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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: project86 on April 18, 2002, 07:42:15 AM
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Two couples were playing cards one evening.
John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed that Bill\'s wife\'s legs were wide apart, and
she wasn\'t wearing any underwear! Shocked by this,
John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
the table & emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments.
Bill\'s wife followed & asked, "Did you see anything
that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that, well,
indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial
situations well as the moral costs of this offer, John
says that he is indeed interested. She tells him that
since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons &
John doesn\'t, that John should be at her house around
2pm Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill\'s
house for the planned time at 2pm sharp & after paying
her the agreed upon $500, they went to the bedroom &
completed their sexual transactions Sue had promised.
Afterwards, John quickly dressed & left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm & upon
entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did John
come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat, Bill\'s wife answered, "Why
yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked,"And did he give you $500?".
In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out,
& after mustering up her best poker face,
replied,"Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came
by the office this morning & borrowed $500 from me. He
promised me he\'d stop by our house this afternoon on
his way home & pay me back."
NOW THAT\'S A PLAYER ! ! ! !
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hah hah hah hah
man I gotta try that.
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Sweet. Gonna share that story at lunch today.
BTW, starting in August, I\'m going to be living in "Players Club" apartments.
:thepimp:
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rofl!!!!! man thats funny!!!
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hahaha John is smooth.
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No I just crush alot!!!
Thought this would fit in with the question nicely!!
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Originally posted by mjps21983
No I just crush alot!!!
http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20663 ;)
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rolleyes:
I
DON\'T
CARE
U
ACADEMIC
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not a report, so therefore any slang or short hand I feel free to use, is my choose, you on the other hand have no right to tell me how to spell, my way of doin things is different than urs sorry I am not as$ perfect as u r Trog.:
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Originally posted by Troglodyte
http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20663 ;)
lol
Again, we are taken back to Trogs Education corner.
Man I love chit like that!
Sorry mjps21983. I don’t mean to have fun at your expense, but you have to admit Trog was right on top of that one!
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haha, I use "alot" a lot as well. :nerd:
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Originally posted by project86
lol
Again, we are taken back to Trogs Education corner.
Man I love chit like that!
Sorry mjps21983. I don’t mean to have fun at your expense, but you have to admit Trog was right on top of that one!
It\'s all good, no hard feelings, I really don\'t care, just felt I needed to respond when getting, bad mouthed:D :D :D
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Originally posted by mjps21983
This is not a report, so therefore any slang or short hand I feel free to use, is my choose, you on the other hand have no right to tell me how to spell, my way of doin things is different than urs sorry I am not as$ perfect as u r Trog.:
:laughing:
Sorry dude. (This is my second apology today!) But as the thread said, I can\'t stand the mis-use of "a lot," it\'s a pet peeve of mine.
Oh, and I think you mean choice, not choose. ;)
:nerd: I\'m the coolest guy here!
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Originally posted by Troglodyte
:laughing:
Sorry dude. (This is my second apology today!) But as the thread said, I can\'t stand the mis-use of "a lot," it\'s a pet peeve of mine.
Oh, and I think you mean choice, not choose. ;)
:nerd: I\'m the coolest guy here!
Yeah you\'re right I meant choice, but sometimes when typing your hands do something other than what your mind tells it, its ok, no big deal to me, u r pretty cool, just so damn nit picky, we\'ll work on it though.
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Originally posted by mjps21983
Yeah you\'re right I meant choice, but sometimes when typing your hands do something other than what your mind tells it, its ok, no big deal to me, u r pretty cool, just so damn nit picky, we\'ll work on it though.
We can do it together!
[Insert picture of Richard Simmons here]
Here\'s winking at you, kid. ;)
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I\'m going to copy that down and print it out. Hahahahahaha too funny.