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Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: videoholic on March 11, 2002, 01:14:14 PM

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a
 portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between
a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald
 who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
 visiting his military installation.

 FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
 going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
 GENERAL REINWALD: We\'re going to teach them
 climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
 FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That\'s a bit
 irresponsible, isn\'t it?
 GENERAL REINWALD: I don\'t see why, they\'ll be properly
 supervised on the rifle range.
 FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don\'t you admit that this is a terribly
 dangerous activity to be teaching children?
 GENERAL REINWALD: I don\'t see how. We will be teaching them
 proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
 FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you\'re equipping them
 to become violent killers.
 GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you\'re equipped to be a
 prostitute, but you\'re not  one, are you?

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: CygnusXI on March 11, 2002, 01:25:07 PM

Suck it down!!! Nazi Propaganda Radio!!!
:D:D :laughing:

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: Luke on March 11, 2002, 01:36:19 PM

General Reinwald is tha man! boooyyyyyeeeeeee!

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: -____- on March 11, 2002, 02:08:05 PM

AHAHAHAHA!!!  That\'s great.:laughing:

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: Coredweller on March 11, 2002, 04:01:13 PM

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/npr-reinwald.htm

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This is fiction.  No such interview ever took place, according to NPR.  Additionally, there are other versions of the rumor that seem to have originated in Great Britain.

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: Luke on March 11, 2002, 04:39:19 PM

well thank you Mr. Partypooper.

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: Coredweller on March 11, 2002, 04:53:30 PM

When someone calls NPR "Nazi Propaganda Radio," of course I\'m gonna expose the BS.  Why shouldn\'t I?

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: videoholic on March 11, 2002, 05:33:56 PM

Heh, you really think I thought this was real?  I bet you are going to tell me the priest didn\'t really go into the bar with the duck under one arm.

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: Coredweller on March 11, 2002, 08:12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Videoholic
Heh, you really think I thought this was real?  I bet you are going to tell me the priest didn\'t really go into the bar with the duck under one arm.

I knew it wasn\'t real, that\'s why I looked it up.  Apparently Cygnus thought it was real though.

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: PSX_J on March 11, 2002, 08:24:06 PM

I thought it was real till u had to ruin all the fun. What can I say, Im a goulable person.

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: videoholic on March 12, 2002, 03:01:30 AM

I never take anything I read on the internet as real.  I always assume it\'s some whackjob like myself at his computer making the crap up.  Then at least I can be right 75% of the time.

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: CygnusXI on March 12, 2002, 05:41:12 AM

I heard this months ago Core, and regardless of it\'s authenticity it is absolutely within the realm of NPR\'s mantra. So...:p

Title: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback
Post by: mjps21983 on March 12, 2002, 06:23:19 AM

She is a b!tch democrat all the way, I hate that ****, democrats are so damn ignorant, like little five year olds, just look at them tryin to tie enron to the presidency, can\'t cuz they took a sh*t load of money too, there is that media bias again, 86%  are liberals.