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Title: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: videoholic on February 21, 2002, 06:19:00 PM
OUTSIDE:  As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
INSIDE:  That you\'re not here to ruin it for me.

OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
INSIDE:    I hope it\'s your sister.

OUTSIDE: I\'ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
INSIDE:  After having met you, I\'ve changed my mind.

OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
INSIDE:  I never believed in hell \'til I met you.

OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we\'ve been together, I can\'t help but wonder...
INSIDE:  What the **** was I thinking?

OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well respected.
INSIDE: And while I\'m dreaming, I wish you weren\'t so damn ugly.

OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs:
INSIDE:  Lots of people do it, but nobody\'s stupid enough to admit it.

OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you\'d die for me.
INSIDE:  Now that we\'ve broken up, I think it\'s time you kept your
promise.

OUTSIDE: The holidays are a great time to be with family.
INSIDE:  Of course, your family won\'t be with you, since I\'m taking
the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!

OUTSIDE: I\'m so miserable without you...
INSIDE:  It\'s almost like you\'re here.

OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend...
INSIDE:  Buy a dog.

OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?
Title: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: theomen on February 21, 2002, 06:21:49 PM
pretty funny stuff
Title: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: Kimahri on February 21, 2002, 07:18:24 PM
:laughing:

Favourite:

OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
INSIDE: I hope it\'s your sister.
Title: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: PSX_J on February 21, 2002, 09:36:14 PM
That post reminds me of some Valentine site I accedentally stumbled onto. Neyways, it had little rymes (roses or red...yadyyada sorta stuff like that) but w/mean little sayings like those at the end.
Title: Re: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: Luke on February 21, 2002, 11:25:38 PM
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OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend...
INSIDE:  Buy a dog.[/B]


hey man PM me your address, im gonna make you a card.
Title: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: SER on February 21, 2002, 11:28:37 PM
OUTSIDE: Guess what honey?
INSIDE: F*CK OFF B*TCH!

:laughing:
Title: Re: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: Sublimesjg on February 22, 2002, 10:49:19 AM
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Originally posted by Videoholic

OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we\'ve been together, I can\'t help but wonder...
INSIDE:  What the **** was I thinking?

OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well respected.
INSIDE: And while I\'m dreaming, I wish you weren\'t so damn ugly.

 


heh i like those two

the 2nd one espcially

i think i might have to make a card for someone as a joke
Title: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: videoholic on February 22, 2002, 11:03:09 AM
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Originally posted by Kimahri
:laughing:

Favourite:

OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
INSIDE: I hope it\'s your sister.


That\'s my favorite too.  It\'s funny cause when Lona and I were reading them we busted out laughing on the same one...  My chick rocks...
Title: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: CHIZZY on February 22, 2002, 12:46:39 PM
" for our anniversary, I wanted to give you the gift that keeps on giving...."




















"genital warts."
Title: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: Titan on February 22, 2002, 01:54:29 PM
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Originally posted by Kimahri
:laughing:

Favourite:

OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
INSIDE: I hope it\'s your sister.


WORD. That one too was my favorite one.
Title: Things You Won\'t See On Hallmark Cards
Post by: project86 on February 23, 2002, 05:28:41 AM
That\'s some pretty funny chit man!


That video...he\'s quite a card.


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