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Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: luckee on March 18, 2002, 01:40:17 PM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fazed.net%2Fhumor%2Fimages%2Falabama.jpg&hash=fea29c1227b1436376b35ccac76b7bc4fdcf0381)
Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: markc111 on March 18, 2002, 01:43:52 PM: I thought it was a good idea at the time, ALRIGHT :mad:
Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: kopking on March 18, 2002, 01:51:14 PM: cool, i love those red x

edit

huh its working now!!!

lol thats funny, i cant believe he was gonna give away 2 squirrels
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Post by: Sublimesjg on March 18, 2002, 02:05:30 PM: thats my dad for ya

hes a crazy guy
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Post by: theomen on March 18, 2002, 07:10:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sublimesjg
thats my dad for ya

hes a crazy guy

Yeah your dad offered me an Alamo Beer, and an old 9" black and white TV. I was like no!! Unless you throw in the rabbit ears for the TV.
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Post by: Falcon4 on March 18, 2002, 07:16:08 PM: hahah thats hilarious. i\'d grab the 5 cents i had in my pockets and throw it at them while im driving by.

and say i have my own chick.

a funny story, we were downtown chicago, kinda bad neighborhood and we get out of our car " red light district" area, so a prostitute comes up and see\'s i have a girl, so she\'s like
"ah ok you already have one"

my gal didnt take it too bad, she thought it was funny. we laughed about it for a bit.
Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: luckee on March 18, 2002, 09:07:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Falcon4
hahah thats hilarious. i\'d grab the 5 cents i had in my pockets and throw it at them while im driving by.

and say i have my own chick.

a funny story, we were downtown chicago, kinda bad neighborhood and we get out of our car " red light district" area, so a prostitute comes up and see\'s i have a girl, so she\'s like
"ah ok you already have one"

my gal didnt take it too bad, she thought it was funny. we laughed about it for a bit.

theres no *red light district* in downtown chicago. You must have been just west,north, or south of downtown. :D
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Post by: Fayded on March 18, 2002, 09:12:22 PM: Van Buren and 31st Street in downtown Phoenix is so lovely. Nothing like drug dealers and prostitutes on the same corner, with a hydrolics car bouncing past.
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Post by: Ghettomath on March 20, 2002, 01:54:38 PM: No no no, see the guy has got it allll wrong. Its the money first, then the washing machine, THEN the squirrels. Everyone knows two squirrels are worth waaay more than 6 bucks. Its all about order man, ORDER!
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Post by: Halberto on March 20, 2002, 01:57:29 PM: I picture that guy as the redneck in the Simpsons.
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Post by: Eiksirf on March 20, 2002, 06:56:28 PM: I don\'t remember that exact words but it\'s kinda like...

"Some fokes\'ll never kiss a sheep,
But then again, some fokes\'ll...
He\'s Cletus!
The slack-jawed yokel..."

-Eik
Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: theomen on March 20, 2002, 08:11:41 PM: Most fokell never lose a toe
then again most fokell
ain\'t Cletus the slack jawed yokell!
Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: Luke on March 20, 2002, 10:21:10 PM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsupak.com%2Fsimpsons%2Fcletus_the_slack_jawed_yokel_right.gif&hash=026258cae147a8abf689da0441b02a8d171f104a)
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Post by: Rick on March 21, 2002, 02:07:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Luke
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I\'d probably add about 10 or 15 years to that!! Thats cool, i spose he probably just went home and humped his broken washing machine, or maybe the squirrels.....
Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: luckee on March 21, 2002, 08:30:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by theomen
Most fokell never lose a toe
then again most fokell
ain\'t Cletus the slack jawed yokell!

*I can call my ma from up here"
"Hey ma, git offta dang roof"

Making out in pick-up truck
"why did you hafta park in fronta my folks cletus?"
"c\'mon brandine, theys my folks too"
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 21, 2002, 09:31:22 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Luke
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"mr terwilliger, come quick! There\'s trouble down at the ceeement mixer. I was playin fetch with my ol\' smell-hound, Geetch...."
"geetch gone ta\' heaven Mr. Terwilliger...."
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Post by: ooseven on March 21, 2002, 11:48:24 AM: does anyone remember that part in GTA 3 on chatterbox when that guy is talking about eatting to much squirrel !

:laughing:
Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: THX on March 21, 2002, 12:15:16 PM: Or how bout

MY MOTHER\'S MY SISTER!!!

It boggles the mind.
Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: ooseven on March 21, 2002, 12:44:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by THX
Or how bout

MY MOTHER\'S MY SISTER!!!

It boggles the mind.

LMAO!

how did ASHFORD get into this thread again ;)
Title: How far would you go for a piece?
Post by: CHIZZY on March 21, 2002, 12:46:32 PM: OLD JOKE ALERT:

A hillbilly walks into a pharmacy and says, "I need some birff control fer m\' 11-year-old daughter..."

The pharmacist, horrified, says, "sir, do you mean to tell me your 11-year-old daughter is sexually active?"

To which the hillbilly replies, "Naw, she just kinda lays there like her mother..."

............

What\'s foreplay like in Kentucky?

"hey sis, you awake?"