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Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: theomen on February 10, 2002, 02:09:57 AM: i\'m bored so here are my favorite dave attell jokes: (feel free to post any jokes by comedians you like)

-I like a man with one leg. You like that look? I like that look. the way he walks up to you, like if he always has something important to say.
: "it\'s kind of slippery out there."
: -"Thank-you one legged man!"
: "the elevator\'s broken"
: -"That guys helping everybody out. he\'s got information. Thank-you one legged man"
: "Oh, it\'s alright"
anyone missing a limb always has a story
how\'d you lose that leg?" it\'s always something really manly: "landmine! \'69!" you see a guy with one arm, he\'s got a story, too: "snowblower; bottle o whiskey" you see a guy with one tooth - where is the story? what could the story be? "well i like a lotta taffy.

: -(about the drug ecstacy on the daily show) the ravers got this new drug "Ecstacy", they take at "raves". The "ravers", with their "glow-sticks", and "pacifiers"; what are they trying to do? Land a flying baby?"

"you know what\'s fun to do on acid? EVERYTHING."
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: videoholic on February 10, 2002, 05:39:10 AM: I just started watching Insomniac this season. Kind of funny. A lot of stupid, but a lot of funny too. They can\'t shoot that in one night though. Maybe, but I doubt it. I bet it\'s a two night thing. It takes too long to set up stuff to get it all done that quickly.
Title: Re: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: Luke on February 10, 2002, 11:48:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by theomen
"you know what\'s fun to do on acid? EVERYTHING."

except cleaning your house, trust me on that.

and insomniac is funny as hell.
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: theomen on February 10, 2002, 03:33:00 PM: i\'ve been addicted to insomniac since it debuted, but yeah i don\'t think they can get all that stuff filmed in just one night.
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: Jar O Pickles on February 11, 2002, 12:20:17 AM: my favorite joke on insomniac is when he\'s trying to get a dog to speak and its not barking so he says"you sure were talking alot last night when you told me to kill that hooker"
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: CygnusXI on February 11, 2002, 07:24:47 AM: That show is GREAT!!!!

It needs a full hour though:)
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: videoholic on May 23, 2002, 06:25:56 PM: The past two have been pretty funny. San Fransisco and Miami.

How many of you watch this show? Not sure when it is on, but I think it\'s after South Park.
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: Bozco on May 23, 2002, 06:33:44 PM: If I\'m lucky enough to stumble upon it when channel surfing I watch it.
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: theomen on May 23, 2002, 07:12:29 PM: Sundays at 11 I think.
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: Hells of d-day on May 23, 2002, 08:11:24 PM: i hardly watch tv anymore, the shows suck!!!

i mostly watch soccer!
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: videoholic on May 24, 2002, 03:47:42 AM: Soccer is for 4 year old kids who can\'t play football yet. anyone can run and kick a ball. Heck, biglog could score on your ass and he\'s 16 months.
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: CygnusXI on May 24, 2002, 07:06:48 AM: New episodes are on WED at 9:30 (CST)

They are re-aired on Sunday at 10:30 (CST)
:)
Title: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
Post by: kopking on May 25, 2002, 03:54:48 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic
Soccer is for 4 year old kids who can\'t play football yet. anyone can run and kick a ball. Heck, biglog could score on your ass and he\'s 16 months.

dont make me laugh. have ou seen the things zidane, figo, maradona, etc could do with a football...

im not gonn get it some dumb fight that which sport is better..ok

whats this show???? is it on in uk??