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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: kopking on April 09, 2002, 12:36:50 PM
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damn Liverpool went out of champions league, 4-3 on aggregate!! damn we was sooooo close, guess we have to concentrate on the league now.please put jokes, links etc, to funny stuff, cos im so unhappy now:confused: :confused: :confused:
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They have card playing leagues?
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Originally posted by ViVi
They have card playing leagues?
i said stuff to make me laugh!!!!
vivi if you wanna know go to http://www.liverpoolfc.tv
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Is this a bad time for me to start singing "Glory Glory Man United " ?
j/k
;)
only kidding mate
get drunk on me and hope the Skummy Low Lofes that ARE Man U get Humped tommorow night !
Commmeee on who every playing against them !
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Originally posted by ooseven
Is this a bad time for me to start singing "Glory Glory Man United " ?
j/k
;)
only kidding mate
get drunk on me and hope the Skummy Low Lofes that ARE Man U get Humped tommorow night !
Commmeee on who every playing against them !
man utd re gonna get whooped!!!! they are with out keane, becks and butt, ohyeah and scholes!!!! this will be funny!!!
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Originally posted by kopking
man utd re gonna get whooped!!!! they are with out keane, becks and butt, ohyeah and scholes!!!! this will be funny!!!
But i though Becks was fit to play ?
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:laughing:
Those douchebags got a guy named "Butt"......
:laughing:
That\'s ok, Buffalo Sabres (my team) got a guy named "Satan"....
http://www.sabres.com/team/players/satan.html
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yeah nicky butt!!!! well its not that funny, i mean there was aplayer for west ham, called ****s.prob could hink of some funnier ones
ooseven im sure i heard on tv today becks aint gonna be fit, still really bruised
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Originally posted by kopking
damn Liverpool went out of champions league, 4-3 on aggregate!! damn we was sooooo close, guess we have to concentrate on the league now.please put jokes, links etc, to funny stuff, cos im so unhappy now:confused: :confused: :confused:
MICHAEL OWEN DOESN\'T LOOK TOO UNHAPPY!
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there is a Glasgow Rangers Player Called FLO
not a funny name i know.. but seeing that he cost them £12 million and he\'s Done F all
I Find it Quite Funny !
:laughing: :laughing:
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Originally posted by ooseven
there is a Glasgow Rangers Player Called FLO
not a funny name i know.. but seeing that he cost them £12 million and he\'s Done F all
I Find it Quite Funny !
:laughing: :laughing:
yeah he did do something...didnt he get injured some time!!! WOW
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United will win tomorrow , no doubt!!!!!!. Becks should be playing
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Here ya go friend, just something to get ya back on your feet...and kicken\'
quick while she\'s down, kick her in the face!!!
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just trying to cheer ya up man. Go ahead, do as you like to the pic.:D
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BORING LIVERPOOL CAN SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha to you Liverpool scum :D
Man Utd will kick a$$ tomorrow, I\'m going :D
Becks is fit, as is Veron. Then we got Giggsy, plus anyone else in midfiled (hopefully Butty, but anyone else will do) Just you wait, we\'re gonna finish of Depor 2morrow, then comfortably beat Bayer in the Semi. Show you scousers how to play proper footy ;)
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Kopking, ooseven, Rickster, I have no idea what you dudes are saying. Man, I don\'t understand all this footballer language. Just speak english, eh? :D
CHIZZ, that dude on the Sabres is awesome. I wish the Phoenix Suns had a player named SATAN! There\'d be no stoppin them if that were the case... at least until the Lakers signed Jesus. Yeah, that\'s just the kind of stunt Jesus would pull too.... :p
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man, i bet jesus\' got a bad ass fade-away jumper.
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Originally posted by LUKE
man, i bet jesus\' got a bad ass fade-away jumper.
Lol
I don’t know whether to say that was sac-religious or just down right funny!?
:laughing:
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jesus is clearly a hockey man...
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Here\'s a suggestion.
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just
need to take it out on someone, don\'t take it out on someone you know,
take it out on someone you don\'t know.
I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten
to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying,
"Hello?"
I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin, could I please speak with Robin
Carter?"
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn\'t believe that
anyone could be so rude.
I tracked down Robin\'s correct number, and called her. (I had transposed
the last two digits of her phone number).
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the \'wrong\' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled,"You\'re an asshole!" and
hung up.I wrote his number down, with the word \'asshole\' next to it, and
put it inmy desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I\'d call him.
He\'d answer and I\'d yell, "You\'re an asshole!"
It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic \'asshole\'
calling would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the
Telephone Company. I\'m just calling to see if you\'re familiar with the
caller ID program?" he yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phonedown.
I quickly called him back and said, "That\'s because you\'re an asshole!"
So, one day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking
spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting
for the spot.
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his
number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
I dialed and someone said, "Hello?"
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" Yes it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It\'s a yellow house and the
car\'s parked right out front."
"What\'s your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When\'s a good time to catch you, Don?" "I\'m home every evening
after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?" "Don, you\'re an asshole!"
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
But after several months of calling them, it wasn\'t as enjoyable as
it used to be.
So, I came up with an idea: I called Asshole #1.
"Hello"
"You\'re an asshole!" (but I didn\'t hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed "Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my
black Beemer our front."
He said, "I\'m coming over right now, Don.
And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I\'m really scared, asshole."
Then I called asshole # 2:
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello Asshole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You\'ll what?" I said.
"I\'ll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, asshole, here\'s your chance. I\'m coming over
right now."
Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police saying that I
lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to
kill my gay lover.
Then, I called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West
34th Street.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th St.
There, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front
of 6 squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.
Now, I feel better.
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I never did sell that BMW!
But I did beat the chit outta that a$$hole you sent over!
:D
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Originally posted by project86
I never did sell that BMW!
But I did beat the chit outta that a$$hole you sent over!
:D
HAHAHAHA, I knew it was someone in this forum, damn psx2 stickers all over the windshield.
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yeah thats funny..bt funnier the first time i read it a few months ago!!!!! lol..man utd are gonna lose, and wontwin the prem either, arsenal are favs, them liverpool!!
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Originally posted by kopking
yeah thats funny..bt funnier the first time i read it a few months ago!!!!! lol..man utd are gonna lose, and wontwin the prem either, arsenal are favs, them liverpool!!
Sorry? What was that Kopking??? Haha, Man U rule, Its out year in europe, we kicked some a$$ tonight. Third in the Prem, no trophies for you Kopking, get over it ;)
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hm let me get this right, we are third in prem with a game in hand...we have everyon fit apart from redknapp.....you are with out, beckham, and keane and veron....u got real hard games to end of season,ost away from home..we got almost all at home...hardest team we got is sunderland!!!! andi wouldnt laugh to much...man utd are not going to win the league, and prob wont go through in te next gams of champs league!!!
also we should be getting more top class players during the summer....ive heared rumor del peiro wants o join liverpool!!!
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Originally posted by kopking
hm let me get this right, we are third in prem with a game in hand...we have everyon fit apart from redknapp.....you are with out, beckham, and keane and veron....u got real hard games to end of season,ost away from home..we got almost all at home...hardest team we got is sunderland!!!! andi wouldnt laugh to much...man utd are not going to win the league, and prob wont go through in te next gams of champs league!!!
also we should be getting more top class players during the summer....ive heared rumor del peiro wants o join liverpool!!!
How about I get you a spoon so that you can eat my a$$ ;)
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you limeys are so entertaining... ;)
oh yeah, go liverpool!
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
you limeys are so entertaining... ;)
oh yeah, go liverpool!
chizzy you are the man.........go liverpool!!!!!!