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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: MakgSnake on January 13, 2002, 02:10:01 AM
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(Ok Guys This Is Something Totally Different, Ive Never Tried This Before, And I Am Not Sure If This Thread Is Going To Work Or Not!, All U Have To Do Is Talk Like Normal But MAKE Sure It Rhymes. Ok...I\'ll Give Out First Try With An Example, One MORE THING If U Wanna Talk Without Rhyming, Make Sure U Put On Brackets)
(And PLEASE IF URE NOT GONNG RHYME, Dont Bother Posting Any Reply To It ...Cause The Rule To This Thread Is To Talk Just Like We Always Do But With Rhyming It All The Way) :)
I Like PS2Central Site, Its Really Really Nice
In A Day I Make Sure I Come Here More Then Twice
Lets Hope U Guys Get The Idea Of This Thread
All U Have To Do Is Rhyme
Its Not That Hard If U Give Ure Best
And Yeah, Give It A Little Time :)
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This thread is cool. I am a fool. Come my baby come come my baby you\'re my butterfly sugar baby. That was gay, but hey what the hey. Why do you have caps in the beginning of every word? That\'s so dumb like a drowning bird. :)
Okay I don\'t wanna spend too much time on this, so I\'m out like like a fish.:nerd:
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Wow, that was whack. I couldn\'t believe serrano tried to talk smack. Yo man, if you listen to me, I could put you ahead of the pack, instead of the back. I know you\'re a fool, but you don\'t need to drool. Just follow me and you\'ll be cool. Now don\'t get pissed, I\'m just playin\' with you, I ain\'t trying to piss you. I know I ain\'t a genius and I certainly are quite hanus, so I\'ll stop rhymin\' and start hidin\'.
Peace out, I\'ll be back, but for now, I\'m out. :D
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(That Was Nice :D)
Its really Really Nice
To See U People Try
I Thought It Would Not Work So Well
I Thought This Thread Will Die
I Think We Should Try More
To Rhyme And Talk And Talk
I Just Cant Stop Laughing
And I Seriously Cannot Walk
I Like What We Are Doing
I Like What We Have Done
Atleast Now We Will Use Our Minds
Unlike A Lazy Bum! :D :D
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this thread is quite funny,
im gonna eat some curry!!!
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Curry makes you fat
But I don\'t know, you can just exercise with a bat.
This thread isn\'t having too much participation, oh well
Who cares though right, I have something big in my pants thats swell...
:laughing:
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oy!
look at the boy
he trie so hard to rhyme the best
when all he does is skip lines like the rest
someone teach
before i have to get up and reach,
smack your face
put you in your place
you never saw it coming
you never saw me running
i brought it down on you
before you could do
SH!T
and thats it
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This is stupid, what a waste of time,
Thinking of words that have to rhyme,
This is lame, won\'t participate,
Wait a minute, oops, crap, too late.
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Look at this sad & pathetic site
all of us gaming nerds so pastey-white
trying to make up dope rymes about the things we know
like Mip maping, frame-rate slowdown & composite video.
If you\'ve posted in this thread like me
then it\'s probably too late you see??
You KNOW you download porn for free
because you\'re too broke to pay a fee.
If these signs do start to show
then give up hope cause now you know
ever since you were brought by the stork
you were born to be a Techno-dork.
;)
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look a FOX in SOX with POX playing NOX on the X BOX !
will that do ?
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I thought I\'d join in on the fun...
Well, better than looking in the sun.
It\'s just that every time I should start rhyming,
I hear bells in my head chiming.
Maybe it\'s because I\'m a lousy poet,
but hey, at least I admit it and know it.
I should just go away,
I think I have some good games to play.
And I can\'t even think of more things to say.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this forum is great and interesting too.
This post really does suck, but hey, I don\'t give a.... :)
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I don\'t ryhme,
right on time,
cause it\'s my dime,
to go out and dine,
so i pay my fine,
and see the sign,
the world is mine,
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This is funny but
on the contrary
I must have to say
That these forums have been dead all day
So some of you are boozers and
I\'ll head back to school with all the loosers
Get rejected for the 13th time
And I\'ll come back here to whine
You\'ll listen and pretend to care
But you\'re really pulling out your hair
I\'ve given up all hope with Nicole
If she says "Oh" one more time at a dance I\'ll tell her to go p!$$ up a flag pole!
And stealing this from SmallLady
She\'ll understand maybe
That I\'ve ran out of luck
But I\'m 15 and I shouldn\'t give a :eek:*censored*:eek:
I\'m done that\'s all I had to say
This is Bladez telling you have a good day.:D
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This thread sucks,
So I\'ll root for the Bucs,
My mind\'s amucks,
I\'m going to burn a Schnucks,
Merry Christmas, schmucks.
..hell..
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This is the first thread in off-topic that I auctually like.
But none of you fools have a future on a mic.
Stick to posting gibberish and topics people like to see
Cause none of you fools can rhyme like me
I could go on and on, probably even make this a song
But it’s just for fun so I’m going to go hit the bong
Man I’m already tweaked high as a kite
So I’ll end this little rhyme and make it tight
Shouts out to mm, I like his monkey pic
Everytime I see his post his up to his old tricks
Shouts out to ddaryl he\'s been around along time
Not once have I ever heard that brother whine
You newbs that are reading just know this
Not reading the newb FAQ’s is making us SICK!!!!
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I think this thread is cool, and I ain\'t no tool.
Ya\'ll are just fools, who can\'t get in the pool.
I can\'t believe all ya\'ll tried to freestyle,
even though ya know ya wanna to live my lifestyle.
I know ya\'ll wanna be thugged out freaks
but ya just end up being fu***d up geeks.
Please don\'t fret,
I didn\'t say no threat.
Some of you are alright,
but, damn, most of you can\'t do it right!
I heard the prez choked on a pretzel,
\'cause he saw a co*k that was double XL.
But, hey, it ain\'t no problem,
\'cause we all know he loves \'em.
Anyway, I can\'t stop dissin\'.
Is there something I\'m missin\'?
Maybe I just need some kissin\'! ;)
From now on, I\'ll try to do right,
but, I\'ll be back, alright?
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I once had a girlfriend named "honey"
she was fun to spoil with my money
but overnight she turned into a {censored}
she went with some other guy, who is a f*g
well since i got my t-bird i gotta go drag
:pissed:
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Anyone here listen to Fabolous?
\'Cause he is so fabulous!
Seriously though, I need a lot of dough!
Please answer my Q! ... or else I\'ma say F U! :)
Wow, that was whack! I deserve a smack!
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There once was a man from Nantucket
who\'s **ck was so long he could **ck it
as he said with a grin
while wiping his chin
If my ear was a **nt I would **ck it
completley unoriginal
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Originally posted by ddaryl
There once was a man from Nantucket
who\'s **ck was so long he could **ck it
as he said with a grin
while wiping his chin
If my ear was a **nt I would **ck it
completley unoriginal
:laughing:
LOL That is very Funny!
But man, I am badly in need of some punani! ;)
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Damn to those who didn\'t rhyme
In this thread thats considered a crime
But I\'m not gonna sit here and whine
For today I feel mighty fine
Although my favorite 49\'s
Are at home buying bags of dimes
However next year they will be back
So you doubters can lick my crack
And when your done there
You can eat my underwear
Cuz\' you\'all are really quite whack.
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Vapor Snakes mom got payed to get layed
I\'m gonna name our kid wade
Were gonna live in the everglades
We\'ll be forever happy
Without that crappy
Kid named Vapor snake
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, rude but funny, I only used you, vapor snake, because you\'re the one that posted before me
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Hey Bozco that was dumb
Whats that white stuff on your lip?
Looks like ***.
By the way your mom\'s boobies are fake,
and your a moron,
cuz\' in your last post,
nothing rhymed with Vapor Snake.
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through the night,
I take my fight,
Into the light,
the sun so bright,
I win the fight,
and sooth my plight,
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This thread needs more rhyming.
We don\'t need more whining.
I know it ain\'t wrong to be freestylin\',
\'cause all us ballers will be ruff ridin\'.
It\'s not like it\'s a crime,
it didn\'t cost more than a dime.
Later on I\'ll be drinking lemon lime,
and I\'ll be talking to my girl in my current line.
My girl and I will be freakin\' tonight,
just like the very last night.
I know all ya\'ll will do the same,
\'cause to us playaz,
it ain\'t nuthin\' but a game.
:D
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Hey SoulReaver got a newsflash
Put on some lotion
Clear up that ash
Now it is clear to see
That your are not black
And are as white as me.
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Hey Bozco that was dumb
Whats that white stuff on your lip?
Looks like ***.
By the way your mom\'s boobies are fake,
and your a moron,
cuz\' in your last post,
nothing rhymed with Vapor Snake.
That is some tight shi*,
I really hope you don\'t get hit.
Man, don\'t be like that,
just be yourself and don\'t act like a rat.
You know he was just playin\' with you
and really ain\'t f***ing with you.
So, let\'s all play fair,
while I braid my hair!
:fro:
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Hey SoulReaver got a newsflash
Put on some lotion
Clear up that ash
Now it is clear to see
That your are not black
And are as white as me.
Actually, I am half asian, half black.
Get your facts straight jack.
So, please don\'t try to dis me
\'cause your probably g*y,
and want to kiss me.
Ya gotta stop praisin\' yourself,
because you probably be poppin\' yourself.
No hard feelings kid,
but you really need to shut your lid.
I hope you learned sumthin\' from this,
because you really can\'t dis.
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Man, Soulreaver that was cool
Now I really look like a fool
My bad for being such an ass
Better start my homework
For my history class
But ya gotta admit
That if you were white
That last rhyme woulda been the ****.
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No problem, man, It\'s all good,
I\'ma go for now to get some food.
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Alright enjoy your food
Hope your eatin\' something good
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food and good don\'t rhyme
and that is a friggin crime
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I’m back with another rhyme I just couldn’t resist
Watch out my rhymes can get harder than a balled up fist
I’ll give the PG version since a lot of you are kids
Send me $19.95 for the explicit words with vids
Many of you don’t know I’m a poet in my spare time
So these words just flow like water drips coming from my mind
In case you guys don’t know the last word doesn’t have to rhyme
Amateur poets easily can get that confused sometimes
Man I’ve started going deep with this one read the next line
It was all supposed to be fun and just a way to waste time
Any of you need lessons on how to write rhymes
Just let me know and I tutor you newbs but charge for my time.
This is the first thread in off-topic that I actually like.
But none of you fools have a future on the mic.
Stick to posting gibberish and topics people like to see
Cause none of you fools can rhyme like me
I could go on and on, probably even make this a song
But it’s just for fun so I’m going to go hit the bong
Man I’m already tweaked high as a kite
So I’ll end this little rhyme and make it tight
Shouts out to mm, I like his monkey pic
Every time I see his post he’s up to his old tricks
Shouts out to ddaryl he\'s been around along time
Not once have I ever heard that brother whine
You newbs that are reading just know this
Not reading the newb FAQ’s is making us SICK!!!!
There is no test this rhyme was the best ^^
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(Food and good do rhyme if you pronounce good "gude" :laughing:)
Dajo,
If I was a poet I wouldn\'t brag
Cuz\' if your a poet
Than your a ***.
Sorry, didn\'t mean to bag
But I got tired of hearing you brag
Excuse me I if I don\'t spend my time
Writing poems about roses and wine
But I got better things to do
Like playing b-ball
and PS2
;)
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Originally posted by Dajo4
I?m back with another rhyme I just couldn?t resist
Watch out my rhymes can get harder than a balled up fist
I?ll give the PG version since a lot of you are kids
Send me $19.95 for the explicit words with vids
Many of you don?t know I?m a poet in my spare time
So these words just flow like water drips coming from my mind
In case you guys don?t know the last word doesn?t have to rhyme
Amateur poets easily can get that confused sometimes
Man I?ve started going deep with this one read the next line
It was all supposed to be fun and just a way to waste time
Any of you need lessons on how to write rhymes
Just let me know and I tutor you newbs but charge for my time.
This is the first thread in off-topic that I actually like.
But none of you fools have a future on the mic.
Stick to posting gibberish and topics people like to see
Cause none of you fools can rhyme like me
I could go on and on, probably even make this a song
But it?s just for fun so I?m going to go hit the bong
Man I?m already tweaked high as a kite
So I?ll end this little rhyme and make it tight
Shouts out to mm, I like his monkey pic
Every time I see his post he?s up to his old tricks
Shouts out to ddaryl he\'s been around along time
Not once have I ever heard that brother whine
You newbs that are reading just know this
Not reading the newb FAQ?s is making us SICK!!!!
There is no test this rhyme was the best ^^
I don\'t need no tutor, I already have superior skills.
Besides I can\'t afford you because of those freakin\' bills.
You do make impressive rhymes,
but without fame you can\'t make a dime.
I know poems don\'t generally need to rhyme,
but they aren\'t just as cool if they don\'t have a chime.
You can\'t even relate to my cool lines,
you\'re just a waste of my time.
ddaryl, ya know it ain\'t a crime.
\'cause you very well know it freakin\' rhymes.
It depends on how you make the musical beat.
Give it time and you may feel the heat.
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There was this guy who wanted cookies
He went to the store to get a bunch
He found out they ran out
So he just got a bag of beef jerky
After that he got some drinks
He skipped the candy section
He ran out of the store without paying
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Originally posted by serrano007
There was this guy who wanted cookies
He went to the store to get a bunch
He found out they ran out
So he just got a bag of beef jerky
After that he got some drinks
He skipped the candy section
He ran out of the store without paying
Err
Wow, that is very... poetic..
It really isn\'t very... heretic..
Some people might think it\'s very adoring,
but I really think it\'s quite boring. :D
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I like cookies too
Almost like it\'s Hanukah
And I\'m a jew
Story sounds familiar though
Sure the kid wasn\'t serrano?
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I am a poet
I like to do rhymes
Just like this poem is full of it
I\'m am good
Don\'t even try to beat this
You suck
Don\'t drive me to the edge
Or else I might unleash the fury
I am the greatest warrior alive
Thanks be to the person who made Diet Pepsi
Bye
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No comment to the post above
I ain\'t gonna hate, just gonna love
But you know who I think is the best?
Linkin Park
They dominate the rest!
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
No comment to the post above
I ain\'t gonna hate, just gonna love
But you know who I think is the best?
Linkin Park
They dominate the rest!
You technically commented to the post above by saying no comment
Oh well that\'s your choice
I choose to rhyme
I am the best at it
Ok no more
I am spamming
Who cares
I do
Really?
Ok fine then
I\'ll stop
Later
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Why, why, why is serrano the greatest poet alive?
Is it his dashing good looks?
Or is it his newfound ability to actually read books?
Is it because he is able to use highly destructive guns?
Or is it his very firm buns?
We may never know why serrano is the greatest poet alive.
But, one thing is for sure, my replacement PS2 will never arrive.
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Originally posted by Soul Reaver
Why, why, why is serrano the greatest poet alive?
Is it his dashing good looks?
Or is it his newfound ability to actually read books?
Is it because he is able to use highly destructive guns?
Or is it his very firm buns?
We may never know why serrano is the greatest poet alive.
But, one thing is for sure, my replacement PS2 will never arrive.
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Soul, Soul, Soul
Your freakin\' me out man
Sounds like you and serrano
Are a bunch of butt fans
But I\'m not gonna clown
Cuz\' I ain\'t no hero
And I\'m two posts away
from ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO
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Originally posted by Soul Reaver
I don\'t need no tutor, I already have superior skills.
Besides I can\'t afford you because of those freakin\' bills.
You do make impressive rhymes,
but without fame you can\'t make a dime.
I know poems don\'t generally need to rhyme,
but they aren\'t just as cool if they don\'t have a chime.
You can\'t even relate to my cool lines,
you\'re just a waste of my time.
ddaryl, ya know it ain\'t a crime.
\'cause you very well know it freakin\' rhymes.
It depends on how you make the musical beat.
Give it time and you may feel the heat.
I was feeling your first three lines
But after that it was a huge waste of my time
Don\'t try and match my poetic lyrical skills
And dont worry first tutoring is free I know you got bills
I do it for fun not fame just thrills
I\'m not here to bag on anyone
But Vapor you need watch who your calling a fag son
Pc is fuked so I gotta run.
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Soul, Soul, Soul
Your freakin\' me out man
Sounds like you and serrano
Are a bunch of butt fans
But I\'m not gonna clown
Cuz\' I ain\'t no hero
And I\'m two posts away
from ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO
I\'m just playin\' around with you all,
I ain\'t no freak that wants to play with his left ball.
I was bored and had a lot of freetime,
so I figured I really should rhyme.
Anyway, I don\'t care about my number of posts.
I\'ll rather go outside and make chicken roasts.
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Originally posted by Dajo4
I was feeling your first three lines
But after that it was a huge waste of my time
Don\'t try and match my poetic lyrical skills
And dont worry first tutoring is free I know you got bills
I do it for fun not fame just thrills
I\'m not here to bag on anyone
But Vapor you need watch who your calling a fag son
Pc is fuked so I gotta run.
No one calls me a waste of time,
your just jealous \'cause you can\'t make a rhyme.
You say you do it for the thrills?
Sit down old man, and take your pills.
You might get a heart attack,
maybe your just a baby and need similac.
Soon enough, you\'ll find out who\'s boss,
after that you\'ll be running like Randy Moss.
Peace out, fool.
Your keepin\' it oldschool,
while I\'m bringing it to the newschool.
This was fun, now I gotta run. :)
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Chicken is finger lickin great
Deep fried, Roasted, Smoked or baked
Man, it\'s almost ten and getting late
Sux I got school tommorrow morn
Aw what the hell, just one more site of porn
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i like to eat steaks
on my lunch breaks
feels so good
like bare feet on wood
not too fast, not too slow
better chill before you go
because when you eat real quick
its hard like a ****** swallowing ****
and poking toosh
just make sure to chew unlike bush
k im done now
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Oh, ok...what the hell?
This posting in here, I dunno what to tell?
You all got dope ryhmes, that\'s easy to see,
But when you try to compete, don\'t f*** wit me.
These forums are great, it isn\'t comparable,
To all the other forums, they\'re just terrible.
I gotsa go now, all you homie-g\'s,
If you want more of this s***, don\'t beg me, pleez.
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Burnin\' rubber, driving the wrong lane
tryin\' not to get all the pedestrians slain
Switchin\' on my boost, missing a Transit not by far
the speed numbs me, but it\'s time to show I\'m up to the par
150 miles per hour,
many might cower,
but I have the power,
this ain\'t drivin\' a lawnmower.
Losin\' control, doin\' spins,
crashin\' to more cars than John Goodman has chins.
I\'ve been overtook, my world\'s shook,
I take my meanest look, and try to ram that crook.
I force him into a truck, \'is car crumbles into a raisin,
I don\'t feel like a schmuck, he didn\'t know who he was tailin\'
But my plan had a flaw, it was then that I saw,
that I was hurtling towards a wall, I was gonna fall.
I finished third, felt ashamed,
I gave it my best and still miserably failed.
I almost flipped out, like a ninja might,
but it\'s only Burnout, a game I play every night.
It\'s a rush! (now I\'ll just go hush)
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I can\'t rhyme
So cya later
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Blah blah blah, that\'s what you all say.
All your rhymes are rather g*y!
I know ya\'ll wanna just be like me.
I fly like a butterfly, yet sting like a bee.
Please sit down Evis, you really do impress me.
But damn yo, you didn\'t need to dis me.
Now, please don\'t close this thread,
just because you didn\'t get head.
You better sit down and listen, if you want to get ahead.
You deserve props though, for being alright,
but, don\'t ever dis this site,
or else I\'ll strike back with a bite.
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I came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain. So take your ps2, stuff it in your shoe, and smoke some crack. Aight den
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damn look at this mess
all over my shoe i must confess
i sat down to take a crap
must have been comphy and took a nap
now i wake up only to see
that while i was napping i had to pee
and that pee it went all over my shoe
damn i hate this but at least it aint poo
dang straight
:p
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Man this used to seem cool
But now I just feel like a fool
Few more hours, and it\'s time for bed
Come on mods, close this thread.
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"Edited for Content"..............:p
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There is no reason to close this thread at this time,
No one in here did any crime.
Let\'s just see what happens right now,
And if it gets out of hand, don\'t have a cow.
We\'re all havin\' just a little fun in here.
If you\'re scared get under the covers,
With humor like Sublimesjg and many others,
You should just lay back, and maybe chill,
Heck! We got a little time to kill.......
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I See U Trying Very Hard
I See U Trying Well
I See Uve Got So Many Posts
Or U Did That Through A Spell
Weather Or Not People Like This Thread
Its Really Hard To Tell
I Myself Cant Think Anymore
As Its Getting Hard For Me As Well
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Before i go off and play
medal of honour for the rest of the day
I\'d thought i\'d check and have a look
at what new threads you buggers cook
and now i found this rhymie one
of which i just had to add
but a couple of lines of this crap
is all i really had.
StAnZo
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Wow! These forums are alive and kicking
I\'m done with all this bickering
My day could have been better
Because the schools food tastes like leather
I\'m sitting here at my computer listening to Staind
While our fish died and my mom is living in vain
Well I\'d have to Soul Reaver knows how to rhyme
And his are better than mine
Well I\'m gonna being rooting for da Bears this Saturday
"Hoping the make the Super Bowl" is what I say
Well the only one rhyme I saw that stinks
Was that one by the newbie jinxx:D
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Man, these ryhmes are getting worse,
It\'s almost like a stupid curse.
Just to read these posts, it makes me cry,
If I read any more, I think I\'ll die.
Come on people, try a little more,
Cuz you\'re killing me, I\'m on the floor.
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(This is turning out to sound like a bad Dr. Seuss book)
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
(This is turning out to sound like a bad Dr. Seuss book)
Yeah it is. It\'ll be gone soon...
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Holy crap, first time I got edited! LMAO!
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I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them on a boat or while riding a goat
and if this thread continues to stay afloat
I will have to cut somebody\'s throat :eek:
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Samwsie and ooseven are at the road side after they came of their motorbike.
Samwise "We just fell of our HONDA"
ooseven " my legs are in that tree"
Samwsie " i see your wareing those shoes again"
ooseven " the ones from Italy !"