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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: cloud345 on March 25, 2002, 04:55:31 PM
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Today I was at a Diner with my brothewr and his friend. Were waiting outside and there is a car with it\'s window doen. Nobody was in it so I say wow thats smoart just keave your window open. Then this old guy comes out and says "And?" then I go nothin and run away.
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:Bump:
(God I\'ve always wanted to do that, I rule)
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The other day I was with my friends in front of some bingo place or something, and it filled with old people. Me, being the bastard I am, I started pointing at them and cracking up. Well this guy came out and grabbed my arm and said "Where are your parents boy?" so for about 5 seconds I was completely silent and out of nowhere I made a retarded sounding yell and ran off.
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Well, I was once in a shower after gym class with 3 boys...
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Well, I was once in a shower after gym class with 3 boys...
WHY???????????????????????????????????????
Why do you do this to yourself????????????????
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Originally posted by Videoholic
WHY???????????????????????????????????????
Why do you do this to yourself????????????????
We can now point out that he asked for it
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Well, I was once in a shower after gym class with 3 boys...
Oh boy...here come the gay jokes.
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on etime I was going into a denny\'s and just a few moments before, we were making fun of retards. (amongst ourselves)
well low and behold, my buddy ends up holding the door for a severely retarded kid in a wheelchair & his, um, handler. 1 min. later we were laughing about something completely different, and the woman comes over to our table screaming at us, " they have feelings too, they\'re real people!" Everyone was staring at us like we were the biggest @ssholes in the world. Then the manager asked us to leave.
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Originally posted by Bozco
We can now point out that he asked for it
Haha....The other day I was with my friends in front of some bingo place or something, and it filled with old people. Me, being the bastard I am, I started pointing at them and cracking up. Well this guy came out and grabbed my arm and said "Where are your parents boy?" so for about 5 seconds I was completely silent and out of nowhere I made a retarded sounding yell and ran off.
haha....Oh boy...here come the gay jokes.
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Ok.. I\'ll stop now.. this thread was just filled with laughs... and strangely.. I can picture you doing that Hal.
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Just this past Saturday I went to Disney World with my wife, my mom and an exchange student from Romania. We were walking along and for some reason we were trying to jump up and kick our heels together. So, I did it first and pulled it off just fine, then my wife did it too. When the Romanian exchange student went to try it she jumped up put her feet out to the side and FLYING KICKED SOME ASIAN KID IN THE HEAD!!!!!
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He went down, and there was no explaining this to his mom. (she didn\'t speak English or Romanian)
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Worst thing that ever happened to me was running out of toilet paper at a public restroom. I decided it would be best if I moved over to the next stall so I could whip. As I was in the process of my transition from one stall to the next a guy with his kid came walking in. They got a small glimpse of my white side so I decided to stay in the stall until they were gone.
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sorry double post
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Originally posted by project86
Worst thing that ever happened to me was running out of toilet paper at a public restroom. I decided it would be best if I moved over to the next stall so I could whip. As I was in the process of my transition from one stall to the next a guy with his kid came walking in. They got a small glimpse of my white side so I decided to stay in the stall until they were gone.
rofl
i think the worst that happend to me is this
i was in a night clb, meand all my mates were very drunk. i pulled some girl on the dance floor, and was kissing her, what i didnt know was my mates decided to open packets of condoms and balance them on both our heads, shoulders...but i had no idea, then afterwoods they told me.....i cracked up
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Originally posted by project86
Worst thing that ever happened to me was running out of toilet paper at a public restroom. I decided it would be best if I moved over to the next stall so I could whip. As I was in the process of my transition from one stall to the next a guy with his kid came walking in. They got a small glimpse of my white side so I decided to stay in the stall until they were gone.
Similar thing, i really needed a bad dump out one saturday night. We had to queue to get in anywhere, and i was so desperate that we went to the place with the shortest queue, didnt have much time!! Anyway, we got in, straight to the toilets, no paper at all - ANYWHERE!!!! So, we didnt have time to go elsewhere, so i chanced it, wasnt a good idea. I had to break open a toilet roll dispenser and tear up the cardboard tube and scrape my a$$ with that. Wasnt good! Now what was racer saying again?? :D
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Its alright Racer, theres nothing wrong with being Gay. The PSX2CENTRAL group still accepts you.:D
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hey every community needs a bit of a flamer for balance and all
so it makes sense after all
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here\'s another story from a similar thread I posted in:
It was 8th grade(last year) in English class. Everyone who knows me knows I hate English and I always sleep in it, and if you know me well enough, you will find out I talk in my sleep every now in then. Not to mention I always have niiiicce dreams if you know what Im saying . Well this HOT girl I had a crush on sat next to me. Well this is when it starts to happen. I fold my arms and lay my head down on my desk and close my eyes. The last thing I see is her fixing her bra, so I was thinking, OOOOOOOO YEAH. So I fall asleep during class and what happens? I pitch a damn tent in my pants and start to mumble with a smile on my face. This is when it gets worse, I mumble more and a little more then I say the girls name in a maoning kind of voice and the whole class is laughing except her (which my friends told me she was blushing really bad). And I wake up to hard laughing and other hard things. God I wanted to die, things didn\'t turn out so bad though. We started out about 3 days later. But I have the feeling Im the champ around here.
here is the thread if you want to read it, it\'s funny **** (http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=10187&perpage=25&pagenumber=2)
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I threw up all over my classroom in 4th grade. Ruined some kids stuff, I felt so bad.
But man, that was a crap load of puke.
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Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
I threw up all over my classroom in 4th grade. Ruined some kids stuff, I felt so bad.
But man, that was a crap load of puke.
that would kinda be like one of mine then... I puked on the bus... I wasn\'t feeling well all morning... Then on the bus I burped up my breakfast and swallowed it back down... Then it happened again 2 mins after.. Then... I erupted all over..
I had the flu bad that day.. But luckily.. I got to stay home and watch cable by myself.. it was worth it..
That was all last year BTW.