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Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: mm on April 06, 2002, 05:02:52 AM
so im at the ATM getting some cash, and i hear the distinct sound of a fart pipe exhaust.  around the corner rolls this chevy cavalier
and parks in front of me

so needless to say, when i see the car i start laughing
im still smiling and wiping my eyes when we walks over to the ATM and asks me whats so funny

nice VTEC sticker you got on there, on a chevy?  no reply
NOS sticker too huh? nitrous on a 4 banger?  no reply
sweet, a two foot wing on a front wheel drive car.  no reply

*at this point, he was turning red*

i notice you didnt put the emergency brake on when you got out, automatic?  i bet that works well with yer T.I.T.S racing team.

*at this point, im fighting the urge not to bust out laughing*

so i just blurt out, "you know you look stoopid, right?"

he proceeds to walk to his car, did a nuetral drop [LOL]
and drives away

1 - normal human beings
0 - posers

oh, and team T.I.T.S stood for Tuned Imports That Slam :rolleyes:
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: He-Man on April 06, 2002, 05:15:47 AM
LOLish :D
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: Avatarr on April 06, 2002, 05:21:18 AM
.............
maybe I\'m just a complete-uncoolio, but I have absolutley no idea what any of that meant. whats a 4 banger? and why shouldn\'t be a v-tec sticker be on a chevy?
.............

I\'m sure he looks unusual and I\'d laugh at him just for that. I just don\'t get the "he\'s getting it all wrong" factor.
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: Avatarr on April 06, 2002, 05:25:09 AM
Just one other note..

When someone starts asking "whats wrong with kids today" - you just know that some1 is getting prettey old. Eh? ;)

*nudge
*nudge
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: Ghettomath on April 06, 2002, 06:03:48 AM
Mm, you are my new hero.  You have said everything I have ever wanted to say to those kids...just I dont know those terms.
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: jm on April 06, 2002, 06:46:33 AM
And this is coming from a guy who can care less about cars!!
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: Titan on April 06, 2002, 07:47:49 AM
People invest way too much money to try and make cars look cool and end up making them look dumb. Invest money to make it look cool, not dumb. You have to know what you are putting on instead of just throwing on crap like V-Tech and crap like that.
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: Rick on April 06, 2002, 08:21:37 AM
Thats funny mm, I like people with that sort of sense of humour!! :D
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: videoholic on April 06, 2002, 08:31:10 AM
You are brilliant sir MM.

At least put stickers on your car of products you could possibly have.

Kind of like the Scotts Security sign I have out front.  I don\'t have a security system.  I\'m a freaking poser.
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: mjps21983 on April 06, 2002, 09:50:56 AM
I know how you feel mm, we have a ton of g.i\'s livin around where I live, called Ft. Hood, and they buy cheap little **** cars and try to make them look fast, with there loud exhaust tips, and 95 hp motors. I hate it, if your car is fast, then modify it to be faster if its not dont make it seem fast, and then blare the exhaust and not go anywhere.
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: Bozco on April 06, 2002, 09:53:00 AM
Your a ****
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: mjps21983 on April 06, 2002, 10:00:28 AM
Who\'s a ****?
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: Rick on April 06, 2002, 10:20:48 AM
And what do you mean by ****? ;)
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: CHIZZY on April 06, 2002, 12:09:27 PM
I got cut off by some, ahem , wiggers in a thunderbird today BLASTING some crappy rap, rattling his trunk loose, with the tinted windows that were done wrong, so they were peeling off. I hate those little bastards. They had the car lowered, the seats lowered. waste of air.
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: shockwaves on April 06, 2002, 02:10:49 PM
Maybe I\'m just blind, but I see very little of that up here.  Well, either blind, or lucky.
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: mm on April 06, 2002, 02:51:34 PM
hey vid, that security sign in front of yer house is fake huh?

thx, ill see ya later

:)
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: cloud345 on April 06, 2002, 03:11:51 PM
Jeez MM youre mean :)
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: ajoh432 on April 06, 2002, 03:39:14 PM
haha.. Good job...


I\'m not all smart when it comes to cars and stuff.. But I can point out the obvious...
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: jinxx on April 06, 2002, 04:37:10 PM
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
I got cut off by some, ahem , wiggers in a thunderbird today BLASTING some crappy rap, rattling his trunk loose, with the tinted windows that were done wrong, so they were peeling off. I hate those little bastards. They had the car lowered, the seats lowered. waste of air.


He should be shot. I have dibbs on the car so I can restore it back to it\'s origonal beauty.  A couple days ago I too saw a dumb**** with a spoiler that went higher than the roof on a civic. I wanted to take my trusty baseball bat to his face and car. That would be so fun. In fact..............heh, see ya.
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: Rick on April 07, 2002, 04:31:41 AM
If you are going to do up a car, you should at least do it properly!! Crappy tinted windows and lowered, theres just no point to it!!
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: kopking on April 07, 2002, 06:35:12 AM
lol!!!! you the man!!  


i done something like this the other day, i just crossed, the road, waiting to cross the next road, i was with my gf nad her friend, this crappy nova pulled up, they put a body kit on it, but the rest of the car looked real bad, really old,and had some reall **** wheels on it, the ones that come standard with a nova, he had his music up load, but it was way to load for te speakers, it was all distorting, and the car was making a bad vibrating noise, i just poineted and laughed for some minutes, the bloke in the car sorta relise what i was doing, and turned his usic down...he face was sooooooo funny
Title: whats wrong with kids today?
Post by: Kurt Angle on April 07, 2002, 06:51:08 AM
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Originally posted by Rick
If you are going to do up a car, you should at least do it properly!! Crappy tinted windows and lowered, theres just no point to it!!


I\'ve got a standard Saxo VTR and it looks okay in standard form.

Good job because I can\'t be arsed to modify it!