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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: shockwaves on March 03, 2002, 07:36:11 PM
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Yeah, I just fealt like getting this post (and announcing it to everyone). Go me!
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Hehehehe, yes, the Off Topic forum is picking up...
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woooooooooooo
off topic rules
spam
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Surely we can not spam at will inorder for the OT to catch up with the the main forum.:rolleyes:
well Alright
SPAM spam SPAM !
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Spam tuna
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seeing as though this thread is spam, I will provide us with some spam theater:
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with
horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what\'ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there\'s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there\'s spam egg sausage and spam, that\'s not got much spam in
it.
Wife: I don\'t want ANY spam!
Man: Why can\'t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT\'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn\'t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean \'Urgghh\'? I don\'t like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can\'t have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don\'t like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don\'t cause a fuss. I\'ll have your spam. I love it.
I\'m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!
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how long did it take you to write all of that??
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Originally posted by theomen
seeing as though this thread is spam, I will provide us with some spam theater:
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with
horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what\'ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there\'s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there\'s spam egg sausage and spam, that\'s not got much spam in
it.
Wife: I don\'t want ANY spam!
Man: Why can\'t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT\'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn\'t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean \'Urgghh\'? I don\'t like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can\'t have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don\'t like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don\'t cause a fuss. I\'ll have your spam. I love it.
I\'m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!
I think it would have been a lot easier, and had the same effect if you just wrote SPAM!
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I just searched for the spam monty python sketch, and copied and pasted.