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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ooseven on March 27, 2002, 11:54:57 AM
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ok pop quiz eeryone
Just imagine
That the off topic forum is suddenly the USS Discovery (the tanker in MGS2) and you have to get off it for some reason (I won’t go into it as it’s a spoiler) and there is only one lifeboat left !
Its got space for 10 and one space is already taken by Snake, and one is for you
That leaves 8 spaces left
But standing around you is the following 9 members
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- Chizzy
- Samwise
- mm
- Datamage
- ooseven
- Videoholic
- Metal_gear_ray
- Racer
- Lukee
that means one person is going to be left behind :crying:
and YOU have to decide who stays behind
Also if you name is on the list … then you can nominate a member NOT on the list to chose form
For example
If Racer was to reply then he can nominate someone not on the list and then decide who to leave behind !
Also he would say who he would pick and why !
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Hmmm. I would have to keep everyone on there. If Racer acts up though I would pitch him off immediately.
Hmmm, so instead of me I would pick up Luke.
He gets to ride with us. Maybe he can sit next to Racer and keep Racer from acting up.
Who would I throw off? I guess Metal_Gear_Ray. He voted for TD. Something has to be wrong with that.
Crap, Racer has Chicken Pox. Nix all that. He gets the boot. For medical reasons only.
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I think I get this...
I nominate PS2 girl... Then I would leave her behind. Just for the look on her face as the lifeboat rows away, and the ship slips underwater.... :evil: :laughing: :evil:
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Originally posted by Videoholic
Hmmm. I would have to keep everyone on there. If Racer acts up though I would pitch him off immediately.
Hmmm, so instead of me I would pick up Luke.
He gets to ride with us. Maybe he can sit next to Racer and keep Racer from acting up.
Who would I throw off? I guess Metal_Gear_Ray. He voted for TD. Something has to be wrong with that.
Crap, Racer has Chicken Pox. Nix all that. He gets the boot. For medical reasons only.
well i was going to pick racer too but it was only for the grounds of .. he would feal right at home with the sailors and they could show him what showers look like on a commercial Tanker.
then i though ... well my name is on the list so i have to findsomeone to take my place... so i nominated soulgrind.. due to the fact that he\'s one of my bosses and the though of getting one over on him would be too much to over look ... THEN
i though well i could just stay behind with Samwise and we could have a ROSE/ JACK moment aLa Titanic .. but heck knowing him he would be the on the drift wood and i would be the one shivering cold in handcuffs (again :rolleyes: ).....Then
i though i though no bugger it ill leave Racer behind due to the fact that he has Chicken Pox From kissing Dirty Chickens ;)
Sorry dude its a confined sapce and that case of Chicken Pox will spread like wild fire.
so RACER I CHOSE YOU !
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It\'s truly unfair to have racer on our raft right now because no one will wnat him on their boat due to the whole herpes outbreak he is going through right now.
I forgot about Soulgrind. I may have to nominate and dump him. Could you imagine how annoying he would be on a tiny life raft with those damn nunchucks.
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Originally posted by Videoholic
I forgot about Soulgrind. I may have to nominate and dump him. Could you imagine how annoying he would be on a tiny life raft with those damn nunchucks.
Plus he Swares like a trooper ...i mean if we rowed pased a drowning The one Bill Gunn .. i would be to affriad to pick him up as his mummy might be upset that young billy learn\'d the F word from the nunchuck spinning maniac that we all call Soulgrind.
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I\'m forgettable.
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Originally posted by Troglodyte
I\'m forgettable.
Many people aren\'t on the boat. Heck, even Luke isn\'t on. He has big legs too. We could use him as a motor.
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Originally posted by Troglodyte
I\'m forgettable.
sorry but i was in a hurry and couldn\'t pass up the Opportunity for me to do my
"we are a group of stranded members... tossing in a lifeboat on the cruel seas"
Gag
Rememeber Troglodyte you can nominate yourself and then pick someone you want to leave behind in your place.
hurry before its too late..... the waters are nearly up to No-one\'s hidden porn collection ;)
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I pick ooseven, but not before I steal all his beer!
*Snatches six pack from ooseven*
Sorry man, I like you but I like your beer more.
:D
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Completely ignoring the rules, as most of us would do in this situation, I mean come-on, who actually plans their life-boat party?
I\'d make sure Altered was on, so that we could argue about Mormonism. Then after a day or so I\'d push him off.
Now the question is, after 6 days, who will we eat? Sure a heck wouldn\'t be me, I\'ve got nothing but skin coverin\' my bones, I\'d hardly make a meal for one.
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Originally posted by project86
I pick ooseven, but not before I steal all his beer!
*Snatches six pack from ooseven*
Sorry man, I like you but I like your beer more.
:D
now that is cruel :crying:
stealing another mans beer :crying:
;)
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Trog-
crap, I didn\'t think about that... PS2girl would feed us for at least a year... :laughing:
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Originally posted by ooseven
now that is cruel :crying:
stealing another mans beer :crying:
;)
I sorry little buddy:(
*Hands ooseven a cold one*
:p
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Originally posted by project86
I sorry little buddy:(
*Hands ooseven a cold one*
:p
me opens it next to the PS2girl Barbeque and takes a big drink :D
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Dunno bout the rest..... But datamage and Samwise are staying.
Anyone who leaves dm behind shall answer to me. ;)
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Originally posted by SmallLady
Dunno bout the rest..... But datamage and Samwise are staying.
Anyone who leaves dm behind shall answer to me. ;)
Darn tooting
i mean if we leave sammy behind.. were are we going to get our porn from :(
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That\'s where n0-0ne comes in. And out goes 00seven and Metal_Gear_Ray.
Reason:
00seven will have some super spy watch that will sprout helicopter blades or some stuff.
Metal_Gear_Ray is a "Metal Gear" it says so in his name. And we all know from playing MGS2 that Metal Gears can swim and vampires can walk on water and vertically up pipes.
luckee can tell his jokes when we get bored and Sammy can show his boobs and me and DM will talk about Virtua Fighter 4 til we get to shore.
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
That\'s where n0-0ne comes in. And out goes 00seven and Metal_Gear_Ray.
Reason:
00seven will have some super spy watch that will sprout helicopter blades or some stuff.
Metal_Gear_Ray is a "Metal Gear" it says so in his name. And we all know from playing MGS2 that Metal Gears can swim and vampires can walk on water and vertically up pipes.
luckee can tell his jokes when we get bored and Sammy can show his boobs and me and DM will talk about Virtua Fighter 4 til we get to shore.
How about i ride Metal Gear Ray to shore seeing that he can turn into a Walking / Swimming Nuclear equiped Battle Tank
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I gotta throw off........OOSEVEN! Hes always drunk hell pop the boat!
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Originally posted by cloud345
I gotta throw off........OOSEVEN! Hes always drunk hell pop the boat!
thats alright ill just get myself arrested by the coast gaurd for being drunk while riding Metal_gear_ray to shore ;)
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Pffft, 007 - you gotta be the tosser, cause it\'s virtually impossible to kill you. Even if we threw you out, I\'m sure some friendly dolphin would save you (or something).
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Originally posted by SmallLady
Dunno bout the rest..... But datamage and Samwise are staying.
Anyone who leaves dm behind shall answer to me. ;)
sigh-
*dreams of smallLady on his lap...;)
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*dreams of chizzy on his lap with smalllady on his lap*
is suddnely crushed in his dream
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I\'d throw out Samwise, and no it\'s not because I don\'t like the guy, I rather like the old chap. No I\'d throw him out for one simple reason......his boobs would act as floatation devices :D
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Pfft, all 9 of you in the boat, and I\'d hang on and friggin swim along side it. Babies.
-Eik
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Wow, thanks for putting me in that lovely scenario 007. :)
sigh-
*dreams of smallLady on his lap...
Ahem. :evil:
*Crushes that dream with a 2 ton hammer* ;)
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hey guys we can put this into real life, cos i live on a boat.....bring loadsa beer and we can chuck ps gurl in the river!!!!
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*Loads 14 cases of beer onto kopking\'s boat...
Whew, it\'s beer time! Anyhoo, it\'s nice to be back in \'friendly\' waters... PAL! ;)
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
*Loads 14 cases of beer onto kopking\'s boat...
Whew, it\'s beer time! Anyhoo, it\'s nice to be back in \'friendly\' waters... PAL! ;)
lol
chizzy and kopking strt to drink lots of beer!!!! things get funny ( but not in th racer type of way)
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heyyzerr kopkin\' ... wannaseeyah bloo angel?
*chizzy falls out of his chair trying to light his farts...
toss meeyya nudderwon, koppy!
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*Burns chizzy’s hair with flaming fart*
Sorry man. I thought I was aiming for kopking.
*Hands kopking and chizzy a beer*
I know I wasn’t on the list, but I couldn’t resist all the fun!. No hard feelings right?:D
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I\'d leave mm behind. Why? Cause his Xbox is big enough that he can for a raft. Hell that\'s probly what sank the damned ship in the first place. :evil:
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Originally posted by SonyFan
I\'d leave mm behind. Why? Cause his Xbox is big enough that he can for a raft. Hell that\'s probly what sank the damned ship in the first place. :evil:
lol, but i ont think the xbox would mak a good raft, its too big, it would prob be more like a bridge its so big
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If only they had more Xbox\'s on the Titanic.... :( :crying: :(