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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ChaOs on April 16, 2002, 03:20:12 PM

Title: Help!!!
Post by: ChaOs on April 16, 2002, 03:20:12 PM
I want to know whats best program to use to create and publish a website, because I am making one.
Title: Help!!!
Post by: videoholic on April 16, 2002, 03:24:46 PM
At least look at the first page of threads..

http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=20662

Welcome new person.
Title: Help!!!
Post by: FatalXception on April 16, 2002, 10:08:09 PM
If you haven\'t made a 200% improvement in posts by the time I check tomorow, your going under the category PS2Girl clone, and getting put on the ignore list.

I understand if this is your first time on a forum... anywhere on the internet, but if not, you really should know better.  Spend a week not starting posts, rather, read posts, reply to them intelligently, and learn how to post subjects which people will actually care about.  Lastly, learn about nettequite - which isn\'t really in the \'rules\'.  Good nettequite will prevent a lot of hassling from others.

Oh, and you misspelled \'student\' on your CP.
Title: Help!!!
Post by: theomen on April 16, 2002, 11:19:40 PM
damn Chaos!  All you have to do now is ask how you can get an avatar, and you\'ll have every newbie screwup covered.  Who knows, you might just become the Spam King (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.colute.net%2Fcwm%2F%2Fcontrib%2Ftweetz%2Fspam4.gif&hash=b98e7e0ba071526e07780a7414eb5f3ffe399eaa)
Title: Help!!!
Post by: ##RaCeR## on April 16, 2002, 11:25:57 PM
Yeah, you are really starting to piss me off. How old are you?
Title: Help!!!
Post by: videoholic on April 17, 2002, 02:54:21 AM
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Originally posted by theomen
damn Chaos!  All you have to do now is ask how you can get an avatar, and you\'ll have every newbie screwup covered.  Who knows, you might just become the Spam King (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.colute.net%2Fcwm%2F%2Fcontrib%2Ftweetz%2Fspam4.gif&hash=b98e7e0ba071526e07780a7414eb5f3ffe399eaa)


He actually did that already in the main forum.  I think it was his 1st or second post.
Title: Help!!!
Post by: project86 on April 17, 2002, 04:38:57 AM
Maybe we should have a n00b forum set up for these particularly stupid threads. Wadda ya say?
Title: Help!!!
Post by: FatJed86 on April 17, 2002, 05:05:17 AM
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Originally posted by FatalXception
If you haven\'t made a 200% improvement in posts by the time I check tomorow, your going under the category PS2Girl clone, and getting put on the ignore list.

I understand if this is your first time on a forum... anywhere on the internet, but if not, you really should know better.  Spend a week not starting posts, rather, read posts, reply to them intelligently, and learn how to post subjects which people will actually care about.  Lastly, learn about nettequite - which isn\'t really in the \'rules\'.  Good nettequite will prevent a lot of hassling from others.

Oh, and you misspelled \'student\' on your CP.


COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MY SELF *APPLAUSE* ;)
Title: Help!!!
Post by: Rick on April 17, 2002, 05:13:20 AM
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Originally posted by project86
Maybe we should have a n00b forum set up for these particularly stupid threads. Wadda ya say?


Or howabout just a stupid forum. This guys a pr1ck!!! \'Come on guys, lets chat....\' Jeez, how about this mate, goto chat.msn.com
you\'ll have fun there
Title: Help!!!
Post by: kopking on April 17, 2002, 10:42:58 AM
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Originally posted by Rick


Or howabout just a stupid forum. This guys a pr1ck!!! \'Come on guys, lets chat....\' Jeez, how about this mate, goto chat.msn.com
you\'ll have fun there




yeah totally agre with you



ithink chaos = coffeebean = ps2_gurl
Title: Help!!!
Post by: project86 on April 17, 2002, 10:46:38 AM
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Originally posted by kopking




yeah totally agre with you



ithink chaos = coffeebean = ps2_gurl



If your right I say we find her then string her up by her crotch hair (if she has any yet), then slap her in the face with my c*ck…my rubber chicken that is.

Ok, ok, so maybe that’s a bit harsh. Maybe we could all just ignore her.
Title: Help!!!
Post by: videoholic on April 17, 2002, 11:11:13 AM
It\'s definitely PS2_girl again.  How many does that make now?  Freaking loser.  I hate people with more than one account.

hmmmm................
Title: Help!!!
Post by: project86 on April 17, 2002, 11:13:04 AM
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Originally posted by Videoholic
It\'s definitely PS2_girl again.  How many does that make now?  Freaking loser.  I hate people with more than one account.

hmmmm................



It’s one thing to have two but this friggin’ chick has about a dozen or so. I say we BAN her!!!
:mad:
Title: Help!!!
Post by: Rick on April 17, 2002, 02:21:00 PM
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Originally posted by project86



It’s one thing to have two but this friggin’ chick has about a dozen or so. I say we BAN her!!!
:mad:


I cant believe its taken us this long before someone suggested that!!!! I AGREE :D
Title: Help!!!
Post by: Fayded on April 17, 2002, 02:25:51 PM
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Originally posted by project86



If your right I say we find her then string her up by her crotch hair (if she has any yet), then slap her in the face with my c*ck…my rubber chicken that is.

Ok, ok, so maybe that’s a bit harsh. Maybe we could all just ignore her.


Sounds like a plan :laughing:
Title: Help!!!
Post by: SwifDi on April 17, 2002, 02:35:50 PM
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Originally posted by Rick


I cant believe its taken us this long before someone suggested that!!!! I AGREE :D


ARGH!@!!

I suggested she should have been banned about a month ago!
Title: Help!!!
Post by: project86 on April 18, 2002, 04:12:13 AM
Go here!!!

http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20750

Give us a vote!
Title: Help!!!
Post by: videoholic on April 18, 2002, 06:33:19 AM
Elephant Rape
 Once there was this man, and he was walking in the desert of Australia. His asshole was hurting so much, he could hardly walk. The man reached a tent that a doctor was in. The man said, \'\'Oh doctor, can you help me?\'\'
\'\'What is wrong,\'\' said the doctor.

\'\'Well, my asshole is in pain.\'\'

\'\'Let me look,\'\' replied the doctor. So the guy dropped his pants and the doctor saw that his asshole was the size of basketball.

\'\'Wow, how did you get your asshole that big\'\'

\'\'An elephant raped me.\'\'

\'\'Well, I may be a human doctor, but I know elephants have long and skinny penises.\'\'

\'\'Yeah, I know, but this elephant used his finger.\'\'
Title: Help!!!
Post by: project86 on April 18, 2002, 06:37:22 AM
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Originally posted by Videoholic
Elephant Rape
 Once there was this man, and he was walking in the desert of Australia. His asshole was hurting so much, he could hardly walk. The man reached a tent that a doctor was in. The man said, \'\'Oh doctor, can you help me?\'\'
\'\'What is wrong,\'\' said the doctor.

\'\'Well, my asshole is in pain.\'\'

\'\'Let me look,\'\' replied the doctor. So the guy dropped his pants and the doctor saw that his asshole was the size of basketball.

\'\'Wow, how did you get your asshole that big\'\'

\'\'An elephant raped me.\'\'

\'\'Well, I may be a human doctor, but I know elephants have long and skinny penises.\'\'

\'\'Yeah, I know, but this elephant used his finger.\'\'




lol,lol,lol:laughing:


Now that was funny chit man! D*mn my side hurt. I needed that.:D
Title: Help!!!
Post by: kopking on April 18, 2002, 01:08:26 PM
yeah ive heard it b4!!!!! great joke though!!!!!




ps2 gurl and her other names should be banned
Title: Help!!!
Post by: ChaOs on April 18, 2002, 06:13:19 PM
:rpissed:ALright ASS Holes listen here and listen good. I dont know who the F***is Ps2 Girl and I dont\' like the way treating me on this dumb ass forum. My Nick is ChaOs . I\'m a F***ing Male god dammit. A MotherF***ing Male. I have your ****ing I.P.\'s. Imma bout\' to kick somebody ass in here. I\'m 15. I lift 189lbs in benchpressing:evil:. I play football and Basketball for High School. I\'m gonna kick somebody\'s ass. Starting with that Fagat Video F***ing holic. Try Me. Heh,heh!:D

your+computer+me=VIRUS!!!!!!!!!:rpissed:
Title: Help!!!
Post by: mm on April 18, 2002, 06:49:33 PM
you + me = banned
lata kid
Title: Help!!!
Post by: theomen on April 18, 2002, 08:01:05 PM
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Originally posted by ChaOs
:rpissed:ALright ASS Holes listen here and listen good. I dont know who the F***is Ps2 Girl and I dont\' like the way treating me on this dumb ass forum. My Nick is ChaOs . I\'m a F***ing Male god dammit. A MotherF***ing Male. I have your ****ing I.P.\'s. Imma bout\' to kick somebody ass in here. I\'m 15. I lift 189lbs in benchpressing:evil:. I play football and Basketball for High School. I\'m gonna kick somebody\'s ass. Starting with that Fagat Video F***ing holic. Try Me. Heh,heh!:D

your+computer+me=VIRUS!!!!!!!!!:rpissed:


I have to thank you, because this is going to be my new sig.  Anytime I feel blue I can go and look at this and it will cheer me up.

Now as for you benching 189lbs, when you hit the three hundred area, then you can share your bench max, but when you\'re counting single plates(the 9 in 189 means you\'re counting 1pound plates), you better keep your mouth shut.  (but then again if this is ps2_girl I\'m still not impressed, because for someone with as much facial hair as you, I expect more)

As for a virus, you know what I\'ll even give you my IP if you want, and you can just sit at your computer, furrow your little brow and think to yourself "what the hell is telnet?"

And finally, yes Vid may or may not be gay, but keep one thing in mind, he\'s still the king of amature porn!

*edit*
Does anyone else think this guy sounds like Will Ferrow, in his skit when he\'s like "You don\'t dis-respect me, I drive a Miata, I\'m a lawyer, I go to court, and use big words!"
Title: Help!!!
Post by: videoholic on April 18, 2002, 10:12:55 PM
Heh, I just cleaned 21 viruses off my computer the other day.  Eat me.
Title: Help!!!
Post by: project86 on April 19, 2002, 03:33:33 AM
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Originally posted by theomen

*edit*
Does anyone else think this guy sounds like Will Ferrow, in his skit when he\'s like "You don\'t dis-respect me, I drive a Miata, I\'m a lawyer, I go to court, and use big words!"



I personally think the kid sounds like an over stressed, hormone-induced chick that just experienced her first period…Hmmmm, PS2_girl. Definitely gotta be her!