems the object of the game is to poke and prod the butt crack of the machine with the "Finger" as hard as you can to make your digital foe wince in pain. His agony filled face is displayed just above the butt along with your score. At the end of a session, your score determines your verility and ranking.


Another, less detailed game in the report is for the PC and is called "Chimgam". The object of the game is similar to Boong-Ga Boong-Ga in that the goal is to dodge swirles of Poo dropping on you, while shooting fingers into the attacking guys\'s oriface in a sort of Space Invaders fashion.

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga seems to be pretty popular over there with no mention as to how Chimgam is doing. Either way.. don\'t expect these to make a PS2 transition anytime soon. (THANK GOD!)

Don\'t bother asking how I came across this... I was doing a Google search for a Baby-AT motherboard and it was on a tech site. Honest. If for some reason you want to know more, here\'s a link to the story at Wired.com.

http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,48438,00.html
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: Titan on January 05, 2002, 07:32:43 PM
That\'s sick. I just pop in a shooting game to take out my anger, not play a game about sticking my finger up someones ass.
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on January 05, 2002, 07:39:36 PM
this game...is......absolute.......GENIUS

hmm... *goes to his local arcade and sets up stall...*pulls down his pan....*.........................no..........no not gonna happen
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: SER on January 05, 2002, 09:34:55 PM
Heh, I read about this game a long time ago in EGM. I\'m going to Japan during spring break and I plan to play this game for hours, knowing that it will never make it here to Guam. hahahaha :rolleyes:
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: Sublimesjg on January 06, 2002, 12:23:45 AM
you guys just dont understand the depth this game has

there is so much this game offers

only a true master of its gameplay would understand

and thats where i come in - with years of practice on myse...errr...videogames i have mastered all probing techniques
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: Deadly Hamster on January 06, 2002, 11:50:10 AM
lmao i think they are taking "inovaive" a little bit too far...
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: Soul Reaver on January 06, 2002, 01:18:57 PM
Eh...

How big exactly is the finger? :p
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: videoholic on January 06, 2002, 03:11:16 PM
They should hire Mr. Hanky as the company spokesperson.


"Hidee Ho Everybody."

"You sure smell a lot like flowers"
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: SwifDi on January 06, 2002, 04:13:13 PM
Only in Japan..........

A-bomb dust is really gettin\' to em\' ;) .
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on January 06, 2002, 06:07:04 PM
I think I will go barf now, that\'s just wrong.
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: ddaryl on January 06, 2002, 09:30:29 PM
I\'ve said it once already and I\'m saying it again

the friggin Japanese are weird
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: MaXiMaN on January 06, 2002, 10:56:01 PM
I would try it out... only after downing a large amount of lager :D
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: Sublimesjg on January 06, 2002, 11:04:43 PM
Heh i would play this game

its my type of game - hhmmmmm maybe i should learn japanese and move there :p

id be enetertained all day
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: juslight on January 07, 2002, 08:12:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Sublimesjg
you guys just dont understand the depth this game has



Ha Ha Ha... Too funny, please don\'t make me laugh any more. (I\'m at work & they wonder about me when I laugh at the screen)
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: ddaryl on January 07, 2002, 08:01:17 PM
Just imagine being at the local arcade with a stack of quarters when someone you  know ( probably a girl you are interested in or a relative) see\'s you happy as can be pounding away at the high score

try explaining that one at your next family picnic
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: SwifDi on January 07, 2002, 09:42:16 PM
These "interactive" games are becoming popular at the arcades. For example, DDR is really huge. I personally like, I can\'t remember the name for some reason, this one boxing game where you put on these gloves that are like giant chunks of heavy plastic. And there are sensors all around you and you fight the guy on screen having to duck, and punch and everything. I got up to the 4th guy on my first play and was breakin\' a serious sweat.

Who said videogames aren\'t healthy?
Title: OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
Post by: Samwise on January 08, 2002, 03:09:12 AM
ROFL, that\'s just crazy.

*thinks Bobs_Hardware will get one of these and rename it "Bob\'s Gay Simulatorâ„¢"*