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Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: theomen on March 04, 2002, 09:55:44 PM

what is your favorite, non-vulgar, penis euphemism?

here are some to get the ball rolling:
giggle stick
balony pony
ankle slapper
beaver buster

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: SonyFan on March 04, 2002, 10:19:05 PM

Being a child of the 80\'s and having grown up with "The Goonies", my favorites name for my tallywacker is...

"One Eyed Willy" :D :D :D

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: mjps21983 on March 04, 2002, 10:57:26 PM

mine has to be the Schlong.

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: luckee on March 04, 2002, 11:18:41 PM

3rd leg..thats my story and Im sticking to it. :D

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: ##RaCeR## on March 04, 2002, 11:32:47 PM

I like the \'pitch a tent\' saying. I also think weiner is funny.

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on March 05, 2002, 12:45:41 AM

hmm..

from As Good As It Gets

the Stiff One Eye..

.. i guess you have to hear Jack Nicholson say it :)

my favorite for \'sex\' is one that i made up (as far as i know) and that is..

putting your Willy Wonka in her Chocolate Factory..

but.. that sounds more like gay sex..  :thepimp:

anyhoo..

:fro: toot on

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: videoholic on March 05, 2002, 01:12:41 AM

We should at least do vagina.  We just did penis a couple weeks ago..

http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=18378&highlight=thesaurus

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: CHIZZY on March 05, 2002, 05:31:07 AM

my guy\'s name is "lil\' satan"

as for the V- "quim"

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: project86 on March 05, 2002, 06:35:12 AM

Well as for me I call the old "jimmy" my "one eyed spittin\' snake".

As for the female soft spot...


Pooter, or whisker biscuit.(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.plauder-smilies.de%2Flach.gif&hash=e6138ed4812a61fd483db0a2b4e01c10fa7b60f8)

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: Sublimesjg on March 05, 2002, 09:15:40 AM

hmmm


lets see we got the dastardly dog for the male and

tounge twister for the female

boo yah

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: Bonez on March 05, 2002, 12:08:36 PM

here are my favorites:

Ovarian pool stick
one eyed trouser trout
purple helmet warrior
Kidney cracker
heat seeking moisture missile

And The General

Those are my fav.

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: project86 on March 05, 2002, 12:09:29 PM

sex=hot beef injection, bumpin\' ugglies, lockin\' hips and swapin\' gravy.:D

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: Rick on March 05, 2002, 01:21:32 PM

heat seeking moisture missile

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: ooseven on March 05, 2002, 01:44:56 PM

Wang
Plonk
Plank
Winkie
Willy
Mr HAPPY
the Sexaphone
Sausage
Plinky
The Purple LOg
the pink pistol
My Meat and 2 veg
my little man
little Samwise
the SEVENATOR !
No-one\'s Revenge
the B£tch Slapper
my Bobby
the Snake
Solid Snake (liquid if its a bad night ;) )

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: PSX_J on March 05, 2002, 02:18:31 PM

Everyone I had ya already took, guess I can just stick to plain ol\' D*ck

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: pstwo on March 05, 2002, 02:57:19 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
my favorite for \'sex\' is one that i made up (as far as i know) and that is..

putting your Willy Wonka in her Chocolate Factory..

but.. that sounds more like gay sex..  :thepimp:

anyhoo..

:fro: toot on

:laughing: :laughing:

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: PSX_J on March 05, 2002, 03:03:40 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
hmm..

from As Good As It Gets

the Stiff One Eye..

.. i guess you have to hear Jack Nicholson say it :)

my favorite for \'sex\' is one that i made up (as far as i know) and that is..

putting your Willy Wonka in her Chocolate Factory..

but.. that sounds more like gay sex..  :thepimp:

anyhoo..

:fro: toot on

what....You\'ve never thought about stuffing a girl up the butt. :cool:

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: jinxx on March 05, 2002, 06:55:53 PM

Jebediah one eye
over the shoulder boulder holder
a chubby
and a little off the subject but "cleaning the rifle"

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: shockwaves on March 05, 2002, 07:55:44 PM

One eyed gopher

That\'s mine :)

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: project86 on March 06, 2002, 03:16:34 AM

Bits and pieces
Twig and berries
Brat-zilla

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on March 06, 2002, 04:13:00 AM

Quote

Originally posted by PSX_J


what....You\'ve never thought about stuffing a girl up the butt. :cool:

with what?.. bread crums?  cabbage?.. a basketball?

you sick little munchkin..

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: PSX_J on March 07, 2002, 03:53:55 PM

What do u think Bob\'s? Sheesh, u make things sound sicker than thier supposed to.:rolleyes:

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: theomen on March 07, 2002, 04:34:02 PM

I call mine pedro, because he\'s my little friend from down south.

Title: favorite penis euphemism
Post by: CHIZZY on March 07, 2002, 06:08:02 PM

sex= "taking the skin train to tuna town"
vagina= "meat wallet" "beef curtains" "beartrap"
Penis="joint"
Balls="proctor & gamble"