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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Bozco on January 30, 2002, 11:42:55 AM
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Ok, let me lay out the whole deal. I\'m in a tech prep thing with my school and the only chicks in it are fat and scary. Well this one chick in it that is like my height but weights 225 pounds thinks she can beat my ass. Shes unathletic, basically shes just fat. But she also drives me crazy cause shes so damn annoying. Today I ripped on her in front of the whole class, well she said she was going to beat my ass after class. I told her if she did start beating me I would fight back. She then went on to challenge me in a boxing match. This is where the question comes in. I\'m an athletic guy, I weigh about 145 and I bench like 175.
Should I
a. Just say I won\'t box her because shes a chic and let her think I\'m afraid
or
b. Beat her ass
or
c. Get down on one knee and ask the Great big Orca to marry me
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Sounds like you need to Dr. Ruth for this talking about beating ass? Keep your personal problems to yourself! jk:D
Just box her dude that way you really can\'t say you punched her with a straight fist see?
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Dood she is gonna lay the pain on you.. Trust me.. its not worth it, cause your not gonna want to hit her, and if you do she is either gonna cry a little or beat your ass......
Shoalin master once say avoid fight and avoid humiliation either way...
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i would normally dont hit a girl, but i think you should whoop that fat ass
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I say accept her challenge to box, then just dance around the ring until she passes out from being too fat.
Then the Shoalin master will look at her and say...
"I can\'t believe it\'s not Buddha" :laughing:
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Hey, just do some arm wrestling! :p
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I wouldnt fight, it would be too embarrising to fight a girl. i would just joke the hell out of her fat ass!!! the closest thing i\'ll do related to fighting is pushing her, that would scare her enough! i suppose...;)
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ok dude heres what i think you should do...
if your certain she couldnt kick your ass, and i mean CERTAIN, agree to the fight, then just f!uck around with her... let her hit you a few times... let her get her morale up... im talking like 5 minutes of her hitting you... act like you dont wanna fight and your scared and stuff... be like " i dont wanna hit you i dont wanna hit you"
then... just when she thinks shes kicking your ass...
POW, hit her in her big fat gut and put her down and walk away.
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**** the bird nearly ways as much as me and Im 6ft 3 and solid. Id just hit her once and make shaw it knocks her out. Well actually I dont think its ever right to hit a girl.
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forget about all the "shouldn\'t hit woman" crap
she ask for it man, beat her damn fatty chessy ass!!!:p
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Im trying to get a picture of her, how tall is she. Shes about 18 stone if my match is right. Please tell me shes about 6ft at least. She needs to be
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Ya come on equality for women, they wanna be equal with men, they cant use that lame excuse of not hittimg a women, i mean, its not right to hit anyone under normal circumstances, but come on, shes asking for it!!!
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I\'m a girl, and I still say, kill fatty, kill fatty!
Oh yeah, and dont forget to kill fatty!
yahooooo
Btw, did I mention that you should kill fatty???
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You guys are turning me into a bad guy :), the reason I dont hit girls is because Im very big and very strong and girls generally arnt. but this girl sounds like she is a beast and out weighs you big time so i guess you could teach her a leason and spark her out. But make shaw she doesn\'t put her weight behind a punch or your going down my friend.
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I\'M WITH Luke
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Originally posted by Lean_And_Mean
the reason I dont hit girls is because Im very big and very strong
well hey there hot stuff.
wanna date?
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All females are accepted and welcome to date, one rule I must see some action or get the impression action will come very soon :). And if you fit that description come over to England and Ill show you my new bed, just to get your opinion on the covers, no really :)
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*Hands Luke a Blonde wig and some Lipstick* ~Whistles~
I say agree to the fight, and then just do shyt like armlocks and holds and things like that. Make her look like an idiot by just defending yourself, and wearing her out. Tease her a little bit too. Don\'t play her game, make her play yours. Not like I\'m one to talk though, I came pretty close to bashing this one bytchs head against the chalk tray in class and rubbing her face against the brick wall likka cheese grater.
Turns out, we had detention together a week later, started talking about why they should legalize weed to the Librairian, and ended up being friends. Go figure.
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hashish brought me together with a few of my current mates aswell
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Silly to fight a girl. But if u do choose to challenge her....... just go for her fingers, easy target, and it hurts bad.
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Tell her if she starts hitting you, you\'ll grab her tits. :smokin:
then if she don\'t turn red, you can bed the fat whale
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She is either very stupid or is lying. I mean a girl challenging a guy to a match. I think you should smear her and smear her good(if she even goes through with it). I think you will be just fine if she doesn\'t put her weight into one of those punches like that one cool dude said. I would start teasing her good and making her feel really stupid just before the fight to get her nice and pissed then while she is so angry and can\'t think very well flatten her
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Survery says, yeah do the fight. I just hope she doesn\'t back down now. I\'m gonna go for the Luke approach on it. Let her hit me for a little while and dance around than BAM!!!. She thinks I\'m weak just because shes some lard ass. Its probably because most all the guys in my class are taller than me, I\'m 5\'8 and they\'re all 6\'0"-6\'4" so I guess I just look small, but in reality I lift weights and run. Time to get the boxing gloves from my friend, its on!!!!!!!
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dude beat her down I know you can do it
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Originally posted by Super San
dude beat her down I know you can do it
Its no question if I can beat her down, its just how stupid I can make her look.:D
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dude I know you can make her look bad she has already made herself look bad tell me all the details when it is over
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It\'s a lose-lose situation.
Your first mistake was insulting her in the first place. So what if she\'s annoying? Let her have her kicks, at least you walk away the better man without saying anything. Second of all, no matter how fat or how stupid a woman becomes, you never hit them. Sorry to say this, but if you hit her, you\'re a womanizer, if you don\'t, you\'re a coward. You should wash your hands of this somehow.
All the people on here seem to be saying that hitting a woman is the perfect solution to it all... maybe to a couple of high school buddies, but I don\'t think it\'s a good thing no matter what. Just my opinion, maybe I\'m just too old fashioned.
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Wise Ryu has a point. And just what if she decides to tackle you or do some death hold that uses her weight. This is probably her gameplan, and you\'ll be screwed. Just avoid this at all costs.
But if you do happen to get in a fight with her record it and put it on the net! But not if you bed her as Tox suggests. Please don\'t do that. I\'ll pay you money.
Plz.
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Its not as serious as you two make it out to be, I\'ve known her for like 8 years but I just can\'t stand her, and today she was ripping on me in class and I just politely told her to shut up and everybody found it funny. Well she said she would hit me after class, in a joking way. From there it went to a boxing match. Its not like some fight to the death kind of deal, Womenizer???.....please, I can\'t stand her but its not like I\'m gonna tee off on her head or anything like that, just a few fun jabs, nothing to kill her.
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Don\'t fight her, just embarass her more..
Here\'s my suggestion, put like a big bottle of vegetable oil on her desk before class.. Crisco even.. That should be funny.
Or get like a salad, leave it on her desk and leave a big sign saying "This is for you fatty."
:laughing:
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I would but she would only be pissed at me, see some guys in my class are gonna use window chalk on her car and put "Dealer on wheels" because shes basically a drug dealer and she has **** in her car like everyday. See if I did anything to her then she would blame me for the other stuff.
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well if your for real gonna use my idea let me stress that i didnt mean beat the sh!t outta this poor girl. just let her know that your not a pushover. maybe headlocks and whatnot are a good idea also.
you could always just wrestle her down and give her wet willys and noogies.
thats always embarassing.
in fact yeah dude... i change my advice...
WET WILLYS AND NOOGIES!
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OR..... you could grab a steel folding chair and slam it over her head.
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dude, you do not need to hit her...god has punished her enough
just tell her the most popular guy in school has a crush on her...and he wants to meet her (pleasure her) after school, but she has to show up naked...she shows up...take a photo.. BOOM! http://www.uglypeople.com
or if shes that bad (or you\'ve beaten her up) take a photo...http://www.rotten.com
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ROFL, this thread is amusing. Hitting a girl? A girl hitting you? Lol... how old are you again?
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I think you should kick that fat pig right in the TACO!
*crawls back under rock with his bottle of Jack...
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a, b, you forgot c, get a life!
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She challenged u so its all good, hit her in the stomach a couple times and then just give her a knock out blow, its ok if she ways 225 to kick her ass.
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remember they\'re the ones who ask equal amount of rights, they\'re the ones that wanted to be equal! and now they get their chance!:)
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Well.... on highschool.... my friend and I did something funny to a fat girl in our class. We sawed her chair almost all over. So when she sat on it.... it collapsed. Maybe that is what you should do to her.... so she learn . And if she continue being an ass..... u continue making similar traps :
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Bozco,
I think the fat chick likes you. Why don\'t you just make love instead of war? :D
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Bozco,
I think the fat chick likes you. Why don\'t you just make love instead of war? :D
wow!
i never thought of that either.
i change my advice again.
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I, of course, cannot endorse violence against a female. She has, however, challenged you to a legitimate gloved boxing match - a little different than bare-knuckles-meet-me-in-the-alley. I understand your dilemma, Bozco...well, maybe not understand, but I can sympathize.
Unfortunately, you\'re not going to have the luxury of explaining all the details and past history of how the \'bout came about to most people. A lot of people are only going to see that a strong, fit male took on a slow, large female. You\'re not a professional boxer (no offense) - what if you accidentally break one of her ribs, or her nose? Are her parents going to understand? Are yours? Teachers, principal? If you\'re planning on going to college, this is a crucial part of your high school to college transition, and you don\'t want an event like this to mar your reputation.
It sounds like the best thing to do is swallow your pride and ignore her taunts. Tell your buds you don\'t believe in hitting women or something.
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heh make love with the whale
anyway i say just let her forget about it no sense in beating a girl up and looking like an ass
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Oh god, this thread deserves to die, just let it die, make love with her:burn: , I\'d rather burn in hell
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Come one, Bozco, you know the saying (from fat people anyway)
"Once you\'ve had fat, there\'s no going back!" :laughing:
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Bozco, I agree with Ryu in a sense... I don\'t think you should fight her no matter what she has done.. If you do hit her some will look on you as a "bad-ass" others however will look on you with a slight dissapointment.. Do NOT fight a fat chick.. I made that mistake and maaaan I regreted it.
This big girl pushed me in 6th grade (she seriously had to be pressing someone around 325lbs.. she was a big large girl) I pushed her back and she slapped me in the face... Damn did I see stars *_* but! I did kick her in the face ^_^ I won.. but damn did my face hurt.. :( Dun fight her :)
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Think about it this way m\'kay? Say you both throw down or whatever, is this going to solve the core issue? I think not. She only messes with you so much because she wants to scrog your ass... though she\'ll never admit it. A real man would apologize for insulting her in public. Face the fact that that **** is just uncalled for and take a big bite of the turd burger on this one. It will be best in the long run.
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Bah, let the fatty be.
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I say you make up with her and offer to take her out for some ice cream.
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SO did you take my advice? I know how much fat chicks like ice cream.
Or did you beat her ass?
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Fat girls aren\'t really girls. They\'re like, not girls.... Didn\'t Danny Budi****face beat up Chyna in celebrity boxing. That was great.
*tumbleweed*
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fat girls are like bears with less hair...
they grunt and want more food.....and occaionsaly they will piss on trees to claim there land ;)
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I\'m browsing through the SPAM that is OT and I find this worthless thread. I honestly can\'t remember what happened but the fight never happend, it would have been funny though.
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This is one of the greatest threads.
Bozco vs that fat chick
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I didn\'t realise anyone even gave two shits about this thread. I guess it was rather stupid and stupid things work well here.
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Lol, cry me a river fat-girl-fighta.
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Originally posted by Bozco
I honestly can\'t remember what happened
so i\'m guessing that she beat the crap out of u. ;)
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Put her in the sleeper hold.
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lol, now let this thread die. ;)
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So did you ever beat her ass? Or did you just go get her a lemon smoothie?
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I know nothing about the Lemon Smoothie thing, I didn\'t get into that inside joke.
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Just ask square_marker.. He\'d love to share a lemon smoothie with ya.
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You mean LION-O
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Oh, I thought it was square... But then again, I\'m ony 18 months old...
EDIT: Nevermind.. That\'s his nickname now.. I\'m an idiot.
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Kick her ass...
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kick her ass
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kick her ass
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c. Get down on one knee and ask the Great big Orca to marry me [/B]
yeah that would work ;)
also fat chicks ROCK in BED
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KICK HER ARSE... to the beat of "kung-fu fighting" YEA!!
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[sp]Kick her ass![/sp]:D
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Do you guys realize this thread is half a year old?
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Yes, and it rocks! Bozco, you should throw some rocks at the fatty...
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Yes they realise that Titan. They\'re just idiots. :p
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Shit this thread is old, I didn\'t remember Luke coming onto me :D You should have rolled her in flour to find the wet spot and gave her a good riding.
[sp]I just had a really big dump[/sp] first time ive used that tag
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didnt relise this is old.. but as you mention it, it does ring a bell........ so to speak
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Heck, all the good threads are old. It\'s about time to bring up our most emberassing moments again pretty soon.