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Title: Dictionary to Decipher Personal Ads
Post by: videoholic on March 05, 2002, 10:27:21 AM

Dictionary to Decipher Personals Ads


WOMEN\'S ADS
40-ish.......................... 49
Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends
Athletic........................ No tits
Average looking.......... Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........ Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..................... Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Feminist....................... Fat ballbuster
Free spirit.................... Junkie
Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun.............................. Annoying
Gentle.......................... Comatose
Good Listener...............Borderline Autistic
New-Age...................... All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............... Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............... Desperate
Outgoing..................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk
Poet............................ Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional................ Certified Biatch
Redhead..................... Bad dye-job
Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light
Social......................... Has been passed around like an horsdoeuvres tray
Voluptuous.................. Very Fat
Weight proportion w/ height... Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker
Widow.......................... Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart.............. Old bat

 

  MEN\'S ADS
40-ish.................... 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic................... Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking..... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................ Will patronize the **** out of you
Free Spirit............... Banging your sister
Friendship first....... As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun......................... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.......... Arrogant
Very good looking.. Dumb as a board
Honest................... Pathological Liar
Huggable............... Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Mature................... Older than your father
Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she\'s not
interested
Physically fit............ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet....................... Wrote ex-girlfriend\'s # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive................ Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive........ Gay
Spiritual................. Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.................... Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful.............. Says "Excuse me" when he farts

Title: Dictionary to Decipher Personal Ads
Post by: Bonez on March 05, 2002, 10:55:44 AM

That\'s good stuff! *laugh

Title: Dictionary to Decipher Personal Ads
Post by: kopking on March 05, 2002, 11:22:58 AM

lol thats funny!!!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


next time my gf says im drunk, im gonna say" no im not im just passionate"

Title: Dictionary to Decipher Personal Ads
Post by: Sublimesjg on March 05, 2002, 11:41:52 AM

heh the last ones the best imo

thoughtful - says excuse me when he farts

well at least im thoughtful :p

Title: Dictionary to Decipher Personal Ads
Post by: project86 on March 05, 2002, 12:07:29 PM

Thats some funny chit Video.

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