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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on January 09, 2002, 10:13:07 AM
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OK. If you got this email, don\'t be a penis and give all the answers. You can PM me and I can tell you how many you have right.
(1) There\'s one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn\'t been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them.
(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?
(9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
(10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six.
(11) It\'s the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
(12) Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S."
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(1) There\'s one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
Pin the Tail on the Donkey!!
(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Rosie O\'Donnell
(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
The Corn\'s on my feet, and the Cauliflower in my ear.
(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
A California guy with no pants.
(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn\'t been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
Employment quota\'s
(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them.
Awww DWAT the soap fell down the DWAIN!!
(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?
A- to F
(9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
....Right after the Los Angeles part....
(10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six.
Under the shirt, french kiss, ass grabbin....
(11) It\'s the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
That California guy......again
(12) Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S."
Sh*t....cause I kicked that guy a little too hard...
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That was some funny Hoo-Haa stuff.
Do we get something if we answer them all???
like a weekend at your house (all expenses paid)
I live near you, ya know...
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I PMed them to you. I wonder how many I actually got right.
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Originally posted by Videoholic
OK. If you got this email, don\'t be a penis and give all the answers. You can PM me and I can tell you how many you have right.[/b]
(1) There\'s one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
Chess is considered a sport in most places, dont ask me, it just is.
(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Niagra Falls? since the land beneath it is constantly erroding. but then again, that could be any waterfall.
(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
There are alot more than two.
Pacific spinach, moringa, sweet potato, bitter melon, sissoo, spinach, garlic chives, asparagus,
horseradish, rhubarb, etc
(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Duh, america\'s pastime. Football! :D just kidding, baseball.
(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Strawberry?
(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn\'t been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
The put the bottle over the baby pear, and let the pear grow into the bottle.
(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them.
Dwarf,dweeb?dwindle,dwell
(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?
Period, comma, exclation mark, question mark, colon, semi colon, dash, hypen, quotes, brackets,
parenthesis, braces, apostrophe... that\'s 13 biznatch
(9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
because they were the minnisota or minneapolis lakers at one time...and since MN is the state of 1001 lakes :)
(10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six.
hit by pitch, base-hit, catcher interference, passed ball on 3rd strike, fielder\'s choice, and balk w/ bases
loaded
(11) It\'s the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
Lettuce? I\'ve never seen canned lettuce.
(12) Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S."
Shoe, sock, sandals, snow shoes?, ski\'s, skates
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Titan 3
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Luckee is a penis, but at least I don\'t have to check PMs anymore.
#1 is wrong, but I think the rest are right. I just glanced at it though.
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Im da man!!! :D:D:D:D:D
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Is #1 boxing? I don\'t know if thats right but whatever.
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Originally posted by DarkchimP
Is #1 boxing? I don\'t know if thats right but whatever.
thats my second guess.
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Can\'t number one be alot of things?
Figure skating and Olympic Diving for example.
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Can\'t number one be alot of things?
Figure skating and Olympic Diving for example.
No becasue the scores are announced before the event is officially over. :)
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Yeah, it was boxing.
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wow...