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Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: theomen on April 09, 2002, 09:39:43 PM

Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes.

A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects\' car.

After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran.

Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.

The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect\'s penis.

Title: Re: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: mjps21983 on April 10, 2002, 06:00:56 AM

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Originally posted by theomen
Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes.

A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects\' car.

After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran.

Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.

The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect\'s penis.

Holy SH*T, must of been Lorena Bobbets dog!!!

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: Darth Joyda on April 10, 2002, 06:02:43 AM

I will never touch a dog in my life again!

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: ##RaCeR## on April 10, 2002, 06:11:05 AM

Damn... Thats nasty, gotta hurt pretty bad I say.

Deserves em right, and all over a pack of cigarettes...

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Post by: Bozco on April 10, 2002, 09:21:36 AM

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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
I will never touch a dog in my life again!

Nice to see ya.  I get it, you only post when its threads talking about dogs biting penises

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: ben_high on April 10, 2002, 09:32:43 AM

Heh,that\'s the county I live in.Guess I should wear a cup next time I go out to steal cigs.:D

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: Sublimesjg on April 10, 2002, 10:47:38 AM

i can already see the next fox special. . .

tongiht on FOX When Beastiality goes Wrong!!!! *music turns all serious

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: kopking on April 10, 2002, 12:08:48 PM

ouch!!!!!!!! thats gotta hurt..mayb they will do it on jackass soon

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: lionken07 on April 10, 2002, 12:19:52 PM

WTF running for a stupid pack of cigarettes?? not worth it at all.  To this day now, I still don\'t get why people can do such a thing...

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: Rick on April 10, 2002, 02:51:28 PM

Thats one of those stories that makes you cringe and grab your pecker - OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: ajoh432 on April 10, 2002, 02:59:06 PM

OUCHY MOMMA!:laughing:

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: Titan on April 10, 2002, 03:03:58 PM

Sucks to be that guy. Now he can\'t enjoy some pleasures he once had.

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: shockwaves on April 10, 2002, 05:22:49 PM

If you\'re gonna go through that, at least steal something worth while.  I mean...come on...

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: luckee on April 10, 2002, 10:33:20 PM

I have no pity for the guy, serves him right for being so focking stupid to steal a single pack of smokes. Hell, if he panhandled for a few hours, he could have had the money.

I think this guy is a future darwin award winner.

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: QuDDus on April 11, 2002, 11:02:07 AM

Is that true. Because if that is true that ****ing sad. Those dogs should be outlawed. Bitting off a man\'s penise. That is not right. There should be a ****ing restraint on those dogs. Thats one reason I hate the police and dogs.

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: kopking on April 11, 2002, 12:07:50 PM

i hardy think they trained it to go after someones nuts!!!! but thats th reason they have dogs...to stop peope commiting crimes!!! i u dont wanna be chased my a policce dog dont commit a crime.its that easy

Title: the aftermath
Post by: MPTheory on April 12, 2002, 09:23:24 AM

yeah, they took a picture of it for records... this is what the inside looks like

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: QuDDus on April 12, 2002, 09:25:37 AM

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Originally posted by kopking
i hardy think they trained it to go after someones nuts!!!! but thats th reason they have dogs...to stop peope commiting crimes!!! i u dont wanna be chased my a policce dog dont commit a crime.its that easy

Thats still no reason to have some freaking stupid, filthy, nothing animal bitting someone\'s nutts off.

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: CrazyMonkey on April 12, 2002, 01:11:32 PM

That\'s one kickass dog.  Shoplifters are so stupid.  To risk that kind of **** for something you could easilly afford; just doesn\'t make sense.

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Post by: SwifDi on April 12, 2002, 02:02:29 PM

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Originally posted by lionken07
WTF running for a stupid pack of cigarettes?? not worth it at all.  To this day now, I still don\'t get why people can do such a thing...

Thats stupid? How bout\' people that run for a broken tail light.

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Post by: CrazyMonkey on April 12, 2002, 02:05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Vapor Snake


Thats stupid? How bout\' people that run for a broken tail light.

Did I ever say they\'re not? ;)

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: w1ngman on April 12, 2002, 02:46:35 PM

Hey, look at it this way...at least the dog didn\'t...swallow :(

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Post by: theomen on April 12, 2002, 03:58:52 PM

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Originally posted by QuDDus


Thats still no reason to have some freaking stupid, filthy, nothing animal bitting someone\'s nutts off.

The dog is just making sure that the dumbass can\'t reproduce, and create even more idiots.

And as far as I care people who can\'t live within the laws deserve what they get, and if you don\'t like it, leave!

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: QuDDus on April 12, 2002, 04:17:51 PM

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Originally posted by theomen


The dog is just making sure that the dumbass can\'t reproduce, and create even more idiots.

And as far as I care people who can\'t live within the laws deserve what they get, and if you don\'t like it, leave!

So you think a stolen pack of cigaretts is equal to loosing your penise? Thats ****ing stupid.

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: theomen on April 12, 2002, 05:31:05 PM

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Originally posted by QuDDus



So you think a stolen pack of cigaretts is equal to loosing your penise? Thats ****ing stupid.

don\'t steal anything, and u have nothing to worry about.

Title: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
Post by: fastson on April 12, 2002, 06:55:52 PM

wooh.. No shorts for me this summer. There are alot of dogs around here.. :sconf: