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Title: How did you know.
Post by: videoholic on February 23, 2002, 02:50:46 PM: Tell us a secret about the guy above you.

If you don\'t know any, just make the shizit up.

I wish I could go first, but I\'m on top.
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Post by: Troglodyte on February 23, 2002, 03:01:45 PM: Vids here sleeps with alligators.
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Post by: on February 23, 2002, 03:03:05 PM: Vid has the biggest collection of home-video porn in all of Florida. It\'s hidden under a trap-door in the dog house out back. The dog doesn\'t even use the dog house. The neighbors are becoming suspicious after seeing him repeatedly crawling into the tiny house on his hands and knees, and emerging 2-3 hours later, with dirty two-piece pajamas, and mussed hair.

[Edit] - Crap, Trog beat me.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 03:20:05 PM: Sara came over and striped for me and a bunch of my buddies. After that we got drunk and analed the rest of the night.:facelick:

"just me and sara that Is"
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Post by: macabre on February 23, 2002, 03:22:27 PM: There is a tape of that session with PSX_J and Sara. Vid should have a copy in his dog house.
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Post by: SonyFan on February 23, 2002, 04:13:23 PM: Sara did strip for PSX_J..and they did drink.. but after the fifteenth beer he could barely walk let alone see streight enough to tell male from female. Macabre was the one he ended up analing all night long.. and the one who set the camera up to video tape his "Seduction of the J" escapades.
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 04:15:43 PM: there is a Erotic home movie of macabre and pogo the monkey bouncing on macabre\'s bed springs for sale on Ebay. SonyFan is currently the highest bidder
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 04:23:57 PM: Lean-and-Mean has a small wanker.
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Post by: Soul Reaver on February 23, 2002, 04:34:14 PM: So does psx_Junkie. :p
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 04:40:00 PM: Soul Reaver has a really loose butthole
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Post by: jinxx on February 23, 2002, 04:47:55 PM: Soul Reaver is a drag queen. And he likes to "play" with sheep.
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Post by: Soul Reaver on February 23, 2002, 04:52:28 PM: You were supposed to write something about Junkie. He is right in top of you.

jinxx, you are an idiot. :p
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 05:04:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by PSX_J
Lean-and-Mean has a small wanker.

ummm, that dont make sense
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Post by: Soul Reaver on February 23, 2002, 05:09:32 PM: Because Lean_And_Mean was very horny, he over populated the Earth, causing...

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Bobs_Hardware to fall of he Earth.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on February 23, 2002, 05:09:57 PM: Soul Reaver has isomnia.
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Post by: ROL Jamas on February 23, 2002, 05:14:55 PM: The One Billy Gunn needs to work on his creativeness...and he\'s an avid collector of the PS2_J and Sara Erotica tape, along with bottles among bottles of hand lotion :)

See Yuz.
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 05:23:35 PM: ROL Jamas follows in The One Billy Gunn\'s fetish and buys a **** load of hand lotion, it should help lessen the friction on those lonely nights.

Oh no, I’ve left myself open.
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Post by: Soul Reaver on February 23, 2002, 05:26:30 PM: Lean_And_Mean has mastu***tion parties every Saturdays with ROL Jamas and "The One".
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Post by: jinxx on February 23, 2002, 05:29:18 PM: Soul Rever wants to admit he is gay but afraid to. He also has an obsession with peanut butter sandwiches.
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 05:31:18 PM: Soul Reaver looks in on the party and finds out Lean_And_Mean does not participate in the masturbating, he just goes into a different room and plays NBA Street while, ROL James and the One get busy. As they get going Soul Reaver gets horny and decides to join them. Soul Reaver now has become a director in gay porn. Jinx additioned for the post of Soul Reavers " right hand man " and got the job. After working closly, Soul Reaver and Jinx decided to be more than just good friends
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Post by: Soul Reaver on February 23, 2002, 05:34:26 PM: Lean_And_Mean became the producer and I tod jinxx that I\'m straight and wanted to kick him out. So, he leaves and seduces Lean_And_Mean to let him stay in his bedroom.
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 05:38:12 PM: When Soul Reaver says Jinx is Lean and Means sex slave he means when Lean And Mean is having hardcore sex with beautifal swedish girls Jinx is his slave, he usually makes the drinks for Lean and his girls.
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 05:40:19 PM: Soul Reaver told Jinx he was straight and now wishes he hadnt all he does all day is wank over old sticky gay porn, which stars his best " Hunky " hary
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Post by: Soul Reaver on February 23, 2002, 05:41:26 PM: Lean_And_Mean is known to lie lot.
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 05:43:38 PM: Lean_And_Mean is known to lie about his age allot, but everything else he says is the truth. Soul Reaver on the other hand has lied about his sexuallity for years and is still finding it hard that he is gay and has a huge crush on Mr Bean.
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Post by: Soul Reaver on February 23, 2002, 05:47:11 PM: Lean_And_Mean is known to exaggerate alot about other people\'s lifestyle because he can\'t accept he still is a virgin. He also thinks he was once abducted by alien like sheep. He is now in a mad house.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 05:55:23 PM: Yea but Soul lost his virginity making license plates at the big house
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 05:58:26 PM: PSX_J knows this because it was him that took Soul Reavers Cheery in the big house. Soul Reaver did not put up much of a fight even though he is twice the size of PSX_J

Yes we all should write short stories
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 06:00:44 PM: Lean and Mean has a hard time getting off and has a wierd fettish for screwing chickens.
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 06:03:15 PM: yes its true, lean like to screw chickens into woodern floors use a screw and a screwdriver, when lean is finished and the chickens dead psx_j likes to masturbate over the dead body.
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Post by: shockwaves on February 23, 2002, 06:03:21 PM: Lean_and_Mean fell 3 minutes short of realizing his goal of being the first person of the new millenium to have sex with a kangaroo. To make up for that, he has changed his goal to being the person of this millenium to have sex with the most kangeroos.
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Post by: theomen on February 23, 2002, 06:04:06 PM: Shockwaves was the person who was originally responcible for the mythical object that has been lodged up RichG\'s ass. He and RichG were drinking together, one thing led to another, and as most drunken stories go, someone ended up with a caned ham in their ass. eventully the caned ham attracted the now infamous badger in RichG\'s ass.
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Post by: shockwaves on February 23, 2002, 06:06:10 PM: Theomen is strangely turned on by everything that has been posted in this thread.
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Post by: Heat on February 23, 2002, 06:07:13 PM: the badger stuck in richG ass is actually shockwaves
mums long lost lover * if you ask me, the badger could be his father *. dont tell his current dad
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 06:07:42 PM: Theomen found a dildo under his mommy\'s bed and decided it would be cool if he used it up his arse!
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Post by: theomen on February 23, 2002, 06:09:46 PM: PSX_J was the construction worker in the village people.
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Post by: shockwaves on February 23, 2002, 06:10:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Lean_And_Mean
the badger stuck in richG ass is actually shockwaves
mums long lost lover * if you ask me, the badger could be his father *. dont tell his current dad

My mom said my dad was dead...:crying:

PSX_J superglues his pubes to his face to simulate facial hair
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 06:15:17 PM: lol, that was a good one Theomen, I\'ll give u that

Shockwaves, has despertaley been trying for years to find a way to eat his own butthole out not suceeding. Now he is permantly stuck in the postition he was trying to used to do it and he jacks off to playgirl mags.
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Post by: jinxx on February 23, 2002, 06:51:55 PM: PSX_J also likes play girl mags, but decides to dump it off on shockwaves. And he too has an obsession with peanut butter. Only he likes the jars! :D
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Post by: ROL Jamas on February 23, 2002, 06:57:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by PSX_J
Shockwaves, has despertaley been trying for years to find a way to eat his own butthole out not suceeding. Now he is permantly stuck in the postition he was trying to used to do it and he jacks off to playgirl mags.

I know.

Shockwaves\' lover, the infamous badger, is back, and is found stuck in jinxx\'s golden dildo.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 06:58:05 PM: Jinxx has an odd obsession w/child porn. Something about watching little kids that makes him really horny. :D
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 07:00:19 PM: ROL has crabs.
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Post by: Luke on February 23, 2002, 07:22:27 PM: ok this just got real stupid, real fast.

were not even following any sort of rhyme or reason here anymore!

lets start over with me, now get to it! and be orderly (not olderly, or elderly) and polite dammit!
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 07:28:11 PM: Damnt, leave it up to Luke to ruin all the fun, just cuzz u have a boring personality, now Im not even intrested in this thread anymore thanks to Luke, I thought it was kinda funny and going well.:evil:
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Post by: Luke on February 23, 2002, 07:34:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by PSX_J
Damnt, leave it up to Luke to ruin all the fun, just cuzz u have a boring personality, now Im not even intrested in this thread anymore thanks to Luke, I thought it was kinda funny and going well.:evil:

no see now YOU ruined it...

START OVER AGAIN IN

5...

4...

3..

*uses fingers to gesture last two numbers*

*points at YOU*
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 07:39:52 PM: I got nothing at the moment...sorry.
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Post by: Luke on February 23, 2002, 07:42:25 PM: i wasnt pointing at you!
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Post by: theomen on February 23, 2002, 07:43:36 PM: Luke was once a groupy for Poison, and got passed around more than a doobie at a cheech and chong film festival. Bret Michaels still dreams about him.
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Post by: luckee on February 23, 2002, 07:46:32 PM: PSX_J
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NUFF SAID!!
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 07:46:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Luke
i wasnt pointing at you!

alright then ***hole!
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Post by: theomen on February 23, 2002, 07:48:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by luckee
PSX_J
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NUFF SAID!!

well i hope you\'re happy, I laughed so hard i sprained my liver...and that was my drink\'n liver.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 07:54:32 PM: nah, my hairs a little shorter. :rolleyes:
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Post by: luckee on February 23, 2002, 08:04:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by theomen

well i hope you\'re happy, I laughed so hard i sprained my liver...and that was my drink\'n liver.

Id try to help you out and all..but im a drinker to so...NO :D
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Post by: ajoh432 on February 23, 2002, 08:06:34 PM: so are we still doing this game or not?

I missed all the action!:D
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 08:32:56 PM: yea guess so, ajoh is really Osama Bin Laden secretly watching over PS2 fans everywhere. He soon hopes to get his hands on a PS2 so he can guide missiles and blow us all to hell.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on February 23, 2002, 09:03:05 PM: I heard PSX_J once killed a man...
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Post by: Luke on February 23, 2002, 09:04:46 PM: I heard The One Billy Gunn once got killed...
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Post by: videoholic on February 23, 2002, 09:25:05 PM: I have documented proof that Luke uses spray on hair paint that he uses to fill out a bald spot on his crotch where he had a horrible candle wax incident.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 09:34:00 PM: Videoholic is actually a really smart monkey trained to use a computer.
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Post by: shockwaves on February 23, 2002, 09:36:09 PM: PSX_J gets Videoholic and Clyde mixed up.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 09:40:20 PM: Shockwaves sleeps w/mr Quackers his stuffed duck and a night light.
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Post by: shockwaves on February 23, 2002, 09:43:39 PM: :o Mr. Quackers is not a stuffed duck, he prefers inanimate comfort object. And the nightlight is for him.

Anyway, PSX_J wishes he were the one sleeping with Mr. Quackers, who happens to be one sexay duck.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 09:52:00 PM: Junkie here has a stuffed chicken and shockwaves likes to play barbies.
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Post by: ajoh432 on February 23, 2002, 11:18:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by PSX_J
Junkie here has a stuffed chicken and shockwaves likes to play barbies.
PSX_J mentions barbies because he once had that reputation.:p
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Post by: PSX_J on February 23, 2002, 11:24:30 PM: ajoh was hypontized and now he thinks he\'s Solid Snake. He run\'s around the house in a surfing outfit w/a dart gun and a hint of peach fuzz growing out of his face. :D
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Post by: ajoh432 on February 23, 2002, 11:56:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by PSX_J
ajoh was hypontized and now he thinks he\'s Solid Snake. He run\'s around the house in a surfing outfit w/a dart gun and a hint of peach fuzz growing out of his face. :D
shut up! You wish you were me!;)
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 12:01:41 AM: Junkie doesn\'t wish he was ajoh because Junkie is the real Solid Snake.

ajoh on the other hand, pee\'s his pants and uses the whole metal gear act to sound tougher than he really is. Oh, and he was raised by wolves.
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Post by: ajoh432 on February 24, 2002, 12:08:51 AM: Quote
Originally posted by PSX_J
Junkie doesn\'t wish he was ajoh because Junkie is the real Solid Snake.

ajoh on the other hand, pee\'s his pants and uses the whole metal gear act to sound tougher than he really is. Oh, and he was raised by wolves.
Are any of those really anything bad?:p

Idiot.;)
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 01:09:37 AM: sigh...guess not. :smile:
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Post by: ooseven on February 24, 2002, 02:55:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by PSX_J
sigh...guess not. :smile:

PSX_J likes to dress in his mommas panties and to have evry one call him Julie !

;)
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Post by: videoholic on February 24, 2002, 05:35:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ajoh432
Are any of those really anything bad?:p

Idiot.;)

Dude, these are secrets. They are all true. It\'s not that big of a deal. It just allows us to better know each other. Kind of like this dirt I heard about ooseven.

I have photos of him dressing up like a woman to try and get free drinks at the bar from unsuspecting dudes. I guess being in college has made him a little cheap.
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Post by: ROL Jamas on February 24, 2002, 07:18:41 AM: Videoholic pays for ooseven\'s drinks, and on bad nights, pays for something a little...extra

And shockwaves, why the hell did you have to steal my inanimate comfort object?
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 07:31:23 AM: ROL was last seen on an episode of Jerry Springer.

Chic\'s w/d****
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Post by: Heat on February 24, 2002, 07:40:30 AM: PSX_J was last seen reading the chicks with ****s official magazine. It had a free pair of used pants from a chick with a ****. They havnt left his nose sinse.
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Post by: hezzer on February 24, 2002, 08:05:03 AM: Lean_And_Mean borrowed the copy of chicks with ****s to PSX_J, he has all the back issues from issue 1.
They can regularly be caught jacking each other off while looking at the pictures.
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Post by: Heat on February 24, 2002, 08:25:14 AM: There has never been any evidence of the fact that Lean wanks over gay porn or chicks with ****s magazines. He is inicent till proven guilty. Lean has all the back issue of the mag which are still wrapped and un - opened, Lean bought these because he hered there was a big fan of the mag named hezzer, lean hered Hezzer would pay allot of money for these magazines
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on February 24, 2002, 08:58:18 AM: Heat is in love with those pokemon... He\'s been collecting cards, games, and movies for years. Just thought you all should know.
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Post by: RichG on February 24, 2002, 09:05:10 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Heat
the badger stuck in richG ass is actually shockwaves
mums long lost lover * if you ask me, the badger could be his father *. dont tell his current dad

Actually i\'ve had it removed on the NHS. They have yet to identify the object that was once lodged in my behind. Going for a **** was a nightmare. Now I can **** freely.
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Post by: Heat on February 24, 2002, 09:21:22 AM: RichG shi*s a little bit to freely and he has now shi* out his intestine.
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Post by: RichG on February 24, 2002, 09:57:31 AM: er yeah, right. :rolleyes:
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Post by: ROL Jamas on February 24, 2002, 10:13:34 AM: Hmm...well, RichG is....oh hell, I don\'t know, nothing\'s better than ****ting out of your intestine ;)

But I wouldn\'t want to uncover RichG\'s secret love affair with Heat, which uhm...involves every other person who posted on this thread besides me, and did I mention he has 104 vanarial diseases? Yeah, it\'s true...I swear.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 11:13:22 AM: ROL is addicted to Mr. Rogers episodes and eats Gerber food fed to him by a spoon everyday.
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Post by: ajoh432 on February 24, 2002, 12:52:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic

Dude, these are secrets. They are all true. It\'s not that big of a deal. It just allows us to better know each other.
Dude, I know it\'s not a big deal... And I was playing along. Notice the smilies after my sentences? I\'m just joking around.

anyhoo..
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ROL is addicted to Mr. Rogers episodes and eats Gerber food fed to him by a spoon everyday.
PSX_J IS Mr. Rogers.;)
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Post by: Luke on February 24, 2002, 01:25:45 PM: ajoh wants my girlfiend
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 01:28:16 PM: Ajoh wears depends. :D
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 01:29:25 PM: Luke doesn\'t have a g/f.
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Post by: ajoh432 on February 24, 2002, 01:41:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Luke
ajoh wants my girlfiend
It\'s all lies!:D
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Luke doesn\'t have a g/f.
yeah he does.... she\'s hoooooooot.... your just mad cause you can\'t get any..:p
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 01:53:59 PM: Junkie gets much more than ajoh by the way.

Ajoh tried to join a group called Dweeps anouymous but even they thought he was to Dweeby to join the club.
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Post by: theomen on February 24, 2002, 03:21:19 PM: PSX_J has a spastic colon.
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Post by: Heat on February 24, 2002, 03:28:47 PM: I made this thread what it is with my well thought out comments, but now certain people have killed it.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on February 24, 2002, 03:35:36 PM: Heat lives in a van down by the river.
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Post by: Heat on February 24, 2002, 03:39:25 PM: 3 bi sexual blonde beautiful women also live there with Heat. Where " the one " lives is also know as the " slammer ", he shares a room/cell with Big Franky Jr.
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Post by: videoholic on February 24, 2002, 03:39:48 PM: TOBG pulled his groin muscle after practicing a figure for with his Raggidy Ann doll.

This thread should be closed. It is nothing more than spam.. Who cares if it\'s fun. It\'s spam I say. Close this thing.:D
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Post by: theomen on February 24, 2002, 03:42:17 PM: Videoholic once got layed by a sexy 6\' dancing tomato.
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Post by: Heat on February 24, 2002, 04:10:14 PM: Videoholic whats your problem I have just read three threads and you have demanded that they all be closed, sinse when did §ôµÏG®ïñD die and make you bose. This is a fun thread, the first we have had here for awhile, so chill out.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 04:15:54 PM: Amen Heat!

Oh, and Heat\'s having an affair w/his best friends, moms, brothers, cousin Edward.
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Post by: videoholic on February 24, 2002, 04:17:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Heat
Videoholic whats your problem I have just read three threads and you have demanded that they all be closed, sinse when did §ôµÏG®ïñD die and make you bose. This is a fun thread, the first we have had here for awhile, so chill out.

At an early age Heat was bopped in the head by a tree limb eliminating all sarcasm in his life. Poor soul has been left out of so many jokes ever since.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 04:22:04 PM: Vidioholic is a hooker at the corner of a 7/11, He\'s free and full of STD\'s, grab him while u can. :D
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Post by: Luke on February 24, 2002, 04:23:19 PM: psX_J really likes this thread.
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Post by: PSX_J on February 24, 2002, 04:30:24 PM: Junkie likes this thread cuzz it has class and is the only reall fun thread in the forum.

Luke on the other hand, is a very boring individual who sits in front of his computer all day and talks on the int......oh wait.....n/m.
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 24, 2002, 05:29:30 PM: PSX_J stand outside on the street parks and watches the little kids play on the play ground - specially the little boys - he also likes to have sex with 12 year old boys so he can hear their voice crack during sex

i know this from walking to the park with my little cousin who is tramatized for life now you bastard :(
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on February 24, 2002, 08:09:04 PM: Sublime has a fetish for small rodents.

He is in denial right now as you can see by the avatar change.
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 24, 2002, 09:05:29 PM: TOBG got me started on the fetish

he showed me this deal where you use a gerbil and towel paper cardboard roll and a lighter and your butt - just use your imagination

*inside joke in rants and raves* im not actually as sick as that to think that one up
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Post by: FatalXception on February 24, 2002, 09:49:40 PM: Sublime was actually sick enough to both make that one up, and try it on himself. Last I heard he had added to the \'apparatus\' two gerbiles, three more tubes, and his mother.

(I really should have stayed outta this thread ;) )
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Post by: ooseven on February 25, 2002, 12:56:09 AM: FatalXception has at his bed side his old teddy bear with the one eye and small hole cut out the bottom for ....well you know WHAT ! ;)
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Post by: theomen on February 25, 2002, 01:02:44 AM: ooseven also has a teddy bear with a hole, but it has a picture of Samwise on it.
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 25, 2002, 01:49:51 AM: the omen decided to be creative and put three holes in his teddy bear in comforting places such as mouth - butt - and crotch

he know is president of a company that manufactures teddy bears for those confused boys at the age of twelve - you should check out his ad in the next issue of Official Xbox Magazine ;)
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Post by: project86 on February 25, 2002, 03:48:52 AM: Sublimesjg, I\'m sure that more than I know about your true life style but for those that don\'t this is for you.

He\'s actually a transsexual midget reject from the Rocky Horror Picture Show that has a crush on Yahoo! Sorry man, but when you live the alternate life styles the truth will always come to the surface. Oh yeah, and before I forget did the doctors ever figure out what that rash was? It\'s gotta suck when you can\'t stop scratching your jimmy in public! Next time , stay away from the sheep you sick b*****d!:D
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 25, 2002, 08:52:55 AM: hey i only do the scratching to show the girls the outline of my huge midget penis - once they see it they cant resist

i mean its as big as my right leg - thats a whole foot man - im huge i tell ya huge

but on to you and your obsession with midgets - the reason he knows my alternate life is he tracks down midgets - or heightenly challenged as we like to be called and he sits outside our windows videotaping us taking ****s - he has this fetish about our ****s you see - he jumps in our window and steals them from us at gun point

im not sure what he does with the ****s but man does he smell like ass - never ever ever let that man shake your hand
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Post by: project86 on February 25, 2002, 09:35:26 AM: How did you know I was a fecal freak! Man, I thought no one would find out my secret life style! Chit.... Exactly. I love throwing ***t at people. Especially homosexual midgets. I love seeing the little buggers run for their vertically challenged little lives!:laughing:
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Post by: CHIZZY on February 25, 2002, 09:47:04 AM: project 86 is sleeping with 86-year old men in nursing homes in order to pay for his sex-change operation. sometimes he doesn\'t charge them if he thinks they\'re cute.
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Post by: project86 on February 25, 2002, 09:53:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by CHIZZY
project 86 is sleeping with 86-year old men in nursing homes in order to pay for his sex-change operation. sometimes he doesn\'t charge them if he thinks they\'re cute.

You’re just jealous Chiz. Oh, and by the way....when do you turn 86 big guy.;)
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Post by: Jar O Pickles on February 25, 2002, 10:11:21 PM: 86\'s location was originally "between the a c*ck and an assh*le"
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Post by: project86 on February 26, 2002, 10:15:08 AM: Shame on you Jar, you should have told us a secret about Chizzy. Or is it that you strayed from telling us any juice on Chizzy because your an 86 year old woman that is dying for a little TLC eh? Well, you should have said so. I’ve got all the lovin you need right here baby…oh yeah! *gets whip out of closet* Come to papa you sweet saggy little thang!:nerd: :D
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Post by: ROL Jamas on February 26, 2002, 01:26:38 PM: Well, Project, if you keep posting, you keep setting yourself up to get secrets revealed, like the one about your 86 year old play thing is acutally cheating with your mom :D

See Yuz.
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Post by: ooseven on February 26, 2002, 01:30:27 PM: ROL Jamas likes to strip naked, put a rubber pink washing up glove on his head and run down the street shouting.

"i am a Squid ! "