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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: luckee on February 20, 2002, 10:00:05 PM

Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: luckee on February 20, 2002, 10:00:05 PM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pimpwar.com%2Fimages%2Fnews%2Flittle_rain.jpg&hash=904cb71bfe843ed7148633cf6a80d6900feb63f6)
Hello?
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person over the phone: hows the weather.
man in flood: Oh, just a little rain.
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Hello, triple A, I have a *slight* problem
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: ##RaCeR## on February 20, 2002, 10:03:05 PM: Uh, I think my toilets blocked.
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: Sublimesjg on February 20, 2002, 10:33:34 PM: "damn, i dropped my quater!"
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: Cerebral316 on February 20, 2002, 10:45:24 PM: "Holy crap...

...I forgot to use 1 800 collect."
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: Kenshin on February 21, 2002, 02:35:18 AM: Man on the phone : Holla?
Entity on the other line : Noah this is God, I want you to collect 2 of each species and put them on a large ark.
Man on the phone : excusa, no hablos english
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: StAnZo on February 21, 2002, 02:55:15 AM: Man on phone: Excuse me madam, but do you sell high density incontinence pads? these things are bloody useless..
i\'m flooding everywhere.
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: StAnZo on February 21, 2002, 02:59:03 AM: Man on phone: Ambulance please
Phone: Ok, putting you through...
Phone: What\'s the problem..
Man on Phone... man, u gotta help me. my wifes waters have just broke. if you don\'t get here fast we\'ll need lifeboats.
Towels ain\'t gonna be of any use today, bring a bloody flood pump.
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: SER on February 21, 2002, 05:16:44 AM: "GOT CHOCOLATE MILK"

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Get it?
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: ROL Jamas on February 21, 2002, 05:25:02 AM: Grandma?
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: mjps21983 on February 21, 2002, 06:18:21 AM: Since when did they put pay phones in the pools, damn they becoming more and more convenient.
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: juslight on February 21, 2002, 06:50:18 AM: 1. girl voice on the phone: "Thank you for calling Sex-Talk I\'m sooooo wet...... "

2. "So if it\'s not here in 30 minutes or less I get free bread-sticks, right?"
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: Terry Bogard on February 21, 2002, 11:54:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by juslight
1. girl voice on the phone: "Thank you for calling Sex-Talk I\'m sooooo wet...... "

2. "So if it\'s not here in 30 minutes or less I get free bread-sticks, right?"

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

These are some funny as hell, espcially shingoku.
Title: Caption Contest pt.2
Post by: kopking on February 21, 2002, 12:31:22 PM: im taking a pi$$ and no one can tell.

i just saw a massive turd float past!!

after hearing the phone ring, he jumps out his shower, jumps out the window, just as he picks the phone up, it goes dead!!!!!

man "im just phoning to say ive changed my mind, i want the house insurance, does it cover flooding??"

person on phone"well yes it does, any reason??"

ermmmm, no:rolleyes:
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Post by: SonyFan on February 21, 2002, 01:15:02 PM: "Hello Nipso? Hi.. umm... remember those watermain pipes you advised I look for before digging?"
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Post by: CHIZZY on February 21, 2002, 01:47:52 PM: (talking to tech support:)

"yes, I\'m still holding...."