PSX5Central

Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ooseven on February 27, 2002, 01:08:14 AM

Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: ooseven on February 27, 2002, 01:08:14 AM: oh dear :rolleyes:

Quote

Taken from the metro news paper

Gamer Dan Says PS2 i Love you

Dan Holmes is the ultimate Playstation 2 fan. He plays for 4 hours a day,takes it on holiday and has spent £7,000 on games.

Now he as made the Ultimate commitment to his console - he has changed his name to, you guessed it, Playstation 2:

The 29-year-old Bachelor siad: "Most Blokes say the love of their life is a girlfirend or wife but i don\'t have one , so mine is my playstation.Everyone ribs me about it, so it seemed natural to change my name. i am totally serious- i have even told my doctor."

Mr Playstation 2, of Banbury Oxfordshire, says has has notched up1500 hours on the keypadsince love blossomed in November 2000.

he added : "i joked about marrying a playstation and asked a few vicars of they would do the service. they didn\'t seem keen"
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Luke on February 27, 2002, 01:25:17 AM: that dude needs to get laid.
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on February 27, 2002, 01:28:22 AM: that\'s quite an in with the ladies.. can you imagine the pick up lines

"want to play my PlayStation2"

"my controller isnt as bulky as the XBox, but it fits comfortably"

"will you have sex with me for money?"

"im jaggied for your pleasure"

stuff like that.. ugh.. im not funny :(
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: ooseven on February 27, 2002, 01:28:28 AM: Well i dint know that Bladez\'s Real name WAS Dan Holmes :rolleyes: .
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Samwise on February 27, 2002, 02:36:27 AM: Um, is that for real? How can you even change your name into that? Wouldn\'t go here in good ole Denmark. But then again, something\'s rotten in the state of Denmark.

But seriously... I\'d rather be Mr. Penis than Mr. PlayStation 2 (and I am; every Thursday night). :)

That story has to be fake - I hope it is for his sake.
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: ooseven on February 27, 2002, 02:39:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise

But seriously... I\'d rather be Mr. Penis than Mr. PlayStation 2 (and I am; every Thursday night). :)

tell us something we DON\'T Know ! ;)

i mean you do Webcam cast it every Thursday night after all :rolleyes:
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: nO-One on February 27, 2002, 02:52:58 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Luke
that dude needs to get laid.

Well...he does. You see all you need to do is sit on the controller, then start a game and feel the vibrations.
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: project86 on February 27, 2002, 05:11:28 AM: Quote
Originally posted by nO-One

Well...he does. You see all you need to do is sit on the controller, then start a game and feel the vibrations.

And you know this how?:eek: ;)
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Metal_Gear_Ray on February 27, 2002, 07:34:23 AM: thats not allowed, because the name ps2 is a trademark of sony
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Coredweller on February 27, 2002, 10:49:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Luke
that dude needs to get laid.
That\'s what the expansion bay on the PS2 is for... :rolleyes:

HEY, if he\'s such a big PS2 fan and all, why isn\'t he a member of this forum???? HMMM?? Or maybe he is... Something to think about gentlemen! :laughing:
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Sublimesjg on February 27, 2002, 10:53:57 AM: sad world today and many sad things also

and he can change his name to that - hes not marketing his name

thats like saying you cant have the last name mc donalds or something like that
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Bladez on February 28, 2002, 06:25:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ooseven
Well i dint know that Bladez\'s Real name WAS Dan Holmes :rolleyes: .

Thanks for that smart remark double-o dumbass.:D
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: EmperorRob on February 28, 2002, 07:00:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
I\'d rather be Mr. Penis
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU!
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Titan on March 01, 2002, 02:47:46 PM: He definitly needs a woman or atleast a life.
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: PSX_J on March 01, 2002, 02:55:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Coredweller
That\'s what the expansion bay on the PS2 is for... :rolleyes:

HEY, if he\'s such a big PS2 fan and all, why isn\'t he a member of this forum???? HMMM?? Or maybe he is... Something to think about gentlemen! :laughing:

He\'s to busy groping his PS2.
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Darth Joyda on March 03, 2002, 09:25:10 AM: Pathetic that is. Yet, his name and his life it is, and I am not powerful enough to judge his decisions. Wise they may not be, but then again, mine aren\'t always either.
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: kopking on March 03, 2002, 09:53:57 AM: what happens when ps3 come out, or something he really likes, one day he may change his name to hot and spicy pizza, just co he really likes it, this guy is sad
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: GmanJoe on March 03, 2002, 10:21:04 AM: No wonder I ended up posting the same thing! The subject heading is completely ambiguous! :p

I like my subject heading better. Makes more sense.
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Darth Joyda on March 03, 2002, 10:25:13 AM: What if the man whose name is Playstation 2 frequents our beloved PS2-related message-board? :eek:

A frightening thought.
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: PSX_J on March 03, 2002, 10:38:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Darth Joyda
What if the man whose name is Playstation 2 frequents our beloved PS2-related message-board? :eek:

A frightening thought.

What if ur him eh...maybe it\'s a possiblility. :eek:

What are u hiding.....come out from behind that mask. :clown:
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: Darth Joyda on March 03, 2002, 10:44:42 AM: What PSX said. If you unmask yourself, you shall be modded - and respected; worshipped for life. temptating, huh?
Title: 3rd sign of the apocalypse
Post by: jinxx on March 03, 2002, 05:53:57 PM: Darth rocks.....Oh ya, the subject at hand...This guy is a complete dumbass. But I am sure this "person" isn\'t real high on the self respect scale either. But who knows. And who cares. Let him live in the darkness of his dumbass choices.