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Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: The Getaway on January 05, 2002, 12:39:18 PM
http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/games/home.html
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: IronFist on January 05, 2002, 12:55:55 PM
lol.  That is funny.

Grand Theft Auto 3:

Genre: Action/adventure
Christian Rating: 1 of 5
   (very offensive)
Gameplay: 4 of 5
   (good)
Violence: 1 of 5
   (extreme)
Adult Content: 1 of 5
   (extreme)

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Ultimately what you’ll reap from this game comes down to how offended you are by its content. Aimed squarely at an adult audience it may be, it makes no allowances for the Christian gamer. Unquestionably there is a fine, exciting game lurking underneath all the depravity on top, but it’s a personal decision whether or not committing so many virtual sins is worth the unique gaming excitement only "GTA3" can offer.
Title: You are right
Post by: guar on January 05, 2002, 12:57:44 PM
Where did you run across this site.They have to keep in mind that these are only games.Pretty funny
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Agnino on January 05, 2002, 01:34:41 PM
http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/games/2000/everquest2.jpg

HAHAHA..... this site is funny
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Agnino on January 05, 2002, 01:40:21 PM
I dont think this guy have touched this game at all........ pvp option on and off ? http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/games/2000/everquest.html
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Agnino on January 05, 2002, 01:43:22 PM
Quake 3:
"I played hours of it before the Lord sincerely convicted me to the heart about the sinful nature of the game."
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Andrew275 on January 05, 2002, 01:54:09 PM
lol. "Christian Gamers", hahaha.
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Unicron! on January 05, 2002, 02:22:04 PM
pfffff....:boom: pfffBOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laughing:
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: ooseven on January 05, 2002, 02:33:36 PM
prase the Lord for they are truley wise look what they gave Gran Turismo 3 A spec

GRAN TURISMO 3:
A-Spec
Genre: Racing Sim
Christian Rating: 4 of 5
   (slightly offensive)
Gameplay: 4 of 5
   (good)
Violence: 5 of 5
   (none)
Adult Content: 5 of 5
   (none)


Christian Rating: (slightly offensive) eh ?

it must of been the desire to collect more cars which is sinful you only need one car after all
:rolleyes:
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: THE EYE on January 05, 2002, 02:49:17 PM
...those folks just don´t know fun ! :p
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: ooseven on January 05, 2002, 03:01:31 PM
i stand corrected their "problem" with GT3 was with the sound track

so i sent in a comment and have to wait to see if they post it on the site.....

here\'s what i sent

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GT3 Sound track .......offensive ?

are you sure we are playing the same game ?

the sound track although coupled with a Few questionable choices of tracks ( i don\'t like radiohead and think the lead singer can\'t sing) was chosen to inspire the a sense of the race also you can barely hear it what with the noise of the realistic engine sounds an all
a bit harsh on that point.

every car was recorded from its real life version, the body work for each car took 2 weeks to model and what’s more there no blood (and amazing for a best seller these days)



also I am a moderator at a well known Playstation 2 site , I am hurt that you only gave it 4 out of 5 for game play

it\'s clearly a 5 !

please correct this and maybe you could say the music could offend but you can switch it off and just have the sound effects on and give this game full marks.

Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Unicron! on January 05, 2002, 03:37:02 PM
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Originally posted by ooseven
Christian Rating: (slightly offensive) eh ?


pfffff.... pfffBOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA::laughing:THESE GUYS ARE FUNNY!!!!!!


i stand corrected their "problem" with GT3 was with the sound track


ROCK MUSIC IS THE MUSIC OF THE DEVIL!!!!!PFFFBOUAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA


:laughing:
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Hawke on January 05, 2002, 03:38:26 PM
The sad thing is, this doesn\'t seem to be a joke. But it\'s funny! :p

:snore:
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: ooseven on January 05, 2002, 03:54:27 PM
For some strange reason DIABLO 2 didn\'t do very well at all.

Also the Giga Consept of basiclly all the Final Fantasy games has got the "goat" to.

better hope they didn\'t go and see the film ;)
oh and also i found this

looks like if you play a PS2 yor going to Hell !!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Good
(Family friendly - a good romping, fun time)
Title Developer Comment
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex Travellers Tales / Konami Crash is back for another adventure

Jak and Daxter Sony Sony lost Crash Bandicoot as a potential mascot. This may be their choice.

Tarzan Ubi Soft Think of skate boarding in the jungle.

Tony Hawk 3 Neversoft Sony is really pushing this title. Tony himself was here at E3 as well as a full invert half pipe where skaters and bikers showed their stuff to the delights of the crowd.

NCAA College Football 2002, Madden 2002, NHL 2002 EA Sports All nice games

The Bad
(Not so family friendly - contains violence, mature, or occult/new age references)
Title Developer Comment
Destiny Warriors Koei Typical fighting game

Kinetica Sony This clever racing title would be a "Good" game if it were not to the partial nudity of at least one character that I saw.

Onimusha Warlords Capcom Adventure game that is intense


The Ugly
(Family? Forget about it - name says it all.)
Title Developer Comment

Devil May Cry Capcom Your kids are going to literally beg you to get them this title. Take a good look at it before you do.
R
esident Evil Capcom The Resident Evil franchise is extremely popular and I suspect that this will continue on the PS2.

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty Konami I watched in horror the press promotional trailer for this game. Although it was am awesome display of animation, I could not shake the extreme violence and gore that it seemed to glorify.

Mortal Kombat 5 Midway Although this was not at E3, I would like to add it here to let you know that another MK installment is down the road. Won\'t this title ever go away?



FINAL COMMENTS
The PS2 had the most games at E3 and will most likely have the most games available in November when the XBOX, and Gamecube launch within 3 days of each other. This fact will make it a tempting buy.
The PS2 by far had the most horrific titles at E3. Just realize that with most systems, you can find that "diamond in the rough" game that is suitable for Christians and that provide quality entertainment the whole family can enjoy. With the PS2, you will just have to look a little harder.


i am shocked that their comments..... i mean i din\'t know we where going to get Mortal Kombat 5 for our PS2\'s :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Andrew275 on January 05, 2002, 04:01:14 PM
I hope that site is a joke. But either way, it\'s an example of the type of people I really don\'t like: the overly Christian people. The type that always make a point of letting you know they\'re Christian, won\'t look at violent TV shows because they\'re Christian, won\'t do this, won\'t do that... they are quite a pain.
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: ooseven on January 05, 2002, 04:06:24 PM
ok before i go to bed here is a quiz... what Console are they talking about here ?

please note thatthe actual name of the company/console is replaced by {blank}

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FINAL COMMENTS
This system rocks. For Christians this is the unit to get. I know that all of the games are not perfectly family friendly, but of all of the game manufactures, {blank}seems to have the family and family values at the heart of their focus. Hold on now before you get too excited. This time around, {blank}is going to try and shake their "kiddie" image in efforts to make a splash with college kids and young adults. In fact, the cash bovine {blank}, was barely even present at E3. You will see in the coming months, {blank}market games that they would not have in the past. You will also most likely see a marketing campaign that is more gritty. I would not let this detract you all that much for two reasons. First, the other systems will be worse and secondly, {blank} has NEVER marketed their adult titles to kids or anything that kids would typically get their hands on. In fact, you can not even get to them on {blank}.
I respect that.

{blank}, arrogant as always, swaggered its way with lackluster fanfare and limited game titles into the biggest gaming convention in the world during the most pivotal and competitive gaming system generation of all time, and walked away the overwhelming favorite; it didn\'t even break a sweat.


Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Kimahri on January 05, 2002, 04:10:14 PM
heh, its obviously Nintendo:D
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: ooseven on January 05, 2002, 04:12:45 PM
the very strange thing is that they said that Big N owned E3 2001

Strange i don\'t seam to remember that ?

maybe the Metal Gear Solid 2 trailer shocked the Christian reviewer soo much that he had to be rushed to hospital and was forced to make up what he SAW ;)
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Unicron! on January 05, 2002, 04:35:51 PM
I am sure these guys are going to heaven but we are going to hell because we play MGS2,DMC,RE etc.

Bah.I see people that go to church and pretend they deticate their lives to God.But they are the biggest hypocrites in the world.They even fool theirselves.

Besides.Isnt it a good thing to kill devils,zombies,satans in games??I mean,hey we many times want to kick satans ass.And we can express this in games.Arent we with the God\'s site?

;)
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: ooseven on January 05, 2002, 04:39:07 PM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
I am sure these guys are going to heaven but we are going to hell because we play MGS2,DMC,RE etc.

Bah.I see people that go to church and pretend they deticate their lives to God.But they are the biggest hypocrites in the world.They even fool theirselves.

Besides.Isnt it a good thing to kill devils,zombies,satans in games??I mean,hey we many times want to kick satans ass.And we can express this in games.Arent we with the God\'s site?

;)


too true mate

ii mean if we don\'t keep the virtual Zombie population down then it leaves the Earth open for Attack !

remember Sparta from DMC rebeled against the under world to fight on the side of light !

hmmm just like Angel in the TV series
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: RichG on January 05, 2002, 04:46:01 PM
LOL what a cool site. :)
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: IronFist on January 05, 2002, 11:05:07 PM
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i am shocked that their comments..... i mean i din\'t know we where going to get Mortal Kombat 5 for our PS2\'s :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Er, um, we are.  Late this year.  The Xbox and NGC are getting it too.
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: ooseven on January 06, 2002, 01:43:40 AM
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Originally posted by IronFist

Er, um, we are.  Late this year.  The Xbox and NGC are getting it too.


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooseven burns his PS2 , smashes his PC with a fire AX and shouts .... Ill never play another Game as long as i LIVE :mad:.
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: rage_42 on January 06, 2002, 03:27:34 AM
man these proably the same people who said dbz was santanic and pokemon is eviel well if you look for eviel you will find it and yes i am a christian and proably wouldnt buy the game because i have small children dont want them think its ok to do those things but its every ones right to choose to play or not
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Rick on January 06, 2002, 03:29:55 AM
I think I\'ve worked out why GT3 is classed as slightly offensive in christian rating for gameplay.

If you play it on a sunday, that would make sense!!! Hell, I\'m playing it right now, guess its people like me that cause these gameplay ratings to drop!!!
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: SonyFan on January 06, 2002, 05:32:09 AM
Umm, Since when have the Taliban started becoming game reviewers? Seriously tho, I wonder if they know that even god plays Everquest? I\'m sure if he ever met them online he\'d end up massacring their characters and then sayin, "Lighten up.. it\'s just a fukkin game people. All I ask is that you love, respect, and acknowlage me.. there\'s no need to get anal about it. Sheesh."
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Liquid Wesker on January 08, 2002, 02:24:39 AM
everything is atleaste slightly offensive, even sheep raider(a kiddie game)

i read some reviews n almost everygame\'s got something occultic in it.  that place would probably piss their pants if they reviewed devil may cry
Title: some crazy reviews
Post by: Unicron! on January 08, 2002, 07:52:02 AM
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Originally posted by The_Rickster
I think I\'ve worked out why GT3 is classed as slightly offensive in christian rating for gameplay.

If you play it on a sunday, that would make sense!!! Hell, I\'m playing it right now, guess its people like me that cause these gameplay ratings to drop!!!


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