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Title: Check this out!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bozco on January 12, 2002, 06:33:32 PM: Best....site.....ever, its hilarious
Real Ninjas (http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm)

Make sure to check out the scripts
Title: Check this out!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SER on January 12, 2002, 06:50:46 PM: OMFG!!!!!!

Absolutely hilarious!! The third script is the best ever! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Everyone should check this site out...... NOW!!!
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Post by: SwifDi on January 12, 2002, 10:44:55 PM: Yep, that locks it, UCLA is full of retards. :laughing:
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Post by: Bozco on January 13, 2002, 12:21:27 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Yep, that locks it, UCLA is full of retards. :laughing:

Yep, that was probably some class project, they probably just had to make a site and they decided to make it absolutely hilarious
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Post by: Coredweller on January 13, 2002, 12:34:20 AM: OK,

If you liked that, then you MUST read this:

Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-workers (http://www.theonion.com/onion3535/disgruntled_ninja.html)
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Post by: Bozco on January 13, 2002, 01:00:40 AM: Both are great, the pic of one of stealth kills by Tenchumaru was great, same with the work photo
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Post by: Gollum on January 13, 2002, 02:06:03 AM: haha check out his message boards

hillarious crazy ****ers

Quote
Subject: Japanese girls!

Author:
Anton

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Date Posted: 02:29:01 01/12/02 Sat

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Japanese girls are called geishas. Ninjas don\'t get geishas because they don\'t have anymoney. Also, geishas don\'t have sex, they just pour tea. I like tea. I drink 5 cups a day so i can be a geisha even though im a guy. Geishas are better than ninjas because they have better outfits and makeup.
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Post by: Kimahri on January 13, 2002, 12:54:49 PM: Quote
-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Lmao, that shtuff was hilarious.
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Post by: Soul Reaver on January 13, 2002, 01:09:02 PM: LOL :laughing:

I liked the story about the biggest boner ever killing everybody..

It\'s so sweet and tottaly cool that I almost crapped my pants!
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Post by: Sublimesjg on January 13, 2002, 05:58:56 PM: ahhh where is the all powerful

WTF smilie when you need it

all this stuff has been great and the work photo from the onion was funny because i didnt see the guy at first
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Post by: SmallLady on January 14, 2002, 03:23:28 AM: I just can\'t believe that so many people actually can\'t see that it\'s a joke... They get so mad.

But yeah.... best site ever ^_^

Ninjas can breathe underwater, u know.
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Post by: Hawke on January 14, 2002, 04:24:37 AM: According to Aikidofaqs:

Ninja:
A rather confused individual who
likes sneaking around
at night in his pajamas.

I wants to be a ninja too...

I could fly, breathe underwater, climb walls effortlessly, use a ruler as a lethal weapon if need be, move without making any noises, and totally flip out without any warning!

Funny site, maybe I should try to make somekinda ninja photo-spoof and send it there, could be fun :p
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Post by: SmallLady on January 14, 2002, 08:32:57 AM: Yeah, let\'s do it together, u know how ninja-like I am :)
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Post by: Bozco on January 14, 2002, 11:35:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SmallLady
Yeah, let\'s do it together, u know how ninja-like I am :)

You do have that thing for swords
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Post by: juslight on January 14, 2002, 12:03:46 PM: Wish I had a ninja costume, digital cam. & a week off of work.

I would take a pic of a ninja totaly fliping out in a grocery store line because the check-out idiot short-changed the ninja and the ninja takes two of the grocery seperators and uses them like nun-chuchs (sp?) then he runs over the display without even ripping the tabloid papers and then he swings the totaly sweet, self-made weapon and the force breaks the idiot in half while a guitar wails over the store\'s intercom and then the store BLOWS UP and the ninja is thrown clear of the danger and lands safely behind a Ninja motorcycle. Then this babe gets on the back of the bike and they both ride out of the burning parking-lot and jump over a minivan full of guard-dogs, then ALL of the guard-dogs explode and make wailing guitar sounds!!! SWEEEEET!!!!!

(I wish this guy had a mature cartoon deal!)
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Post by: SwifDi on January 14, 2002, 10:04:10 PM: Jackass should do something like that. Dress up Steve-O in a Ninja outfit and beat up customers. :laughing: