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Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: GmanJoe on February 12, 2002, 06:31:35 AM

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Yes, boyz and goyls, this is a photoshopped image. Notice the mirrored image of the front bumpers as well as the intercooler? But their hair is not photoshopped. :p

Poor ole Big Bird getting associated. :D

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: Ryu on February 12, 2002, 07:00:31 AM

Shame on us Americans for thinking terrorism was our biggest problem. :D

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: Rick on February 12, 2002, 07:14:40 AM

Thats pretty good man, did u do it yourself? Shocking hair tho, u could have made it a bit longer!!:fro:

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: GmanJoe on February 12, 2002, 07:21:51 AM

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Originally posted by The_Rickster
Thats pretty good man, did u do it yourself? Shocking hair tho, u could have made it a bit longer!!:fro:

No, I didn\'t do it. I saw this on an Audi message board making fun of those riced out cars. The title nothing to do with the Asian guys pictured, as some of you politically correct people might think.

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: project86 on February 12, 2002, 07:29:21 AM

I can’t say much bad against Euros’; most of my friends have them. I personally love classics and American mods. There is no substitute for raw, unadulterated horsepower - naturally aspirated of course!:cool:

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: Coredweller on February 12, 2002, 10:57:42 AM

I think this is hilarious, but I do think it\'s something of a slam against asian people.  No matter what you say, that combination of the name and the asian guys in the picture cannot be ignored.  I think this would have been more effective if the "artist" had put a couple losers from other ethnic groups in the picture.  

Here in Los Angeles, riceboy dorks are a very diverse group.  :laughing:

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: Bladez on February 12, 2002, 11:30:10 AM

Wow!  They\'re all slant eyed:sleepy: and wear the same clothes.:laughing:

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: SER on February 12, 2002, 09:21:30 PM

I\'m Asian and don\'t find that offensive.. It\'s just that when people use "riceboy".... What the heck is that. :rolleyes:

And I have hair like the 2nd guy from the left.. Cool spikes.. A little shorter than that though.

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: THX on February 13, 2002, 07:42:57 AM

I\'m asian also and always love to point out a riceboy.  To me and my friends (and most others I know) riceboys aren\'t only asian, they can be white or whatever race, doesn\'t matter, as long as they do exterior mods to a car to make it look faster.  Also a big fat grapefruit shooter that\'s overly loud counts too!

I really wanna see the original pic, how did those cars actually look without the front bumper...

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: luckee on February 13, 2002, 09:06:04 AM

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Originally posted by THX
To me and my friends (and most others I know) riceboys aren\'t only asian, they can be white or whatever race, doesn\'t matter, as long as they do exterior mods to a car to make it look faster.  Also a big fat grapefruit shooter that\'s overly loud counts too!

So what happens when you have a guy with every *rice* part out there but yet runs 10\'s on a street car?

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: CHIZZY on February 13, 2002, 09:55:36 AM

WTF?!?!?

Step 1: wear clothes that match your car, preferrably in a garrish, unpopular color.
Step 2: look hard. Like Clint Eastwood hard. Like badass American hard.
Step 3: Stand funny. Like maybe with your feet at weird angles so you look like a cartoon character.
Step 4: If you don\'t have the money to actually DO the mods, just use your superior Asian computer skills to enhance the photo. Nobody will EVER be able to tell...

:laughing:

BTW, I\'m not making fun of Asians. My girlfriend is Asian and she sucks on computers.  ;)

Title: Ricey Hot Stuntaz!
Post by: THX on February 13, 2002, 11:35:22 AM

luckee the key word was "look."  You can do a million things to make a car look faster, even cars that weren\'t meant to go fast  (ie- Honda Civic) but the type of people who rice out their cars are usually just wannabee kids, not real racers.

Go to your local track or even look at the videos online of the people who compete at the tracks, it\'s hard to find a true racer that puts a zillion tacky decals on their car, has a 20\' high spoiler, and sports a body kit from hell.  I have two friends that are mechanics, one of em has a supercharged CRX Si with no body kit, or other exterior mod and he wouldn\'t dream of "souping it up" that way.  I really like that type of car, but that\'s just me.  I\'m sure there are a few real supercars who\'s owners prefer to go for the tacky look...

luckee not trying to be argumentative but can you post a few pics of people that have riced-out cars with some serious engine mods?

http://drive.to/ish
http://www.thehorsepowerwarehouse.com/camarovsnova1stpass.mpg

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Post by: lionken07 on February 13, 2002, 11:43:30 AM

Aisan or not don\'t make a difference.  We ALL do dumb things once in awhile.:thepimp:

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Post by: Bladez on February 13, 2002, 12:01:18 PM

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Originally posted by lionken07
Aisan or not don\'t make a difference.  We ALL do dumb things once in awhile.:thepimp:

Oh yes it even gets to the best of us i.e. George Bush choking on a pretzel.