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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ooseven on January 19, 2002, 12:04:59 PM

Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: ooseven on January 19, 2002, 12:04:59 PM: ok i know its an idea stolen from So i married an Axe murrder but hey i think it will be fun.

ok heres what we do i start it of withsomething that is bad that could happen to you and finish it with OR and then its up to the next person to think of something Worse and so on and so on etc etc ......

the trick is to keep the chain going with ever more increasing worse things that could happen to you.

anyway here we go

Whats worse, your dream Job of being a Games tester comes true, but when you show up on your first day, you realise your contracted for 5 years to playtest ARMY MEN GAMES .......... OR
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Titan on January 19, 2002, 01:33:47 PM: getting a job testplaying X-Box games.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: theomen on January 19, 2002, 04:42:45 PM: what\'s worse being re-encarnated as Brittney Spears child, and being a bottle baby, or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Luke on January 19, 2002, 05:13:08 PM: being a bears fan..... or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Stupid Mop on January 19, 2002, 05:15:36 PM: being Vapor Snake. Or?
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Titan on January 19, 2002, 05:26:33 PM: being Stupid Mop :p
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Stupid Mop on January 19, 2002, 05:29:28 PM: Being someone who\'s never experienced cuddling or been on a date
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Titan on January 19, 2002, 05:34:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Stupid Mop
Being someone who\'s never experienced cuddling or been on a date

That\'s a low blow. I wish I had more dirt on you.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Stupid Mop on January 19, 2002, 05:46:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Titan

That\'s a low blow. I wish I had more dirt on you.

I\'m a mop so there is a lot of dirt on me
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: theomen on January 19, 2002, 06:35:59 PM: what\'s worse being drug naked, backwards through a corn field, or....
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Delphian on January 19, 2002, 06:43:43 PM: ...being dragged naked, forwards through a corn field?
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Titan on January 19, 2002, 06:47:45 PM: or being hit naked with a combine while being draged.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Stupid Mop on January 19, 2002, 07:02:28 PM: particapating in pointless games on a forum while you could be doing much better things with your life.... Or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: ddaryl on January 19, 2002, 07:04:21 PM: playing silly forum games knowing that there isn\'t nothing better in your life or,
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Titan on January 19, 2002, 07:04:45 PM: not having a life.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: theomen on January 19, 2002, 07:06:17 PM: having a pointless game on a video game forum be the highlight of your week, or...
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Titan on January 19, 2002, 07:10:48 PM: starting up another stupid game on a videogame forum.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Proud To Be on January 19, 2002, 11:31:36 PM: ...being hung by fifteen different hooks in your back a couple inches deep through you skin while being poked with razor sharp peices of metal in your face. Getting scalped and skinned, then being dipped in a tank and salt water, then having each differnt limb cut off while your still alive untill you bleed to death.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: ooseven on January 20, 2002, 03:52:20 AM: Being a First Class mod and having to watch over your bunch of Morons OR.

;)
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Titan on January 20, 2002, 07:46:07 AM: being one of these morons.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: kopking on January 20, 2002, 02:36:57 PM: or having be locked in a room, and there some sh!t in the corner........ or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Sublimesjg on January 20, 2002, 02:44:13 PM: . . .or losing your balls and never being able to get to have sex again . . .yea now whats freaking worse then that one. . .maybe bobbo will know :p
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: ooseven on January 20, 2002, 02:50:47 PM: Waking up in Quddus Body with no means of Escape ......OR !
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: kopking on January 20, 2002, 02:52:39 PM: after a heavy night drinking, that sexy girl you took home called, called sharon actually turns out to be called Rn, and there you was thinking you was lucky as she let you do her up her brown hole!!!

or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: SER on January 20, 2002, 11:10:50 PM: being 800 pounds and losing your breath just by lifting up a finger.

OR
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Soul Reaver on January 21, 2002, 08:39:03 AM: ... being 80 pounds and losing your breath before having wild sex with 2 girls.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: kopking on January 21, 2002, 10:29:32 AM: having about 6 girls really wanting it, and you cant get it up!!!

and then they tell everyone!!!

or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Soul Reaver on January 21, 2002, 10:31:10 AM: ... having about 6 guys really wanting it and you accidentally got it up! Then they tell 2 more guys to join!

or...
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: kopking on January 21, 2002, 10:33:26 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Soul Reaver
... having about 6 guys really wanting it and you accidentally got it up! Then they tell 2 more guys to join!

or...

rofl, i actually laughed out load when i red that!!! congrats:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

getting fingered by a elephant while you have piles
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Sublimesjg on January 21, 2002, 12:30:29 PM: or having sex with hot ass women that use to be a ugly ass skanky. . .guy. . ahhh the horror he use to be ugly j.k :p
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: kopking on January 21, 2002, 12:31:57 PM: losing the winning lottery ticket

or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Soul Reaver on January 21, 2002, 12:38:19 PM: ... losing your condom while having sex.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Sublimesjg on January 21, 2002, 12:39:46 PM: pulling out and finding the condom was somehow turned inside out and is still on your **** :p
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Soul Reaver on January 21, 2002, 12:48:14 PM: ... or pulling out and finding the condom was somehow just a rubber balloon that says "Happy Birthday" and suddenly realizing your friends did a dirty prank on you.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: kopking on January 21, 2002, 12:49:56 PM: or

that the condom has burst, now you gotta wait to see if she is pregnant, and you was just gonna leave the relationship!!

or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Soul Reaver on January 21, 2002, 12:59:51 PM: ... you find out she was your long lost cousin and your parents are about to visit your place.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: kopking on January 21, 2002, 01:23:37 PM: when they came round, no one awnsered, and they saw you and that girl ( who turned out to be your male cousin) at it!!!!

or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Soul Reaver on January 21, 2002, 01:26:51 PM: ...when no one awnsered, they came around and they saw you and that girl, who turns out to be your male cousin, having sex, they joined you!

:crap:
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: kopking on January 21, 2002, 01:28:23 PM: but your mum actually turned out to be a man, she had a sexchange, and you was adopted
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: ooseven on January 21, 2002, 01:50:21 PM: you descover that your Father is the Head of an Evil orginastion, who has plans to take over the world, and you haven\'t meet him yet becasue hes cryogenely frozen orditing the Earth.
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Soul Reaver on January 21, 2002, 02:09:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ooseven
you descover that your Father is the Head of an Evil orginastion, who has plans to take over the world, and you haven\'t meet him yet becasue hes cryogenely frozen orditing the Earth.

*cough* RIP-OFF *cough*

;)
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: theomen on January 21, 2002, 02:48:46 PM: waking up after a night of wild sex, u roll over and see your mother in bed next to you, or.....
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: kopking on January 22, 2002, 12:21:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by theomen
waking up after a night of wild sex, u roll over and see your mother in bed next to you, or.....

it aint your mum, but your dad!!!!!

or
Title: Whats worse ?
Post by: Soul Reaver on January 22, 2002, 12:25:57 PM: ... realizing we have wasted a good portion of our lives in this thread and your own mom and dad, who for some unknown reason is in bed with you, says to you that you are a mistake and your life is nothing but utter garbage.

:snore: