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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on February 07, 2002, 11:07:36 AM
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I\'m bored so here\'s a joke....
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the counter, which is filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it and approaches the bartender to ask: "What\'s up with the jar?"
Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money."
Man: "What are the three tests?"
Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar.
Bartender: "OK, here\'s what you have to do. First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila - the WHOLE thing at once - AND you can\'t make a face while doing it. Second, there\'s a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who\'s never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."
Man: "Well, I know I\'ve paid my ten bucks but I\'m not an idiot; I won\'t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of tequila and get crazier from there."
Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays in the jar."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn\'t make a face. Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking and screams, yelps, and growling, then eventually silence.
Just when they think the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"NOW," he says, "where\'s that woman with the sore tooth?
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lol, but ive heard it before
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heh i havent thanks for making my oh so busy job that much more entertaining
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I add a joke of my own
Two condoms walk past a gaybar
One condom says to another " you wanna get SH1Tfaced"
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Originally posted by Sublimesjg
heh i havent thanks for making my oh so busy job that much more entertaining
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Same Here!!!!
Jobs rule!!!:nerd:
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That was fantastic man! It\'s good to know that there is hope for enjoyment while I sit here and work like a dog.:D
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Pick up line in a gay bar.
"Here, allow me to push your stool in."
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That joke was freaking hillarious :laughing:
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If some gay guy comes up to you and asks if you wanna have sex, tell him to go eat some lasagna at Little Caesars then go buy some chocolate ice cream..