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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on April 03, 2002, 12:02:12 PM
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DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
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1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
3. Yelling at me for barking... I\'M A FRIGGIN\' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn\'t all over everything while you\'re gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who\'s walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why\'d you buy carpet?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven\'t quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you\'re just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your shizit up when you\'re not home.
12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn\'t yet solved the visible fence problem!!
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hehehehe vid. good stuff man!
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i very rarely actually laugh out loud but man i did here, thats some funny ass stuff!
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That fake fetch thing made me realize how dumb i really am, i always do that and usually laugh after.
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Some funny chit bud, funny chit indeed.
:laughing:
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Wow, i can actually say lol and i really did it.
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Takes a sniff of his toothbrush*
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EWWW!
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lol thats funny
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:laughing:
Another comedic act by Vid.
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Bah, I didn\'t write them. I\'m just passing along the funny.
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Hey Vid, yet another change to your av man?
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Originally posted by project86
Hey Vid, yet another change to your av man?
Bored I guess. I dunno.
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Originally posted by Videoholic
Bored I guess. I dunno.
Well, bored or not man, this one’s pretty cool too. ;)
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Originally posted by Videoholic
DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
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1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
3. Yelling at me for barking... I\'M A FRIGGIN\' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn\'t all over everything while you\'re gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who\'s walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why\'d you buy carpet?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven\'t quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you\'re just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your shizit up when you\'re not home.
12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn\'t yet solved the visible fence problem!!
Sadly my dog is a victim of numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, 12, and 14